It is hilarious. These stories are great. Because they are true.
If there was sound in space, then you would all be deaf. The explosions across the starry sky lit up one after another, and laser fire threatened to hit everything. The Republic Gunship was hit heavily by the lasers, but trucked forward.
It came to a stop in the Empire ships hanger, and a small group of Rebels jumped onto the enemy ships floor. They were tight knit, firing upon anything that moved. They stopped right before the main entrance that branched off to many of the major functions for the ship.
"Alright guys. You know the drill. Get in, time bomb till your hearts content, and then get out. Clear?"
"Wait a second..."
"What now?"
"I have to go the bathroom..."
"WHY HADN'T YOU GONE BEFORE WE STARTED THE ONLINE SESSION?!"
"I did, but I've got a Big Gulp sitting here..."
"YOU IDIOT!"
The other to pilots muttered something along the lines of idiot and that he was just dragging us down.
"Just wait till the match is over. Simple as that."
"Fine. Let's just get in there already then. I REALLY have to go."
"Okay, we'll go in. Everybody ready?"
The marine was met with shouts of approval and agreement. They ran in, and the doors opened. They were met by a flurry of blaster fire from the machine guns mounted to the ships roof.
They all fell to the ground, fading from the games unit count.
This has happened to me SO many times.
Oh, how I hate those roof mounted lasers.