Yes, I is back! Another one-day update. Woohoo. Except it's a very late one day.

I still do not own this series, or any series, for that matter. Though I hope I will some day. :)

Dicephalous

Isabelle stared.

And when she stared, she really stared, as the figure in front of her sighed and switched between his legs, noticeably uncomfortable. The black-eyed girl's eyebrows raised high, and she set her lips to a grim line, slightly frightened if she said something wrong, she would end up in the same situation as the boy standing in front of her was in. Also, her mouth was pursed just in case she would burst out laughing. That would be humiliaitng.

"Will you quit staring at me?" came an irritated voice. Isabelle shrugged.

"Kinda hard not to."

"I hate Magnus so much."

"Oh, quit cussing like a baby. And you know you don't."

"I also hate you Shadowhunters. It was your faults, again, that I'm in another ridiculous situation."

Isabelle raised her eyebrows once more. "You were the one who wanted to come with us to his party."

Simon looked appalled. "I was not."

"But at least you are entertaining to look at. I mean, the rat version of you was cute, but you were a pesk. Pesk's aren't necessarily the most attractive creatures in the world, you know?"

"Izzy. Call Magnus, right now, and get me out of this thing!"

"But you're not in a thing. You're the thing."

"Clary! Fray! Effin' Jace Wayland! Someone else other than this wench!"

Isabelle thrust a fist to her hip. "Did you just call me a wench?"

"What, Simon? Please don't be in your pussy, crappy mode again when you're ang- Oh. Oh God. Izzy!" Now it was Clary's turn to look appalled. "What is the meaning of this?"

Isabelle shrugged. "He got himself in this situation."

"Shut up!" Simon snapped.

"Oh, holy mother screw with a bucket." Jace rolled his eyes, suddenly appearing from behind Clary. "Now I have to engage in an insult contest with two vampire heads? Even with the two faces he's still not in the attractive level that I'm in."

Both Simon's faces were now bright red from rage, and one of the heads was practically blowing steam from his ears. "All of you, just SHUT UP AND GET ME THE STUPID WARLOCK!"

I love picking on Simon. He's just so darn cute. In case any of you were confused, dicephalous means 'having two heads'. I'm not sure if that's necessarily in a literal sense, but what the heck, everything is fictional here. Was this one as funny as the previous ones? I think my humor knowledge has plummeled a bit.

So, here's another teaser! I'm kinda running out of new, tremble-worthy ones from the blog . . . But I'll still try.

"You have a dark heart in you, Valentine's daughter," he said. "You just won't admit it. And if you want Jace, you had better accept it. Because he belongs to me now."

-insert creepy smile- Unless you've read the City of Fallen Angels, you probably will have no idea what that was about. This was from City of Lost Souls, by the way. Oh dear god, why can't I have it all now? Now? Please someone save me from this utter agony! This dark pit of black hell! Oh gosh. Oh God!

Okay, I'm going to stop now.

Say hi to my mom for me. (that was just a moment of Sakura randomness. eh heh.)

Oh, and I almost forgot. Some (awesome) reviewer asked me if the Infernal Devices were any good. You know, it was just a simple, innocent question, but-

OH, TO THE HELL IS IT GOOD! NO, IT'S NOT JUST GOOD, IT IS GREAT! YOU WILL HAVE TO READ IT, AND WE WILL COME TOGETHER TO FORM THE GREATEST TMI AND TID ARMY THAT WILL SOMEDAY (BELIEVE IT) CONQUER THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! I love Harry Potter, I honestly do, BUT SCREW THAT! TMI AND TID WILL, ONE DAY, LEAD US OBSESSED PEOPLE TO WORLD DOMINATION! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I'm sorry. Forgive my insanity.