Chapter 4

"Collins getting worse" I tell Cat. He's been 'sick' for a while. Not only was that bad for him, but I've been having to carry all of his make up work along with all my crap... Mom just won't have him falling behind. It's not like he's doing any of his homework though.

"Mom's been pampering him no matter how ridiculous he gets. It's like the Embry thing all over again!" I throw my hands up in frustration, venting really is the only that I can do at this point.

"Oh yeah, I've seen his punk ass throw more fits in the past week then Brady did when I bedazzled all his underwear."

"Cat I'm serious! He's running a 105 temperature. Maybe it's just me, but I don't think that normal. "

"Maybe he's going through heat flash. It would explain his PMSing"

"Could someone die from 105 degree temp?" I ignore her last comment.

"Probably" Cat was rarely sympathetic...

"Holy shit-Collin's Dying!"

"I blame that video on people dying from body heat in Science today"

"I'm not being paranoid. Your just to placid!"

"Maybe."

"See what I mean?How could you be so blase?"

"I guess it's just the way I am."

"I really don't like you right now..."

"Well, thanks..."

Me and cat were heading home from school. It was a Monday. Ah...Mondays...some one should shove crowbars up there ass'. Seriously.

"Excuse me?" Cat goes.

"What?"

"Something about crowbars up Mondays ass?"

"Oh crap...did I say that out loud"

"Well. Yeah."

"Oh. Okay."

"Alright."

Anyways...Where was I? Oh yes. So it was a Monday, and my beloved twin brother could possibly be dying as I speak (think...?). Could it get any worse? Yes, yes it could. Brady got "sick" about two days after Coll, and he to, might possibly be dying. He might not be the nicest guy, but he's Cat's cousin. If he died then she would be sad, and that would in return make me sad. I wonder if we should keep them in the same room while they die, so that they can have company while every one else is gone. I think I'll bring it up later. Even the guys are over a lot more often now. I even found that stinky Quil clipping his toenails with my nail clippers! Ewww! It's all good though, 'cause I made him buy me a new pair.

The walk was short and I was opening the door to my house in no time. I waved to Cat as she went over to Brady's. I was about to announce my arrival when I was interrupted by a familiar voice.

"How hard is it to put the fuckin' seat down? how about flushing once in a while?" Leah went

"It wasn't even me. It was Quil!" Oh Seth...but I bet it was Quil. He's stinky.

"It was Quil!" she mocked "C'mon"

"Owie!"

"Shut up. Mom said you need to clean your room anyways."

"I did yesterday."
"Today is yesterday!"

"Wait. That makes no sense"

"Your face makes no sense!" Oh jeez, there goes Idiotic Jacob...

"..." By now I made my way to Collin's room, currently housing Seth, Leah,Jacob,Collin,Embry, and now me. I decided now was a good time to make myself known.

"Hey." I waved. Leah was the first to look over. It was weird to see her tall figure holding, Seth's ear in one hand, and her other hand was lifting him by the leg. Then she did something really funny. She did one of those exaggerated gasp things and drops Seth- really, it was more like she flung him.

"Aylen!" I ran to her and give her a hug. Now that I was this close I realize just how tall she really is...at least 6 foot.

"Haven't had time to see you. I'm sorry" She says and I notice something else. She's really hot, like Collin. Maybe she's dying to, and she didn't want me to worry! Now it was my turn to do the exaggerated gasp. They all looked at me funny.

"Are you dying Leah?" I asked urgently. Her eyebrows did that scrunching up thing.

"I don't think so." I didn't believe her. She was lying to cover up her big giant lie that she wasn't dying!

"Your dying like Collin" I said

"I'm dying!" Collin's so stupid sometimes

"Yes"

"NO!"

"He could be..."

"Don't be ridiculous."

"It's just in our genes." Embry and his words of wisdom.

"In my jeans?"

"No Collin...in your DNA, Jesus..."

"Hey, Leah we should go..." So Seth was helping her!

"Yes, we should."

"Get some rest. Your dying-"I tried.

"Aylen I'm not dying."

"Mhmmm..."

"...I'm not..."

"What in the world! Oh my poor baby! leave you foolish children, don't hassle my baby boy." I guess mom stayed at home today

"Mommy..." Collin was putting on that weak act. The one that every kid knows to play, but parents don't know about it 'cause it's just that good.

"Shh, Honey. I'll have Aylen make you a good beef stew."

"HEY!"

"Hush-girl! Now go." So she sent me off and I played 'slave to Collin' for the rest of the night. That is until I started my own weak act.

"...momma..."

"*gasp* whats wrong?"

"Uhhh." I moaned.

"Go lay down. I'll have Embry go and fetch you your favorite ice cream." Hehehe. I win again.

"Hoe." Embry muttered to himself. Except I still heard it.

"I fricken' heard that Embry!"

"That was kind of the point." He shrugged it off.

"It's not my fault I'm sick!" I lied. Kinda badly might I add. He seemed to notice my lies.

"Lies." Oh, who called it?

"Fine. If I let you stop, will you let me go out with that Kenny guy?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"He wears an orange hoodie every day. Do you not realize what this means?"

"Not really. Care to elaborate?"

"He's a 'South Park' poser!"

"Fine, you may go and start my bath."

"What the hell are you talking about? I have patr-p-pa-Patrick Dempsey...Oh jeez." What was that? He started to look really nervous, but that's not new. Especially lately.

"Patrick Dempsey was not what you where actually gonna say-"

"The hell it was!Now...I must go"

"Drama Queen."

"Hey...Seth might come around later. Tell him that I'm 'peeing over the cliff', you got it?" He demands. Some times I wonder what's going on in their heads. I guess I could tell myself that it was a spur of the moment thing- coming up with 'peeing over the cliff', instead of the -possibly- hours that it took to come up with it in reality...

"Is that a code phrase or something?" I asked

"What! Pshh...Pshh, no. You're so hilarious Aylen. 'Code phrase'. No. Ahahah, your so funny-"

"Okay, you can stop now." Embry's so weird. Obviously it was a code phrase. Other wise he wouldn't turn into that stuttering idiot he was just now.

"Yeah, well pass the message along. 'Cause that's what I'm going to do..."

"You are dismissed."

"Yes ma'am." I watched my strange brother leave the the vicinity of my tiny room. I'm surprised he fight through the door frame. Yeah, he's that humongous. Aside from his moronic ways of life, Embry really is a good big brother. He's always been there for me, along with Collin -my oh so precious twin brother (BTW I'm older by 2 minutes, even though he claims he's the older one). Then again...

"Peeing over the cliff...oh Embry can you and your mammoth friends get any more deluded?"

AN: Should I have there be the other seven shape shifters from breaking dawn or not? Honestly, I want there to be more wolves, but I'm not to keen on seven plus. I mean c'mon I haven't really brought the others in that much, but hey I'm trying.

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