Fox: Another chappie!! Yay!
Shadowess: Another round of randomness!
Fox: -gasp- it's not ALL random!
Shadowess: You're right. That's just you.
Fox: HEY! RRGH! ON TO THE STORY!!
Shadowess: We do not own YYH or Inuyasha by any means. Which means – NO SUEING!!
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Chapter 4: Submission Beads
After I was able to get over the scarring image of Hiei nearly…doing something…we were finally able to set off into the woods.
Travel is quiet for a while. No sound. It's driving me insane so I start humming a bit. At first, I was content with singing each note melodically, but then I get bored with that. I soon start singing way off key and in high annoying tunes.
"Would you give it a rest already? You're giving me a headache." Hiei snaps furiously.
I stick my tongue out at him, "Why would I do something for you? You wouldn't even get me cookies if I asked you to."
Hiei glares at me, "So that I can give you more energy to annoy me with? I don't think so."
"See! Told you!" I say in a very high and childish voice, "Onee-san! Where are we going again?"
Nyssa groans, "South. For the millionth time."
I sigh in exasperation, "I know that! I mean, where south?"
My sister just shakes her head. I get tired of waiting for a response so I spend my time disappearing and reappearing as we walk.
This earns very annoyed looks from everyone in our party. Parties. I love parties. Anyway, they all start growling at me.
"Suki! You're giving me a migraine!" Onee-san yells at me.
"Hn. What else is new?" Hiei glares at me even more intensely.
Sesshoumaru just stares at me. He's so unemotional that I want to dump a bucket of random contents on him just to see if he reacts at all. I giggle to myself. I will have to test this later.
I plot in my head and randomly laugh evilly at some of them, which gains some very freaked out looks. I shrug my shoulders and start running in and out of the trees.
I quickly become bored with this and so I find ways to annoy everyone. Except Sesshy who insists on acting as though I'm not even there. This, in turn, annoys me. I quickly become the source of everyone else's entertainment as I try different techniques to annoy the dog demon only to fail each time.
Finally, I feel a change in his aura. He turns to me and grabs my wrists, pulling my face closer to his.
"If you don't leave this Sesshoumaru alone, you will find that you have no more hands."
I gulp at the hard edge in his voice. Okay, I guess I'm done for the day. Maybe a week or two.
I turn my attention to my sister.
"Okay, Suki, I'm annoyed now, you can stop." She says before I can even start.
"Awww…no fair, Nyssa!" I pout dramatically. Nyssa responds by planting a kiss on my cheek.
"It's okay. There are plenty of other things to do as we travel." She winks at me before subtly gesturing towards Hiei. I grin evilly as I begin stalking the fire apparition.
His eyebrow twitches as he notices my little game. I poke him in the side and receive a satisfying jump from him. Oh yeah, I am going to have way too much fun.
I grab his wrists and begin posing his arms in the air, his eyebrows twitching even more in annoyance.
When I try to move his other limbs, he snaps around to me and grabs my wrists in one of his hands and takes his katana in his other. The katana is brought to my neck.
"Touch me again and you will feel the steel of my blade in your flesh."
I smile slyly. I don't think that this should be too much of a problem since he's such a hottie, so I kiss him full on the lips.
"Does that count?" I ask when I pull away. His expression is priceless and I cackle as his hold on me loosens and I wrench free.
Nyssa just stares at me in complete shock as I run around doing the victory dance. Sesshy is watching me curiously - big surprise. Hiei, however, is still stunned into silence and seems to have lost all will to move at all.
Before I know it, Hiei has me against a tree – again – with his sword to my neck – again.
"Nyssa! Do it! Subdue him! PLEASE! HELP!"
I hear Hiei growl at me and I shudder. God, that's sexy. I would think about that more if I wasn't scared shitless.
I see a sudden glow of light and beads fall around Hiei's neck. He starts at the sight of them and immediately tries pulling them off. I grin wickedly as he is unable to rid himself of the newly spelled submission beads.
"Say the word, onee-san." She would teach me the words after Hiei is safely off of me.
"Strawberries."
Hiei freezes and is unable to move. I push passed him and get a good look at his backside. I notice that he has a really nice ass. I shake my head. No time to be thinking such things.
"What the hell did you wenches do to me?" Hiei snarls.
I giggle and turn to my sister, "What does that one do?"
She smirks at me, "That command forces him to freeze and we are able to pose him however we wish." I smirk back; how ironic.
Nyssa continues, "Glomp forces him to hug whoever is closest while sweet snow forces him to kiss whoever is closest."
I nod solemnly, "Is that it?"
She smiles at me, "No. I added an additional word. Cookies."
I raise an eyebrow in amusement, "And?"
"And that forces him to take off his shirt and kneel on his knees. The release word is dragon. It works on all of them except the cookie command. In order to release him from that, one of us has to make lip contact."
Hiei snarls again, "What the hell are you talking about?"
I walk up to him, "Submission beads." I finger the necklace around his neck.
"In a way, we're protecting each other from yourself." I laugh, "I'll release you if you promise not to hurt me."
Hiei growls. I still think it's sexy, even when he's angry.
"No."
I shrug, "Alright, your loss, then."
We start walking again, leaving Hiei in a very uncomfortable position near the tree. We go farther and farther until finally, "Alright. Fine. I promise I won't hurt you."
I skip back to him, "What made you change your mind?" My eyes glitter as I look into his ruby eyes.
"Hn. This is very uncomfortable. My joints are stiffening."
I giggle, "Alright. Dragon."
Hiei stumbles but quickly regains his balance and sheathes his sword. He suddenly leans down, grabbing my face and kisses me full on the mouth.
I stumble back in fevered shock.
"Had to return the favor." He smirks and goes back to join the group. I stand there, momentarily processing what just happened.
Favor? Oh, right. He wanted me to be just as shocked as he was. I laugh and run up behind him and jump onto his back.
"Get off of me, onna!"
"Grrrr! DON'T CALL ME ONNA!" I yell right in his ear.
"AAAGH! DON'T YELL IN MY EAR!" He yells right back.
I grit my teeth, "Onee-san? May I?"
Nyssa grins at me, "Go ahead. Don't need my permission."
"Hmph. Glomp."
Hiei grabs my arms and pulls me in front of him and wraps his arms around me. I grin broadly as he gives me a deadly glare.
"If you don't release me, I'll – "
"You'll what? Remember, I have control over you now." I laugh as he glares at me.
"Damn you." I stick my tongue out at him.
"Dragon."
Hiei lets go of me and pushes me away, almost knocking me off of my feet.
I pout half-heartedly and keep walking on with my sister. I am getting bored again and I don't feel like pissing off Hiei again, so I try to find other ways to amuse myself.
Before I can even get started, though, Nyssa wraps an arm around my shoulders.
"Okay, we can make camp for the night."
I look up at the sky. I hadn't even noticed that it had got so late. Time goes by really fast when I'm having fun. I grin sweetly over at Hiei. Come morning, I am going to have even more.
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Shadowess: Wow, you finished that pretty quick, my dear sister.
Fox: Why, thank you! Do I get a cookie?
Shadowess: No, you do not. You're still banned.
Fox: Awww! –pouts- You know the drill, onee-san…
Shadowess: Reviews are love, but not forced!
Fox: Cookies are, though! I'm going into some major withdrawal here!
Shadowess: Shuddup, Fox! They are not! Please don't give her cookies for the time being. She's been naughty.
Fox: Except I got the chapter done fast!
Shadowess: -rolls eyes-