Star: Hello random readers who I don't know! I just want to say one thing: I LOVE YOU!

Billy: Akward...

Star: Billy, why are you here instead of Lilly?

Billy: I have to appear in at least in beginning and end, but I didn't make in appearance in the beginning so here I am.

Star: Oh yeah huh! Where's you wife you were forcefully aranged with?

Billy: Spending the day with Mindy and Ringy on their birthdays.

Star: Fudge! I fogot them!

Witch: Sure take all the time you need, I'll keep Bo's sofa safe and warm for y'all.

Billy and Star: Thanks Witch!

Witch: Bastardo y bastarda (Spanish)

Star: So do you know if they are ever coming around?

Billy: I'm sure they will eventually come. It's not like Lilly doesn't have to go to New York eventually.

Star: Okay good because Ringy has good mystical and funny ideas and Mindy knows good romance. For people that don't go to my profile, Mindy and Rindy are Lilly's little twin siblings that will eventually come over to help.

Witch: Hurry up!

Billy: Calm down.

Star: Also we do not own Harvest Moon or any other properties that are mentioned. (including chips)

Billy: Who in this audience likes chips?!

Star: PRINGLES AND HOT CHEETOS!

Billy: I like the hot fries.

Witch: THAT'S IT YOU GUYS GET LUKE'S MATTRESS.

Star: Now we will start the program.

Dear Witch, my Zelda Spring 20, 2011

Are you going to be OK my little sick monster? Not sick in the nasty way , but sick in the illness way. You left us too soon the other night and didn't tell us you were getting sick. You were really sick! I had to carry you out of the forest, and then I took you to the clinic. You weren't the only one getting a checkup so don't worry; stupid Jin made a check up on my leg while Irene was attending you. I was totally fine, but Jin froze and kept staring at my x-rays while I was whispering 'it's magic'. Did you know Jin doesn't believe in magic? He yelled at me how magic doesn't exists and this was just because my leg injury "wasn't that severe". Can you believe this guy? When we went to check up on you Irene was sitting next to you writings somthing and said nothing was wrong. Nothing at all. No fever,cold, blood troubles, broken bones, organ troubles. Heck she said you were fully energetic and had plenty of stamina. Jin gave you an extra check up while you were out cold, but no worries, that perveret didn't touch you anywhere unappropriate. Jin said he needed a nap and left.

I stayed with you for a while until Molly, Luke, and Kathy came. Molly was crying saying she was stupid over and over for not remembering you were weak against heat and light, Kathy was mumbling things, and Luke was in the corner doing somthing. Then Molly said somthing brilliant and we ended up taking you to Wizard's place. Wizard wasn't happy to see you at all. Do you guys hate eachother mortally or somthing? He got out this spell book and started popping things out of the book. Molly and me were paying attention while Kathy was looking at Wizard's shiny stuff. Luke was in the corner doing Luke stuff. Wizard said you weren't good at all because you used to much of your powers, got revelaed extremly to your weaknesses, and you have been stressed a bit too much for a witch that is always angry like you.

He later kicked us out and said not to leave you alone or you might get worse. Molly and I took you to our place and you are taking my room while I'm on the couch getting "raped" by Molly's damn perverted innocent looking Beagle dog. It might seem pointless to write you these letters,but I just want you to wake up and know what has happened.

~Kasey, your Link

"Witch," Kasey was kneeled down on the floor holding her body,"wake up please." The immortal was still sleeping our passed out. Kasey looked around the room and noticed manythings he never saw before. She was a such a gamer girl. In the corner she had a huge Link plush from the collection of the Legen of Zelda and a Zelda doll next to it. She had posters of Kirby, Sonic, Pokemon, and she had some girly posters like one with a cat on it titled 'Pet Catz'. Kasey smiled at bit and looked at her kitchen and or lab that was filled with potions and a little magic wand in the a see through case. Then he noticed herb tea spilledon the floor next to her with a broken cup.

"What am I going to do with you Witch?" Kasey's attention went back to her. Just then, a group of the 'fireflies' went through a tiny crack of the window. Kasey immediatly picked her up and the fireflys somehow were strong enough to put her on his back. Then he followed them out shutting the door behind him.

Inside Witch's house in a small crystal shaped like heart, another star popped up next to the other three.

"Emergency code 911! Jin get your flat ass over here!" Kasey yelled as entered. All the fireflys exploded before anyone saw them.

"Something wrong with your leg?" Jin came out of a room.

"Yes dude," Kasey said sarcasticaly," and I'm just carrying a half dead witch for fun."

"I didn't see her on your back," Jin pointed to a room," she's so short." Kasey rolled his eyes and went to place Witch on the bed. Jin told Irene to check on Witch while he would check Kasey's leg.

"Dude I'm telling you," Kasey complained," like magic it became fixed."

"There is no such things as magic," Jin argued back sternly.

"Get a wife!" Kasey yelled at him as his x-rays were printed out. Jin flinched a bit, sighed, and got stared at the results for a bit.

"It's magic, you know, never believe it's not so," Kasey started singing the Selena Gomez song off key on purpose because he sings better than that.

"It's just luck because the injurie wan't that bad," Jin told him. Kasey rolled his eyes and the two went to Witch's room to check up on her.

"What's her problem?" Jin asked his grandmother.

"Nothing," Irene said,"no cold, no fever, her stamina is full, it's not drowsiness, no stress, nothing at all."

"So she just fainted?" Jin asked raising a brow.

"The results don't show anything like that," Irene told her grandson.

"How is that possible?" Jin said forcing the papers away from her.

"It's magic you know," Kasey started singing softly in Jin's ear,"never believe it's not so."

"Magic. Doesn't. Exist!" Jin yelled.

"Jin," Irene told him,"we both know somthing personal about your past and don't take it out on him."

"I need a nap," he said and walked away.

"You can stay here until she awakes," Irene told Kasey and she walked to the clerk. Kasey sat on the end of Witch's bed watching her breath softly.

"Is she okay?!" Molly, Luke, and Kathy all barged in yelling in unison.

"Be quiet," Irene hushed them. They apolagized and came in quietly.

"I forgot about her weakness," Molly started crying.

"I didn't think she would be that weak," Kathy said.

"Neither did I," Kasey told her.

"Well since she is an immortal," Molly explained,"mortal things can affect her BIG TIME depending on her weakness."

"Ohhh," they said.

"What's Luke doing?" Kasey asked and pointed to the corner. Kathy and Molly turned to him and quickly back around shuddering.

"You don't want to know," they said. They started looking at Witch's graphs and results that were on the the desk.

"It says nothing is wrong," Kathy said.

"Because immortals can't be revised by us," Molly said,"it's all magic and spells."

"Then let's take her to Wizard," Kasey said. They agreed, told Irene, and took Witch to Wizards place.

"Wizaaaarrd," Luke yelled mockingly as they entered,"come out to plaaaay."

"What..." Wizard saw them and growled angrily (sadly not sexily) when he saw Witch.

"What is wrong with her now?" he asked them and walked towards them. Kasey told him everything detail by detail. He told him to put her on his bed so he can watch her. He took out a book and started making wierd things float around her. Kasey and Molly were watching intensly, Kathy was looking through Wizard's collection of shiny things, and Luke was in the corner doing Luke things.

"Woah... she is extremly weak than what she usually should be... too much stress... ," Wizard told them.

"What can we do?" Molly said.

"Take her to your place, do not leave her alone," Wizard said," I will go over everyday and see what I can do."

"Will she be okay?" Kasey said.

"I honestly do not know... she wasted a whole lot of her power... she is really sick," Wizard said.

"Really," Kasey asked.

"Especially with this era... even I'm in danger," Wizard spoke.

"Danger?" they said.

"Just leave now and don't leave her alone," Wizard went upstairs to look at the sky through his Bff, the telescope.

"Let's go guys," Molly said. Kasey picked up Witch bridal style and they left off for Harp Ranch.

It was only Kasey, Molly, and Witch because Kathy went to the tailors and Luke had to go home to fix the table at Ocarina Inn.

"Katy, you will sleep on the couch and Witch gets your room," Molly told him. Kasey nodded and took Witch to his room while Molly went outside to check on the animals.

Kasey set her down on the bed,"You worry me my princess Zleda, but don't worry, Link is here and they will hurt you no more."

Star: One of my shortest chapters ever -_-

Billy: I thought it was nice.

Zelda: HELP I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPED!

Link:... (angry motha'fkr face)

Billy: Link never talks... but he always helps

Star: If Zelda is so wise... why does she keep getting her a$$ kidnapped?

Everyone but Zelda: -turns to face her-

Zelda: ...

Star: Yeah that's what I thought

~Star out. CHIPS ARE AWESOME! AND NOT LUKE'S MATTRESS!