A/N: Okay...I know, I suck. Sorry this update is a little late but I have been very busy and havent had time to finish the chance to finish the chapter. But anyways... I hope you like the new chapter and please review. Urahara's back!!!!
Chapter 4: Evil hat
Soi Fong chewed on her cereal slowly and found it hard to swallow as she thought about what she had done. She had murdered some one... okay, technically, Yoruichi had murdered him but it was still her fault. If she had never caused them to believe he was dead he wouldn't be in the ground right now. He would still be alive. She wondered if he had a family, maybe even kids. She wondered if they were sitting at home right now wondering where he is.
Yoruichi crept into the kitchen and spotted Soi Fong. A grin pulled across her face as she walked quietly towards her and tilted Urahara's hat slightly so she could see her target better. Soi Fong didn't look up from her bowl as Yoruichi carefully rested her hands on the back of Soi Fong's chair. She bent down close to her face and stayed there for a moment before licking the side of Soi Fong's cheek. "Good morning, Soi."
Soi Fong let out a yelp and fell back in her chair as she felt Yoruichi's tongue run down her cheek She watched in horror as if in slow motion as her bowl fell with her and landed on top of her spilling milk every where. Yoruichi tried to choke down her laughter "You should really be careful, Soi." She ducked quickly as Soi Fong's bowl came flying past her head and crashed on the wall.
Both of them fell deadly silent as Kuukaku's loud voice came from the upstairs "You two had better not be braking anymore of my belongings or I'm gonna kick both ur asses!!" Soi Fong glared as Yoruichi giggled. She couldn't understand how Yoruichi was so cheerful after last night. Of course, even though she didn't want to admit it, she was feeling a lot happier since she and Yoruichi had been getting along.
"Hurry up and get changed." Yoruichi told Soi Fong with a slight grin.
"Why...?" Soi Fong looked at her suspiciously.
Yoruichi sighed "Why can't you just get all excited that I'm taking you some where, run to get changed, and come back eagerly like you used to??"
"Because, I don't trust you." Soi Fong said bluntly and stared at her.
Yoruichi frowned a little "You're such a pain! Come on, I wanna get some ice cream!!"
Soi Fong rolled her eyes "Fine."
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Soi Fong sighed a ittle as she played with the straw that was sticking out of her milkshake while Yoruichi shoved her ice cream down her throat as fast as she could without getting a brain frezze while still managing to look graceful at the same time. She had missed coming to this place with Yoruichi when they were kids but she didn't voice this out loud. Soi Fong jumped as Yoruichi suddenly grabbed her and pushed her under the table "Yoruichi what are you--" Yoruichi quickly placed her hand over Soi Fong's mouth and pointed out the ice cream shop's window. Soi Fong's eyes widened in horror. Walking outside with bandages around his head, was the man that they had believed they had killed. He looked furious as his bright blue eyes scanned the area. Soi Fong hadn't even noticed her mouth hanging open until Yoruichi pushed it closed. "God damn, he must have more lives than a cat!" Yoruichi said as she watched him form under the table.
"You realize what we have to do don't you?" Yoruichi asked without taking her hand away from Soi Fong's mouth.
Soi Fong shook her head.
Yoruichi narrowed her eyes "We have to kill him."
Soi Fong's eyes widened as she tried to struggle out of Yoruichi's grip. As soon as she got free of Yoruichi she shouted loudly causing every one in the shop to stare "We already accidentally killed him twice, I'm not doing it again!!!"
Yoruichi quickly returned grabbed her again and whispered into her ear causing her to blush deeply despite what they were talking about. "But if we don't, he'll go to the cops. Imagine how much trouble you would be in. Assault was bad enough for your criminal record. Imagine what beating some one and burying them alive would be."
Soi Fong paled and felt ill as her heart sank "what should we do...?"
"We have to make it look like it was a suicide or an accident."
Soi Fong looked at her skeptically "And how exactly are we going to do that?"
Yoruichi looked thoughtfully out of the large window. "We'll wait until he has a few them well kill him and drag his body to the zoo. Then we'll bump his body in the polar bear exhibit and make it look like he fell in while drunk and they ate him."
Soi Fong's mouth hung open for a minute trying to figure out if she was serious or not. "Yoruichi, that's the stupidest plan I have ever heard!! No one will fall for that!!"
Yoruichi looked slightly offended "That's not true, it worked in this movie I watched!"
"Yoruichi that was a movie!!"
"So what!! It was a damn good movie!!"
Soi Fong glared at her disapprovingly.
Urahara scratched his head slightly as he listened to Yoruichi and Soi Fong argue. He smirked as he noticed Yoruichi wearing his hat. He carefully lifted it off her head without her noticing and placed it on his own before speaking to them from behind. "Plotting your first murder I see."
Yoruichi and Soi Fong both screamed and grabbed onto each other as he spoke. They had not noticed him there and were even more scared by the fact that he had heard them. Urahara sighed and looked down at them as if he were scolding children. "I want to know exactly whats going on."