Disclaimer: I don't own anything but my hamster. Are you HAPPY now?
Sokka relaxed as he floated on the giant leaf. It was sunny day outside; the birds were flying like crazy, the trees were rocking to-and-fro, and the bugs-oh, the bugs were happy that day. And Sokka just tanned in his white underwear.
"Ah, I love the smell of a fresh day. Nothing to do, no wild animals attacking me, and no flaming arrows aiming at my head. Yep…" Sokka said as he drifted in the river. Momo lay on his stomach, curled up into a ball. "It's all good. At least for now." He watched the few clouds that passed overhead and yawned.
Half an hour later, he decided to go for a swim. He tried to get off of the leaf very slowly.
Oh yeah, Momo is still sleeping on me. Oh, he's so cute. When he isn't trying to eat me, of course. Because animals trying to eat you really aren't that cute. In fact, they can be plain scary. Very scary. And I can't act like a wimp in front of the little ones. They need me, so I guess I have no other choice that to act like I actually know what I'm doing. But they'll never hear me say that. Now back to the situation at hand…
"MOMO! TIME TO WAKE UP!" The lemur awoke with a fright and fell into the water. He watched angrily as Sokka dove deeper into the river. The river was pretty fast today.Ah, I love the water. It's so…cool. And wet. Yeah, wet. Times like this are just good for clearing your thoughts away. But I don't really have any at the moment that won't make me depressed, so I'll just enjoy the wet-coolness of the river. And it feels good in this underwear. Very good. I guess Katara isn't that bad at sewing. She made these for me. In fact, she's pretty good at it. But she'll never hear me say that.
Thinking of this tribute to his underpants, Sokka decided to feel their silky texture. So, he looked own at this random moment and they were…
"MY UNDERWEAR!"
…Gone.
"Oh no, no, no, no, no! Where are they!" He searched frantically for them. He must have checked under every rock in the river. They were no where to be found.
"M-m-my underwear. They're…gone. They're really gone." Sokka sank to the bottom of the river and sat in the cool water, feeling it rush against his body. He went on one of those extremely weird thought trains where music would come out of nowhere and he was running through a field holding hands with his underpants. At least he was, until he decided that those sorts of thoughts were not meant for humans to have. After a while, when he couldn't hold his breath any longer, he swam up to the surface and yelled:
"HOW IN THE WORLD AM I GONNA GET OUT OF THIS RIVER!"
His word's echoed through the trees.
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Oh, and the next chapter is all about how Sokka tries to get out of the river with no underpants. Geez, if he'd just ask for some help…