This is weird…

Dei: I know un…who would've thought he could bend his spine that far?

Saso: I sure didn't…

Hid: And what fuckers? I am the human pretzel!
Saso: Human pretzel my ass. Just an idiot that can bend his spine practically making it snap.

Hid: XP.

Anywho…besides this disturbing display, what's up guys?

Saso: No Hidan! We don't wanna see you do that!

Dei: This is highly disturbing un…

HIDAN! Get outta my room!

Hid: …fine…*leaves*

Finally. Anyway, Deidei?

Dei: Kari-chan doesn't own Naruto or anything else previously owned un!

Thanks!

Chapter 4: Blocked

Sasori sat on the bench in the park they were in. "Why are we here?" he asked the two that weren't asleep in his arms. At the moment, puppy Deidara was still asleep, Sasori petting his ears as he looked up at the moon. "Well…we don't have as many connections as Deidara-sempai does. Since Sempai isn't himself at the moment, we really don't know where to go." Explained Tobi. Itachi was up in a tree, observing the area to make sure no one was headed towards them. Easy considering it was four am.

Sasori looked down at the blonde puppy in his arms, "So, basically we're stuck here until the sun comes up in another two hours?" Tobi nodded, "Yup. Deidara-sempai will know what to do when he snaps out of this." Sasori nodded and continued petting Deidara's ears. He smiled as he watched Deidara snuggle deeper into his arms. He was just too cute as a puppy.

"How long has he been like this?" asked the redhead. Tobi laughed, "Deidara-sempai was born a wolf demon. You remember when you got that handball when we were thirteen?" "Yeah, why?" "You don't how hard it was for Sempai not to chase that thing!" Sasori laughed. He remembered, Deidara didn't wanna play handball with them. Now he knew why.

Deidara's head shot up, sniffing the air. "Something wrong Dei?" Asked Sasori. Deidara growled and Tobi and Sasori looked around. "Hey, Itachi-san?" asked Tobi. "Yeah?" asked Itachi. "Do you see anything?" "No, why?" "You don't hear Deidara-sempai growling?" "Probably nothing."

A shadow moved to Sasori's left. The redhead tensed as Deidara leaped out of his arms, growing into a huge blonde wolf. Tobi pulled out his crossbow and aimed in the direction Deidara was glaring in. "You sure Itachi-san? Because I'm pretty sure Deidara-sempai noticed something." He said. "I don't see anything." Stated the weasel. Deidara growled menacingly and Tobi shot an arrow in that direction. He heard something hiss and clenched his jaw. "Guess you're going blind Itachi-san." He said as Deidara pounced on whatever was hiding in the shadows.

"FUCK! GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!" Tobi and Sasori blinked. They recognized that voice. "Hidan?" asked the redhead. "YEAH! GET THIS WOLF OFF!" Sasori whistled and called Deidara back. The wolf reluctantly backed away from Hidan. The silver haired man got to his feet, clutching a bleeding arm. "Deidara, I'm gonna fucking rip you-" Deidara growled at Hidan and got ready to attack, "Calm down Dei. And Hidan, leave him alone. He might kill you." said Sasori. Hidan scowled at the blonde.

"Why are you here Hidan?" asked Tobi. If Deidara was attacking him, something was up. A thought suddenly hit Tobi, "And how did you know that the wolf was Deidara-sempai?" he asked, his crossbow still aimed at Hidan's head. "Uh….well…aw fuck it!" Hidan yanked on a chain that Tobi just noticed he held in his hand. A he caught a scythe and spun it. "I'm here to kill Sasori." "Over my dead body." Sasori blinked and suddenly, the Deidara with the wolf ears and tail appeared in the wolf's place. Hidan smirked, "I like that idea." He said, tossing the scythe at Deidara.

The blonde dodged and lunged at Hidan. He grabbed him by the throat. "You don't have enough experience to defeat me un. Why don't you tell me how you became a vampire in the last twenty-four hours?" Hidan scowled at him, obviously annoyed at the fact that the boy, who he had bullied for eleven years, could beat him so easily. "Some dude with flaming hair came up to me and asked if I wanted payback on you. I agreed." He answered as he yanked on the chain again. Deidara spun them around and the scythe stabbed Hidan in the lower back. The silver haired male hissed in pain.

"I told you, you don't have the experience. I have been doing things like this for as long as I could walk un." Growled the blonde. Sasori saw something in the shadows. He took out the pocket knife Tobi had given him before they left the church and threw it, narrowly missing the shadow. It turned to him and Sasori saw glowing green eyes. Black threads wrapped around his throat. "Sasori-sama!" yelled Tobi as he shot an arrow at the shadow. Black threads snatched the arrow out of the sky and snapped it in half. "Time for you to die, Prince Sasori." Said a voice as the threads tightened around Sasori's throat.

Deidara touched his pendant and a sword appeared in his hand. He dropped Hidan and went over to Sasori, putting the sword in his hand. Visions flooded Sasori's head once the metal touched his skin. His eyes started to glow red and he sliced the threads hold him. "Deidara." "Yes, Sasori-no-danna?" "Rip them to shreds."

Deidara moved so fast, Hidan didn't have time to react. His head came clear off, "You're too annoying to leave with the ability to move." Said Deidara as he dashed after the shadow. The shadow swore as Deidara pinned him to a tree. "If it isn't Kakuzu. Hades demote you or something un? It's not like you to take such idiotic partners." "I HEARD THAT BLONDIE!" "You were meant to un." Kakuzu glared at the blonde, "Shut the fuck up Deidara." Said the masked man. Threads shot at Deidara; the blonde rolled his eyes and flipped Kakuzu onto his back.

"Deidara-sempai, more are coming." Said Tobi as he looked up at Itachi. Deidara went over to Sasori, "Come on un." The redhead nodded and they started walking away from the two, "It doesn't matter that you defeated me Deidara." Said Kakuzu, "There are guards waiting to kill Sasori at the Gates. You'll never get him to the Councilmen on time." Deidara glanced at the man before the four continued on…

(A/n) Ok, decided to put Kakuzu here! Probably gonna put the whole Akatsuki in here, not sure yet.

Dei: So, Hidan is still an ass un?

Very much so.

Saso: Doesn't change then.

Nope.

Dei: Wow un.

R&R! Flames to be used to toast some marshmallows for s'mores!