Dear Hermione,

I As you are a Muggleborn, I expect that you know what Skittles and
Whoppers(candy) are. Now, the following question might even be more important
than the question for Horcruxes.:which is better?

Sincerely,

Sydney the whopper loving ninja.

Dear Sydney,

That's excellent! Have you gotten your Hogwarts letter, yet? Probably, considering I didn't know I was a witch until then. Of course I know what they are! Two of the most delicious creations ever invented. In fact, I just introduced whoppers to Ronald a few weeks ago, and he said they were better than chocolate frogs! He couldn't believe muggle's candy was better than the wizard kind. And he can't tell the difference between a licorice wand and a Twizzler. Sorry, back to the question. That is in fact a very difficult decision…but as much as I love skittles, I'd have to say whoppers. How about you?

Thanks so much for writing! I'd love to hear back from you.

~Hermione

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Dear malfoy scum,

Did you know your name means dragon? And what would you say if I told you I, a
fist year Muggle born, could kick your $$?

HATE,.

Sydney the whopper loving ninja.

What in Merlin's pants is a whop- oh whatever,

Don't think you can tell me anything I don't already know, you filthy little mudblood! I rode a dracorex hogwartsia dragon when I was only a first year, which I'm sure is far more than you can say you've done for yourself. You couldn't even kick my arse if it was the size of Neville Fatbottom's! You couldn't even reach it! I have no time to waste arguing with a disgusting little mudblood. Keep my name out of your filthy mouth!

My father will be hearing about this.

D. Malfoy

Dear Wesley Twins,

Firstly, you are, like, THE GODS of pranking. I am not worthy.

Second, have you guys ever considered having a pranking service? You could,
like, charge a gallon for a minor prank, 3 gallons for a major prank, and 5
gallons for a customized prank. Then, you, or an employee, carries out the
prank. Of course, you'd have to have a confidentiality agreement, but anyway,
think about it.

You're unworthy servant,

Sydney the whopper loving ninja.

Dear Ninja,

You're not unworthy! Certainly not. Not in our opinions anyway, right Fred? Right, George! You're praising of us makes you entirely worthy in our minds!

Pranking is our specialty! And we are like Gods, if I do say so myself. Yes, I agree. Particularly George, though, he is rather holey. It's saint-like, you git! You always ruin the bloody punch line on that one! Oh, on with the letter already, Georgie, we have to get back to the shop soon. Right. We did consider a pranking service once back in Hogwarts. Tried it, actually. Lasted about a week. Business was good, that wasn't the problem. Exactly, we only charged sickles, but we still made quite a bit. That is until our prefect brother, Ronniekins, and his know it all girlfriend, Granger, put it to an end. We had to give everybody their money back as well as serve detentions for a week with Filtch! Granger took ten points off, too. And from her own house! Yes, shame on that one. I don't know what was worse, loosing the points or Mrs. Norris. I can't stand that bloody beast. Took the words right out of my mouth, Georgie! We carried all of the pranks out ourselves, naturally, with a tad of help from our friend Lee, if necessary. We also had the confidentiality agreement established, but when Granger asked the Gryffindor common room who wanted a refund, those dolts had no problem stepping forward, and taking every last sickle we made. But it still is a brilliant idea. Obviously, considering we thought of it. We are geniuses, after all. Yes, pranking geniuses. How about you? You could be a pranking genius in the making, you know. Keep it in mind!

Yours Truly,

Fred, and George xx