Just as I promised, here's the chapter four. I'm already planning on who should get the ring next and what unfortunate event will happen to them. I tried to make this chapter long so hopefully it goes good. I still don't own Naruto but I do enjoy some of the things on the shopping list! Hm, enjoy!
Kisame had gotten up bright and early for the grocery shopping. He had finished taking a shower and was getting dressed. When he was done, he put on his ring and instead of it being black or gray it turned blue. "That's a new one." he noted out loud since it was the first time he'd seen it blue. Wearing a blue ring when in the Akatsuki wasn't so bad, right? At least it wasn't yellow or something. Besides, the ring looked like it was one of those meant for both genders so no one could criticize that it looked girly.
Leaving his room, he went into the kitchen and found the usual list of things to get while at the grocery store with some money beside it. Like with jewelry, it was practically a rule that when someone would go out shopping, a list of things to buy would be made to make sure nothing gets forgotten. All the members take turns buying groceries except for Kakuzu who showed them all he wasn't fit to do it by stealing food from a soup kitchen and a shelter. His defense: "Hey, it was there and it was free!"
He ran his eyes down the list that was divided into sections, one for each member. Folding it in half and in half again, he pushed it into his pocket. Then, he took the money and put it in his other pocket. What self-respecting Akatsuki carried a wallet with them anyway? Well, maybe Konan but she has a pretty good reason to.
As he entered the supermarket in a small town not to far from the where he and the others lived, he saw it was just about empty. This town was a small one where not too many people lived so it wasn't crowded at any time but then it was fairly early. It was also close by so going food shopping would be a trip and a half. Grabbing a cart, Kisame pushed it into the first aisle as he looked onto the list, "Who's first?"
Pein: Toilet paper, Chicken, Steak, Rice, Bounty, Dish soap, Laundry soap, Softener, Ice-cream, Foil, Mashed potato mix, Air freshener, Old Spice deodorants, Peaches and cream shampoo, Peach and cream conditioner, Bath soap, Toilet cleaner, Bath/shower cleaner, Eggs, Bread, Ham, Turkey, Purple nail polish, Cotton balls, Nail polish remover, Milk, Butter
The leader always had the longest one but he did put the main things to buy. Everyone else was just supposed to put little things that they wanted for themselves. Getting all of this would take a while but Kisame was on it. Finally, he was finished and slightly tired. At least the rest wouldn't be as long.
Kakuzu: Plastic green piggybank, Frozen blueberry pancakes, Orange juice
Going into the aisle dedicated to things such as piggybanks, cheap toys and such, he managed to get the first item Kakuzu had wanted. It seemed like every month, he would want a new piggybank, which means he must be loaded with money, but then that was always expected of him. After that, Kisame went to get the blueberry pancakes and the orange juice. When he placed a container of orange juice in the cart, he looked back at the list.
Hidan: Gel, Hairspray, Moose, Frozen waffles, Bible, Apple juice
Lord, it was the something every time...loads of things for his hair. Rolling his eyes to the first three items, Kisame went to get them. When he saw the last three items, he sighed. It seemed like he had an obsession with bibles and seeing that he put waffles and apple juice was like proof him and Kakuzu were opposites. With a quick laugh at the thought, he went to get the rest of the things.
Konan: Tea, Flavored water, Tylenol, Healthy choice frozen dinners, Strawberry body wash, Secret deodorant, Breakfast shakes
Now, this looked like a decent shopping list. She was one of the few who always made a good list of things she wanted. It was extra useful since if you had her for the yearly Secret Santa. All you would have to do was go into her room and look for her Christmas list. Kisame got almost all her things and was now looking along the shelves for her strawberry body wash and secret deodorant. Finding the body wash, he couldn't help but open it and smell it. Sighing at the sweet smell, he put it into the cart, "Damn, I should get one for myself."
He past all the men deodorants and saw the secret ones. "She never put which one to get..." Kisame told himself out loud but slowly, thinking as he spoke. They had a long range of scents, which he cursed the company for. It only made picking one even harder. Peering into the cart, he saw the strawberry body wash, "Wonder if they have strawberry deodorant so it can match." he thought to himself. Turned himself back to the shelf, he looked for strawberry scented deodorant. He must have been there for twenty minutes until he turned careless. "Ah, screw it." he sighed as he tossed a coconut scented one into the cart, "She seems like the coconut type anyway."
Tobi: Juice boxes, Animal crackers, Zoo pal plates, Brownies
No one understood why but Tobi was one of the people who asked for the oddest things when it came to grocery shopping. The third item caused Kisame to stare at the paper. Getting everything but the plates, he wondered if Tobi was serious about wanting them. Eventually, he answered his own question when he remembered Tobi eating from a frog one while singing, "Ribbit, ribbit! Zoo pals!" or something like that. Going into the aisle, he managed to find them quickly because of their bright colors and animal faces. Maybe that's why Tobi loves them so much. Tossing them on top of the apple juice from earlier, Kisame took a new look at the list.
Sasori: Light bulbs
His lists had to be the shortest ones in history but then he didn't eat so what was there to really put? Spending so much time in his room, the light bulbs were bound to quickly pop. It didn't take long to get what Sasori wanted so he was back looking at the list in no time.
Itachi: Eye drops, Band-aids, Happy bunny slippers, Captain crunch cereal, Coffee, Bottled water
The first two items were always the same. Eye drops for when his eyes would be kill him and band-aids if he ever hurt himself by walking into something...which happens just about everyday. The slippers request was a bit random but then if it's what he wanted. Turning the cart, he went to get the rest of the items. "How much shit?" Kisame wondered as he put the water on the cart. He should have known better than to ask since it was the same every time.
Deidara: Clay, Strawberry cupcakes, Pepsi, Coca-cola, Sprite, Fanta, Cookie dough, Bacon
His shopping lists would always rival Tobi's when it comes to random-ness. The clay was easily gotten in the section of cheap toys and the cupcakes were in the next aisle. It was funny to Kisame how they put the sweets next to the toys like the manager planned it that way. The soda wasn't a big deal since they were all in the same aisle but it made him think if he really wanted so much soda, "Eh. Probably where he gets his 'inspiration' from, being sugar high." The cookie dough and bacon was in the same area so that wasn't a mission to get. "Who the hell puts bacon after all of that?" he said as he looked down at an Oscar Mayer pack of bacon. As he put the bacon into the cart, he knew there were two people left, himself and Zetsu.
Zetsu: Spray bottle, Plant food, Fertilizer, Sunlamp, Humidifier, Strawberries, Trail mix, Iced-tea, Pineapple, Watermelon, Nature valley granola bars, Bottled water
"What the fuck? Do they even sell fertilizer, sunlamps and humidifiers here?" Kisame said in half shock and half wonderment as he lifted his head to look around. Already, he knew about a quarter of the things on the list wouldn't be purchased. Kisame quickly bought what he could and went to get some things for himself. He was starting to get tired and wanted to wrap it up quick.
Speeding through the aisles, he got some frozen French fries, cans of Chef Boyardee, Banquet frozen dinners, root beer, and some other things. As he pushed the cart that was now over flowing with things to the front of the supermarket to pay for it, he looked out the windows. It was even brighter outside and probably around lunchtime, which meant they would be showing his soap opera soon.
He moved his cart into a line with only two people in front of him. As he waited, he mentally rushed the people ahead of him. Today's episode was going to be good and he didn't want to miss if Takashi was really the father of Yuki or not.
I want to make an early warning for the next chapter. There's going to be...man-love for Kisame! -dun dun dunnn- But, seriously, it's not going to be anything major. Just hitting on and winking but if you don't like it, then skip the next chapter. Honestly, I don't mind since everyone has their own views and things. Hugs to all!