smacks hand- bad writer! Getting caught up in the b-day rush to not set time aside to write. Shame shame! Alright I punished myself time to update. Thank you to my reviewers Spritzn, aralucardgal, Ms. Demeanor, WTFWonder, SetoLover-2151, and SacredYoukai. I will answer questions at the end. Also anything from Hellsing I do not own.

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"Master I thought you left," Seras called from her coffin. "This is so embarrassing."

"Just because my laughter faded does not mean I left," Alucard laughed. "This is too easy."

"Master will you please just leave," Seras whined. "It's daylight and I'm tired."

"Fine," Alucard said as he faded out the wall. "The females of this place are such babies."

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"Sir Hellsing," Katlyn greeted as she entered Integra's office.

"Oh god it's you," Integra muttered. "I'm sorry I didn't mean to say that."

"No worries," Katlyn sighed. "After all you witness I'm sure we haven't labeled ourselves as great people to work with."

"So what is it you wanted?"

"What I want is to kill Christy," Katlyn blurted out then sighed. "Dammit, well since I can't do that. Shit why did I come in here? Right, I wanted to see the intelligence file you have on this demon and compare notes."

"Notes?" Integra questioned, as she reached into her drawer to pull out the file. "What the hell kind of notes does she have already. She's only been here for a couple of hours."

"I did say I am a demonologist," Katlyn sighed. "I've been here long enough to know that everyone is effected, except I don't know if Christy is. She has a tendency not to be effected by demons. I just need some details before I can start searching for said demon."

"How is it possible she isn't effected," Integra said tossing the folder at her. Katlyn started flipping through the folder. "Is it because she is completely nuts?"

"Could be," she sighed. "Hell if I know. She is hard to determine. I mean it could be she is completely insane or it could be a barrier around her body. I honestly don't know and it frustrates me to no end!"

"My associates frustrate me to no end too," Integra laughed. "Hence why I smoke."

"You know I should start," Katlyn laughed. Integra took a cigar out and lit it and then handed one to Katlyn. "I was joking!"

"Relaxes the nerves," Integra said as she took a puff.

"Hey Katie!" Christy said popping into the room.

"Ahhhh! My heart!" Katlyn gasped, and clutched her chest.

"What's wrong with your heart?" Christy asked.

"It's beating," Katlyn breathed.

"Doesn't it do that normally?" Integra gaped.

"Yes, but this time it's beating faster," Katlyn said catching her breath. "Now what did you want Christy?"

"I don't remember," Christy said scratching her head. "Oh well must not have been important. I'm hungry."

"Didn't Walter just feed you," Katlyn stared in shock.

"Um… shit," Christy said as she dashed out of the room.

"I take it back!" Katlyn huffed. "Pass the damn cigar."

"Ha, didn't take too long," Integra replied as she handed Katlyn a cigar. "Especially with a screwball like her. What do you think she did with Walter?"

"Heavens only knows," Katlyn sighed as she lit the cigar. "Good news is he's probly not dead."

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"Shitskies!" Christy said as she rounded a corner and bumped into Walter. "Sorry."

"No problem Miss. Christy," Walter said as he got off the floor where he fell. "No harm done, you tell Miss. Belton what you needed to?"

"Sure we'll go with that," replied Christy. "Food?"

"Right this way," Walter replied. "Christ is all she thinks about is food."

"Course it is," Christy laughed. "I wouldn't be me without my undying love of food."

"I didn't mean to insult you," Walter apologized.

"Please," Christy snorted. "If I was insulted that easily I may just be a lady, and since I ain't a lady you're fine."

"Right," Walter coughed. "The kitchen is right this way. Can I ask you something?"

"Shoot," she replied, and Walter cocked an eye at her. "Not literally, so just spit your question out boy."

"Is it the demon's power or are you naturally like this?" Walter asked. He figure he might as well, or he'll just blurt it out later. Christy stopped and stared at him, and then she did the strangest thing. "Good heavens! Why is she laughing? It wasn't that funny, was it?"

"I'm sorry Walter," she said while wiping a tear from her eye. "Also no this is the real deal."

"How can you tell?" Walter asked as the continued towards the kitchen. "Girls like her should be locked up with straight jackets."

"I'm not effected by any demon," Christy sighed. "Also you have to understand something about me. My childhood was terrible and I was forced to grow up too soon. This is my way for equaling it all out. I just need fun in my life."

"Sorry, I shouldn't have asked," Walter said to her, she nodded in response.

"Oooo," Christy gasped and put her hands over her ears. "My ears are a burning."

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"So wait," Katlyn laughed. "Alucard really did that to your commander!"

"Yes," Integra smirked. "I have been through fifteen commanders now."

"And I thought Christy was a hard one to work with," Katlyn and Integra had been smoking cigars, drinking brandy, and forging a friendship since Christy left. "She just drive people nuts, not scare the piss out of them. I've seen her pull pranks, but scaring the living shit out of people!"

"Alucard gives that statement a whole new meaning," Integra laughed. "I've seen a few soldiers piss and shit their pants at the sight of him."

"Oh my," Katlyn laughed then proceeded to fall off the edge of the desk she was sitting on. They both started laughing hysterically at this. "I'm sure my parents would love to see this sight. The scholar daughter of the witch family, drunk!"

"You're a witch too?" Integra asked, as Katlyn sat back on the edge of the desk.

"Was," Katlyn sighed, and wiped off her pants. "My powers where too great for me to control while I was younger. So an older witch put a lock on them. Problem was he died before he could unlock my powers. A witch with no powers what a failure."

"I'm sure they didn't see it that way," Integra said to comfort her.

"Like hell they didn't," Katlyn sighed heavily. "I had no interest in anything supernatural after that. Then I just decided to start researching myths and look where it got me. When they heard Erie Knoll was offering me a job I couldn't turn them down. They where so proud."

"So you make yourself a martyr for their approval," Integra remarked.

"Never put it that way personally, but," she sighed again. "Yes. I do martyr myself. It's such a burden to gain their approval."

"Maybe it's time to give that up and live for yourself," Integra said seriously.

"Says the Hellsing heir," Katlyn laughed darkly. "You know exactly what is expected for heirs of anything dealing with the other side. There is no way to escape it."

"You'll find your escape someday," Integra said as she lit a new cigar. "When it comes along take it and never look back."

"If your escape came would you take?" Katlyn blurted out. Integra got up from her seat and looked out the window.

"If my escape came," she turned and faced Katlyn. "I would be gone. Let someone else fight this fight. Why me? Why should I fight because of my last name. Then I think if I left who would protect those innocents? I did have the chance. I let it go. I woke Alucard, and I will stand by my choice. This could have been my uncle's burden, but I wanted to fight and protect them. I chose this path for me and I will stick with it. The difference between you and me, is I chose it for me and no one else."

"Liar," Katlyn muttered. "You chose to save innocents, I chose to save my family. No more arguments over my future. This is what I did to keep my family together."

"Then we are both martyrs," Integra laughed. Alucard fazed into the room at this time.

"Both of you are insane," he laughed. "I'm the one who is bound and sealed to a certain fate, while you two could run out of her naked. You are not bound to anything but yourself."

"I think he just wants to see us naked," Katlyn laughed. Integra laughed with her, while Alucard got frustrated and left.

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Blah that was horrible, drama started creeping in there. Oh well. Q&A time. As for this being a AxS I'm not sure. I was going to hit alot on Seras's liking Alucard. What does everyone think? Should I put an AxS in this? More crazy Christy to come. I promise to update shortly. Keep the reviews, questions, ideas coming. Till next time!