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FC: Yo... I don't own nothing, 'kay? -yawn-
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-Scene: Link walks into a shop in Kakiriko Village-
Link: Hey- OMG!
Stevey: Welcome to the shop! Can I- OMG!
Midna: What? -looks up- Oh shi-
-Ganondorf randomly lands on them from the sky-
Ganon: Owie... T.T
Zant: -sigh- ....
-Scene: Death Mountain, Hot Spring-
Goron#1: -yawn- Ya know? Nothing happens here anymore...
Goron#2: I agree...
-both hear screaming-
Goron#2: WTF was that?!
Goron#1: Must be Link...
Stevey: How?
Goron#1: Uhh... Weeellllll......
-Scene: Flashback-
Zelda: Link! Go get me a rock from Death Mountain!
Link: -sigh-
-walks to Death Mountain-
Link: Yo, Goron! Can I have a rock?
Goron: Heck no!!! -throws him off the mountain-
Link: -climbs back up- How 'bout now?
Goron: NO!!! -throws him back down-
-Back to previous scene-
Goron#2: How long has this been going on?
Goron#1: 'Bout six days...
-Scene: Hyrule Castle, Zelda is hanging above Ganon-
Zelda: Oh, yeah... How's Link Doin' on my quest?
Ganon: -shakes head- I wonder if that Goron understands what he's sayin'?
Zelda: Probably not...
Zant: I'm bored... -calls Midna-
Midna: WHAT!
Zelda: Someone's a little mad today...
Zant: -holds up a box-
Midna: Fine, but I go first!
-Scene: Hyrule Castle, Link gets up there again-
Link: -drip-
Midna: Uh-oh.... TROUBLE!
Link: -jumps off side of castle again-
Zant: What was that?
Ganon: Nothing.
-Scene: Hyrule Castle Town-
Will: Yo, Josh! Got my apples yet?
Josh: Uhh, no...
Will: Well, you owe me 60 ru- Oh....crap....
Josh: What?
-Link crashes into both their carts-
Will: My apples!
Josh: My CABBAGES!!!!
A/n: People! Let's see if anyone catches ANY of my references. Some may be to Youtube videos, others may be to T.V shows. Mwahahahahahaha!!!!