A/N Don't shoot! I know its been forever, but I swear I had a legit reason for not updating…college applications…does that work? I sure hope so, because I've had this chapter written forever, but I never had time to type it. I really hope you guys like it, because I sure did even though it may make you hate Chad even more than you already do. I swear though its all a part of the master plan. Now this note has gotten way too long so without further ado I present to you the rest of Day 1 :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Sonny with a Chance or any of the associated characters
Chad POV
I woke up that morning feeling super groggy and excited at the same time. I couldn't wait to get started, but first I had to wake up Sonny. I walked into her room, threw a pillow at her and yelled "Hey clown wake up I want breakfast." She sat up in her bed, gave me a dirty look and said "Its 5 o' clock in the fucking morning, I'm going back to sleep. Why don't you make yourself breakfast?"
"I don't think so Monroe. I want you to make me breakfast." I replied with a huge smile on my face "I want three pancakes, one egg over easy, and some bacon. I suggest you get working, because I finish my workout at 7. Oh and make sure the kitchen is clean when you're done." She got up forgetting that she was wearing practically nothing and started walking towards the door. I stared at her just to make her uncomfortable and it worked.
"What the hell are you staring at Chad?" she asked with one hand on her hip
'Just pondering over your lack of modesty" and with that I walked out and headed to my weight room
Sonny POV
"Just pondering over your lack of modesty" and he turned around and walked out. I was shocked, too shocked for words. It was that bastards fault I was wearing this stupid thing in the first place. I walked into the bathroom hoping for a change of clothes, but no such luck. The asshole wanted me to cook breakfast for him in this pathetic excuse for a nightgown. I walked downstairs and turned the TV on for some background noise and started looking through the cabinets for all of the stuff that I needed.
It took me about an hour and a half, but I finished. I put all of the food onto one plate and then set about cleaning the kitchen. I finished with five minutes left to spare. I poured myself a glass of orange juice and settled down in front of the TV. I heard Chad come in at about seven, but ignored him until he called my name. I turned around and froze. I could not believe the sight before my eyes. Chad was standing there in nothing, but a pair of basketball shorts, glistening with sweat, and as if they were reading my mind, behind me I heard LMFAO go Ahhhhh, girl look at that body. Ahhhhh girl look at that body.
Wait, hold on a sec, this is Chad Dylan Cooper we're talking about, my rival, the enemy, the thing I despise most on this planet I told myself I can't let his perfectly chiseled abs or his super toned arms distract me. Stop it Sonny. Stop it. My own mind was betraying me "Why don't you take a picture it'll last longer" he asked pulling me out of my thoughts. I shot him a dirty look and said "What do you want Cooper?"
Chad POV
"What do you want Cooper?" she asked
"OJ and a fork" I replied. She grabbed the stuff and handed it to me. She started to walk away, but I grabbed her arm and said "Did I say I was done? I want you to feed me."
"You have got to be fucking kidding me? You want me to fucking feed you?"
"Yup" I replied with a huge grin on my face. So she grabbed the fork and sat down. I couldn't believe she actually fed me. I complained the entire time, but she just ignored it. Then finally at 7:30 I was done. "Now wash these" I said "and I'll meet you upstairs in your room" I walked into my closet and grabbed the two outfits that Portlyn had dropped off. Then I walked to her room and sat down on her unmade bed. After about a minute she walked into the room looking grumpy and tired. She waited for me to say something and when I didn't she said "Can we hurry this up, so I can take a shower? We have to be at work by nine."
"Well you can walk to the shower right now, but you don't have a towel or clothes, so you'll have to walk through the hallway naked to get what you need from your room." I replied
"Whatever, just tell me what you want me to wear Chad" she replied looking even more pissed off. I stood up and grabbed the two outfits showing them to her. The look on her face was classic. The first outfit was a curve hugging red dress with a super low cut front and a basically nonexistent back that would fall right above her knees.
The second outfit was my favorite, it was a midriff tank top and denim booty shorts that didn't leave much to the imagination. I could tell she had a hard time controlling her disgust of the outfits before her, but finally she said "You can't be serious? I've never worn anything like this before, not even when I go clubbing."
"I know" I replied "and that is exactly why you have to wear it." I flashed my winning CDC smile as she grabbed the clothes and walked out the door, giving me a dirtier look then I thought she was capable of.
Sonny POV
I shot him the dirtiest look I could manage and walked to the bathroom. I didn't know how I was gonna face everyone at work with this kind of dress on. After I was done showering I putting on the dress, blow dried and straightened my hair, put on a little make-up, and walked downstairs.
I found Chad in the foyer waiting for me with a very pissed off look on his face. He was holding a pair of stilettos in one hand and my purse in the other. "Hurry it up, Monroe" he practically screamed at me "we're running late, I like to get to work a half hour early so I can touch up on my Chadtasticness before we start rehearsal."
"Wow Chad, and just when I thought you couldn't get anymore shallow."
"Oh, just shut up and grab your stuff so we can go"
"I'm sorry to keep you waiting sir." I replied my voice dripping with sarcasm
"Just get in the car"
"Okay, but not because you told me to, but because I want to"
"Fine"
"Fine"
"Good"
"Good"
Chad POV
The ride to the studio was uneventful, but when we got there the real fun started. Sonny tried to rush into the Prop House, but the 4-inch stilettos kept her from doing that and after almost falling she slowed down to a walk. All of the fall's boys started cat calling and whistling just to make her uncomfortable. One of them even had the balls to yell "Damn girl, let me get some of that"
She turned around glaring at him, hair flying out behind her and yelled "Have you ever even seen a woman before? Oh wait, with a face like that probably not." The boy looked dumbstruck while she walked off to the Prop Room. I walked to the Mack Falls set with a huge grin on my face.
Sonny POV
When I walked into the Prop House everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. Tawni was the first one to step up and say something. "Did he make you wear that, because if he did that is highly cruel and unusual."
"Yeah, Tawni, he did and that's not even the worst part."
"What could be worse than that dress?"
"The fact that it's Portlyn's" I replied with a grim look on my face. She looked like she was about to puke "You mean that skank has been in that dress. I would never have put that dress on."
"Yeah" Nico said walking up behind her "Sonny, you can't let him do this to you, he is taking it too far."
"I can't quit Nico; he'll never let me live it down. I mean it's not like he has been known to be a nice person. I knew what I was getting into when I made that stupid bet, so now I have to deal with the consequences."
"I know Sonny, but none of us will look at you any differently if you decide to back out, because this," he said motioning at the dress and heels "is not you. You look completely uncomfortable and we don't want to see you like this." He made a pretty convincing argument, but the part of me that said Chad was going to be a total douche if I chickened out won in the end.
"I love you guys for caring, but I can't quit and you guys know that. Chad would never let me live it down, so can we just drop it and get to the conference room?" and with that we walked to the conference room.
The next few hours went by pretty fast and before I knew it lunch was upon us. I walked to the commissary dreading what Chad might have me do. I totally forgot about the dress I was wearing until I noticed the strange looks everyone was giving me. I felt my stomach drop when I saw Chad standing by the Mack Falls table waiting for me to walk over there.
I took my sweet time walking over to him and this didn't seem to make him very happy. "Damn it, Sonny. I'm trying to be nice here, but if you keep doing shit like that I can't."
"Nice? You think making me wear this skanky dress to work is nice?"
"Just be happy I let you wear that much, because it could have been much worse. Now wait here while I go get us lunch."
"Wait, you mean you're not gonna make me get it?"
"No, because that would get you out of having to talk to Portlyn and all of your other favorite people here at Mack Fall's"
"Dick"
"Have fun" he said as he walked away. The second I turned around Portlyn went on the attack, she walked over to where I was standing and said "What the hell are you doing standing here?"
"Waiting for Chad to get us lunch so we can eat. Why are you in my business?"
"Because anything that is Chad's business is my business and don't try to turn this around. I'm the one asking the questions."
"Wow. Now I feel like we're on a bad crime drama."
"Don't patronize me clown. I am and always will be above you. You should show me some respect."
"I'll start respecting you the day you stop throwing yourself at every boy that walks into this studio." and with that I turned towards everyone else at the table and asked "Does anybody else have any problems with my being here, because quite frankly this is not how I want to spend my lunch either. Nothing? Good. So now we can just sit here in peace."
After a few more minutes Chad came back with two trays. One with lunch for me and the second with his lunch. Luckily he had gotten me the same thing he got for himself, so I didn't have to suffer through the nasty cafeteria lunch. "You're welcome Monroe."
"For what?" I asked pretending to be oblivious
"For getting you out of having to eat that crap that you Randoms get from the cafeteria everyday."
"I don't know what you're talking about, we eat the same food you guys do"
"Do you really Sonny? Do you really?" he replied giving me that all knowing look of his. I broke under the pressure and mumbled "No. Thanks"
"Was that so hard know?" I didn't even answer I just shot him a dirty look and started eating my lunch. After about three minutes Chad jumped out of his chair and said "Crap, I forgot to get ketchup for my fries. I really don't want to g-wait. Sonny go and get me some ketchup for my fries."
"Why?"
"because every time I go over there the hairy lunch lady flirts with me."
"Ughhh. Fine." I walked over to the counter and started looking for the ketchup packets when suddenly someone hit me from behind and the soda in my hand went flying all over my dress. I turned around to find Portlyn grinning with Glee. "What the hell is your problem Portlyn?"
"You, obviously"
"I don't understand. This isn't even my dress, so the only person this actually causes any harm to is you. Do you ever use the thing they call a brain, that sits in your head?" I replied putting on my best condescending look I could and just laughing.
'I-uh-it was-uh-"
"Cat go your tongue?" I asked as I walked away. When I got back to the table Chad just gave me one look and pointed to the door of the commissary. We started walking and he lead me to his dressing room. When we got there he said "I have that other outfit from this morning in my closet, so why don't you shower and get changed. I don't want you to be all sticky when you get in my car later today."
"Can't I just go grab something from my dressing room?"
"No."
"Well it was worth a shot" I said as I grabbed a towel and headed into his bathroom.
Chad POV
I couldn't believe Portlyn would do something that idiotic and dumb. She must be really stupid to ruin her own dress like that. I realized then that neither me nor Sonny had gotten to eat our lunches so I decided to text Portlyn
~Can you bring my lunch to my dressing room and Sonny's too?~ CDC
~ill bring urs but not that bitch's~ Portlyn
~Come on P don't be like that. I'll make it up to you after this is all over. I promise~ CDC
~fine but it better be good or else~ Portlyn
After a couple minutes she walked into my dressing room with two trays of food. She set the food down on the table and started to walk towards me. I knew what she wanted, but this could not happen with that clown in the bathroom. "Not now Portlyn, Sonny's in the bathroom."
"I don't care."
"But I do. I'd rather not have her walk in on us doing the dirty"
"Fine. Whatever. Call me when you're ready to "do the dirty". Until then don't even think about it."
"Wow…alright." after she walked out I heard something coming from the bathroom =. I started to walk over there and realized it was a voice. When I opened the bathroom door I heard Sonny singing Theres no religion that can save me, no matter how long my knees are on the floor Damn here voice is sexy So keep in mind all the sacrifices I'm making to keep you from walking out the door Wait! What am I saying? She is the enemy, she is a clown. In no way is anything a clown ever sexy. Period. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. I didn't hear the shower turn off, but I did hear her scream "CHAD? What the hell are you doing in here? Are you spying on me in the shower? Creep."
"No, no, no I was just-uh-here for my-uh-deodorant. Yeah that's right I was here to get my deodorant."
"I don't know how you act, because you're a horrible liar"
"No I'm not"
"Are too"
"Am not"
"Whatever. Can you just get out so I can change and get back to the conference room, before Marshall kills me?"
"Yeah" With that I walked out, leaving her to change and contemplate what just happened.
Sonny POV
I couldn't believe it, he had been spying on me in the shower. That whole deodorant thing had been total bullshit. I thought to myself as I put on the second outfit from this morning. This one was even worse than the first one. It revealed every curve of my body and the shorts and v-neck left little to the imagination. I still had to wear those stupid heels from this morning making my legs look even longer and making the shorts look even shorter. I just prayed that no one said anything this time.
Chad POV
I couldn't believe this, I just got caught spying on Sonny, fucking, Monroe, while she was in the shower. You can't let her get into your head I thought to myself that would be very bad. Then suddenly it hit me. Get her to fall for you. That will seal your rep as the ultimate player. Date her for a while and then crush her like a bug. It will be all over the tabloids from the second it starts to the very last minute, but its gonna be a ton of work. From here on out its gotta be sweetheart, nice Chad, not asshole Chad.
I promise to update faster this time, now that I'm done with my college applications and all :)
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