AN: Sorry for the late update everyone, but don`t worry, this chapter is BIG. I mean this thing is 9.344 words long. I am so awesome.
Ahem, anyway this big chapter is actually only one episode, The Colossus. Ever watched the Pasific Rim? Wonder how a Jaeger would fair against Hector? This chapter will explain everything.
This chapter also will get in depth about how powerful Gumball`s power of Imagination is. He could turn into a SR-71 Blackbird for gods sake! By the way, if you need some help in imagining Gumball`s imagination powers, watch the episode The Money.
Or you could just watch this clip "( /watch?v=Fo-faWrO3As)"
The Colossus
"Intelligent Protection Operating system, congratulations you are now enrolled to Elmore Junior High School." Principal Brown said.
Sitting right in front of him are IPO and Bruce Gunderson. They both just talked to Principal Brown about IPO joining the school.
"Thank you Principal Brown, I promise you will not regret having me as one of the Elmore Junior High School students." IPO said.
"Please don`t make a promise you can`t keep, the fact that you are somehow related to the Watterson just spelled trouble. But don`t worry, even the troublemakers are an important part of the school." Principal Brown said, skeptical about IPO`s good behavior.
"Now – now Nigel, IPO here is a good student. She won`t help Gumball and Darwin on their misadventures. Heck, she is much more mature than me, and I`m older than Lucy." Bruce said trying to convince Principal Brown that IPO is unlike the Watterson.
"All right then, I have already called your cousins to take you around the school. They should be here in a moment." Principal Brown said.
As if on cue, the door flew open. Gumball and Darwin walked in front of Principal Brown, not noticing IPO and Bruce standing behind them to give them some space.
"Yes! Yes it was us! But before you judge think about this! Video games! Rap music! Television! The internet! Advertising making us want something your generation shoves down our throats so you can get even richer!" Gumball yelled, much to Principal Brown`s confusion.
"Who's the real victim here!? And while you're at it, think about this! Who is the real culprit; the victim of your corrupt society or the man that could've done something, but let it happen?" Gumball ranted.
"Gumball, Uh…I-I called you in because I thought you wouldn't mind showing your cousin around the school." Principal Brown said nervously, pointing at two persons standing behind Gumball and Darwin.
Gumball and Darwin looked behind them. Standing behind them is IPO who is staring at them with a flat expression on her face and Bruce who is smiling in amusement.
"Hi IPO…" Gumball and Darwin said nervously. Suddenly IPO`s glasses glowed bright white, blocking her eyes from view. "Gumball… What in the world was that?" IPO said coldly.
"It was my socio-analytical rant?" Gumball replied nervously. "Gumball you are so lucky I haven`t take control of the school, or I will teach you a lesson you will never forget." IPO said threateningly.
"Sorry IPO, anyway I think we should start the tour." Gumball said, trying to distract her attention. "All right then, Principal Brown we are going to go now." IPO said, not wanting to deal with Gumball and Darwin`s idiocy right now.
"Of course Mrs. Gunderson, you may go." Principal Brown replied. He had a feeling that Elmore Junior High will never be the same again.
"Guys, I`m gonna be honest with you. I don`t need you to give me a tour through the school, what I need you to do is to introduce me with everyone." IPO said after they made it out of Principal`s office.
"Okay IPO, there are lots of students in Elmore Junior High. Some of them are friendly, and some of them are not so friendly. We`ll start with the friendly ones." Gumball said, leading IPO to the main hall.
"That one over there is Bobert, he is a robot." Gumball said, pointing at a short white robot near one of the lockers. "It looks like AI`s are common in this place." IPO commented.
"That one is Alan, he is a balloon." Gumball said pointing at a teal colored balloon who is conversing with a green cactus. "And inanimate objects are students here too. This world really is messed up." IPO said, staring at the sentient balloon
"And that is Carmen, she is a cactus and Alan`s girlfriend." Gumball said pointing at the green cactus Alan is conversing with. "Let me get this straight, that Balloon and that Cactus is in a relationship with each other?" IPO said in disbelief.
"Yeah, their love is so perfect that everybody hates their relationship. Remember what Masami did to break them up?" Gumball said. "Yeah, she literally turned into a storm cloud and destroyed half of the school." Darwin replied, thinking about the day when Masami tricked Gumball to make Alan her boyfriend.
"You call that love perfect? That is just an insult to the laws of Nature and Physics! They can`t even touch each other!" IPO said, staring at Alan and Carmen.
"Yes IPO, we understand. Everyone hates their love, it is too perfect. It is perfectly normal if you hate them too." Gumball said trying and failing to pat her shoulders.
"You know what? Let`s continue, who is she?" IPO said, pointing at a white translucent ghost floating near the lockers.
"That`s Carrie, she is a ghost." Gumball said. "All right, not just living creatures are enrolled in this place, the dead ones too. What`s next, food?" IPO said sarcastically.
As if on cue, Banana Joe walked by while humming a merry tune. "I stand corrected…" IPO said in defeat. "That`s Banana Joe, he is a nice guy." Gumball said, pointing at the walking banana.
"I think if I name one random item or creature, it will be a student in Elmore Junior High." IPO said. "Here`s one, a T-Rex." She added, expecting a T-Rex suddenly walked near her.
True to her words, Tina Rex suddenly passes by. She is walking through the corridor and stepped on anything that gets on her way. "And that is Tina, she is a T-Rex." Gumball said, pointing at the T-Rex.
Suddenly the school bell rings, signaling the time for class. "Get ready for Miss Simian`s class." Gumball said as he walked into the class.
Soon everyone filled the classroom. IPO is sitting right behind Gumball and Darwin. While everyone is staring at IPO in curiosity.
The door opened, Miss Simian came walking in with a bunch of papers. "Good Morning class, as you can all see there is another Watterson here in Elmore. Why don`t you stand in front of the class and humiliate, I mean introduce yourself." Miss Simian said, sitting on her desk.
IPO nervously step forward. She looked at the whole class who is watching her curiously. She could also see Miss Simian smiling morbidly at her situation.
"Hello everyone, my full name is Intelligent Protection Operating system. But you can all call me IPO. Even though I am related to the Watterson, I am not a Watterson so don`t expect me to help Gumball and Darwin in their dimwitted plans and ideas, any questions? No, okay great." IPO said in hurry, feeling that Miss Simian is going to humiliate her if she stands in front of the class for too long.
She walked back to her seat and sat on it. Meanwhile Miss Simian is glaring at IPO. But Miss Simian couldn`t do anything, IPO is already back in her seat.
"All right class, I have a new assignment for you all. It is a medieval drama and documentary video assignment. Pick one person to be your partner and don`t cheat!" Miss Simian said to the whole class.
After hours of boring lectures about Algebra and Biology the class finally ended. The students hurriedly ran out of the classroom and starts searching for partners in the medieval assignment.
"IPO I am very sorry, but I`m going to leave you for a few seconds. I need to find a partner for the medieval assignment." Gumball said in hurry. He quickly ran around the school looking for Penny before IPO could say anything.
"What is wrong with him? How hard is it to find a partner for a simple assignment?" IPO asked obliviously. "It is very hard IPO, to have a partner you always want is one of the greatest blessings the world could offer to you." Darwin said in conviction.
"Really? I think it`s easy, just stand in front of someone and say: Would you be my partner in the medieval assignment?" IPO replied confidently.
"It`s easy if you`re just saying it." Darwin whined, still worrying about the medieval assignment. "You are pretty and confident of yourself. It`s easy for you to find a partner." Darwin added without a second thought.
"Here let me show you how to do it: Darwin would you be my partner in the medieval assignment?" IPO said with smile on her face as she hold both of Darwin`s hands.
"Wh-what? You`re asking me to be your partner?" Darwin said, thinking that it is too good to be true. "Yes if you don`t mind." IPO replied still smiling warmly at Darwin.
"It`s too good to be true… This world is beautiful…" Darwin said with wide eyes and big smile on his face. "I have never been so happy before in my life…" Darwin added before suddenly dropped down to the floor unconscious.
"And you fainted, again. Good thing you still wore that electric suit. I`ll just control your body." IPO said, as she took control of Darwin`s body and led him to the School Cafeteria.
On the way to the cafeteria, Tina Rex, Jamie, and Anton suddenly blocked IPO on her way. They all have an evil smirk on their faces and IPO knew what is about to happen. And she doesn`t like it one bit.
"Hey new girl! Where do you think you`re going?" Jamie said. "To the cafeteria of course, my cousin here is… out of service." IPO replied while secretly trying to wake Darwin up.
"Oh yeah? Then you will have to pay the bills little girl, or Tina here will get you." Jamie said threateningly. 'ROOOOAAARRR.' The T-Rex roared, showing its giant teeth and menacing face.
"Sorry I got no cash, do you accept credits?" IPO replied sarcastically. She stared at the bullies in front of her with nothing but annoyance and no trace of fear.
"You dare talk back to us! Tina, get her!" Jamie yelled in anger.
Tina roared loudly before lifting her foot highly off the ground. IPO yawned a little as the giant prehistoric foot came closing in. Tina`s foot made contact with IPO`s head before suddenly it passed through her.
Jamie, Tina, and Anton watched in fear as IPO stared at them with a cold expression on her face. They can`t belief that the new girl is actually…
"YOU`RE A GHOST!" They all yelled at the same time. This time IPO`s expression turned into a frustrated one. She raised her fist and a tick mark appeared on her head. "I AM NOT A GHOST!" IPO yelled back frustration.
IPO slammed her hands to the floor below her. Like in the Watterson house, the whole building started vibrates. Like a giant earthquake is happening in Elmore Junior High, the floor starts to flip and twist like water. The walls are crumbling and suddenly replaced by grey panels.
The lockers turned metallic silver and other furniture turned into metal. Soon the whole school turned into a high-tech facility.
Then IPO clapped her hands twice and everything is camouflaged back to normal. "Forget what we said, we have never fought a ghost before. Good bye." Jamie said before running away in fear.
They all fled in fear. IPO was half tempted to kick the living daylights out of them with her power over the school, but she decided it is not worth the trouble.
"Wow, you`re amazing…" Darwin said, suddenly waking up. "No Darwin, those girls just thought I`m a ghost and they fled." IPO replied. She put her hands on the tinfoil hat on top of Darwin`s head and removed it.
"I don`t think you`re going to need this…" IPO said, throwing the tinfoil hat away. "But why?" Darwin asked, feeling a little bit vulnerable without the tinfoil hat.
"It`s a secret." IPO replied teasingly, while Darwin just stared at her in curiosity.
They both walked into the cafeteria. Darwin headed to get some food while IPO searched for Gumball.
A few minutes later, IPO found Gumball sitting beside what it looks like a peanut with antlers. Gumball has hearts on his eyes and he seems to be barely conscious. IPO walked towards them and saw an empty seat for her and Darwin right in front of them.
"Hi, you must be Penny." IPO said, sitting right in front of her and Gumball. "And you`re IPO the new student right?" Penny replied kindly. "How do you know my name?" Penny asked.
"I just looked at Gumball`s expression, it`s not hard to connect the dots." IPO replied, pointing at Gumball`s love stricken face.
"What? Did he talk about me that much?" Penny asked, thinking that it is very sweet of Gumball to talk about her so much. "Yeah, he talks about you a lot. But let me tell you, you have to be the first one to make the first move. Or this is not going anywhere." IPO said.
"Wait, can he hear us?" Penny said suddenly, pointing at Gumball who is still frozen on his seat. "Nah, he`s practically unconscious." IPO replied carelessly.
Then IPO saw in her peripheral vision Darwin looking for her with a tray of food on his hands. IPO make some flashing pathway below Darwin that leads to her seat.
Darwin automatically walked on top of the flashing pathway. In the end of the pathway he saw IPO waving at him. Right after he realized where the path way ends up, he literally floats in happiness.
Darwin floats toward IPO and slowly sat right beside her. Not noticing that Gumball and Penny is right in front of him.
"Darwin, we need to talk about our medieval assignment." IPO said, wanting to work on her assignment before Miss Simian could find any excuses to decline her work.
"Sure IPO, we are going to make the best medieval drama and documentary video ever." Darwin said with conviction. "Thank you Darwin." IPO said hugging Darwin tightly.
Just like what happened to Gumball, Darwin`s eyes turned into hearts. He is also practically unconscious. "So Penny, would you go to our house? You know, to do the assignment." IPO asked.
"Gumball already asked me, just make yourself as normal as possible. My dad don`t like your neighborhood." Penny replied, hoping that her father would let her do the assignment with Gumball.
"I`ll see what I can do, it`s a bit hard though, with my grandpa visiting us, chaos happens all the time." IPO replied, thinking about how she could prepare the whole family.
"Who`s your grandpa?" Penny asked. "Bruce Gunderson." IPO replied. "Really? My father likes that guy, do you know that your grandpa is the one who invented the shells me and my whole family is wearing?" Penny said, tapping the shell she is wearing right now.
"Cool, that's just making it easier for me to get your father approval for you to do your assignment at the Watterson." IPO said in excitement.
Suddenly the bell rang again and neither Gumball nor Darwin ate their food. The second they woke up, they quickly ate the food in front of them before running back to the class.
Gumball turned himself into a mini jet while Darwin used the force to run as quickly as ever to the class. It was a race against time before Miss Simian get into the class.
Gumball and Darwin watched in horror as Miss Simian opened the class`s door four feet in front of them. Gumball panicked, hoping that something, ANYTHING stopped Mrs. Simian from entering the class.
What Gumball didn`t expect was that his power of imagination to hear his call, because a brick wall suddenly appeared in front of Miss Simian and blocked her from entering the class.
"My power is so awesome…" Gumball said, still turning into a mini jet and flying at high speed to the brick wall he just made. "GUMBALL, WATCH OUT!" Darwin yelled from behind him.
But it was too late; the brick wall is only a few inches in front of Gumball. But Gumball would not give up just like that. No, he is a Watterson and he wouldn`t give up.
He used the whole power of his wings to ascend to the sky above him before he crashed to the wall in front of him. Darwin and Miss Simian watched in amazement as Gumball evaded the brick wall by just a millimeter before impact.
Gumball kept rising up to the sky in happiness. The thrill of almost crashing and survived by pure awesomeness is just one of life`s beautiful moment. He has never felt so victorious in his life before.
'CRASH!' and colliding with the ceiling of Elmore Junior High in the speed of five miles an hour is one of life`s most humiliating moment.
'Note to self, make sure that there are no ceiling when you try to reach for the sky.' Gumball thought, before turning himself back to normal and dropped down.
"HAHAHAHAH!" Miss Simian laughed evilly. "Late again heh Watterson? 2 hours detention after school!" She added with a wicked smile on her face.
"Please tell me nobody saw that…" Gumball said, his face battered and bruised. "Oh, but everyone will…" Simian said, showing a camera in her hands before sidestepping the brick wall and entered the class.
"Darwin, do something!" Gumball said to the person behind him. But Darwin just stood still with a poker face. "Gumball, I am trying very hard not to laugh. But it looks like that was too hilarious." Darwin said suddenly.
"AHAhahah, Oooh Gumball, you just CRASHED THE CEILING!" Darwin laughed, while Gumball just dragged Darwin in to the class with a frown on his face. "Traitor…" Gumball whispered.
When they entered the classroom, they both are greeted with a sight of every single students laughing together while watching the recording Miss Simian has on a TV.
Even Bobert is laughing and he can`t laugh.
"And that students, is why you should all be licensed to fly an airplane, let alone turn into one." Miss Simian said, while the whole class just laughed harder.
"This is going to be a bad day…" Gumball said to himself.
The school has ended and Gumball managed to make some excuses to escape detention again. He quickly looked all over the school for Penny to talk about the date (ahem), Medieval Assignment.
Finally he found her talking with Teri, IPO, Molly, and Carmen in the park. Gumball hesitated to talk to her, feeling that it might be a little bit awkward.
But then he saw Tobias walking towards her with his 'cool guy' smirk. Knowing what is about to happen, Gumball ran after her in hurry.
Gumball turned his watch into an ASHPD. Then make a portal on the highest wall he could see on the school roof and the ground right in front of Tobias. And with that, Gumball walked leisurely towards Penny.
Not expecting a hole to appear right in front of him, Tobias fell in to the portal and appear on the wall and fell 5 stories through the air to the ground below him. "Somebody call an ambulance…" Tobias said before he dropped down unconscious.
Meanwhile on the ground, Gumball is walking nervously towards Penny and her friends. He tried to say something but no words came out.
Noticing this, IPO make a signal for everyone to give Gumball and Penny some space. She also whispered something to Penny before she walked away with the others.
"What is it Gumball?" Penny asked. Thinking about what IPO said in the school cafeteria "Yeah, he talks about you a lot. But let me tell you, you have to be the first one to make the first move. Or this is not going anywhere."
'All I have to do is to make the first move.' Penny thought. "Gumball, when do you think we should do the assignment?" Penny asked.
"The day after tomorrow maybe, yeah I could do that, I mean if you don`t mind and and… Umm, would you?" Gumball said nervously.
"All right, in two days after school I will go to your house." Penny replied in agreement. "See you later Gumball." Penny said walking back to talk to her friends.
"See you later Penny, I love you." Gumball said without thinking straight. "What was that Gumball?" Penny asked from a distance.
"NO, it was nothing, it was nothing really! I didn`t say anything!" Gumball said in panic, before running away in embarrassment.
Gumball run all the way through the schoolyard, not noticing a giant furry wall right in front of him. Again, he impacted the wall and fell down.
He looked up and saw a familiar sight, a thousand feet tall giant standing alone on the park. "Hi Hector!" Gumball said, greeting his giant friend (literally). "Hello Gumball." Hector replied with booming voice.
Darwin noticing Gumball talking with a giant felt curious. He joined Gumball and greeted Hector. "Hi Hector!" Darwin said cheerfully. "Hello Darwin." Hector replied.
"So, who is going to be your partner in the medieval assignment?" Gumball asked. "Well, I was hoping that Tina would be my partner." Hector replied somehow sounded nervous. "But I`m afraid she would reject me, because people said I`m boring." Hector continued. "Guys, am I boring?" Hector asked.
Gumball and Darwin looked uneasily at each other. "I wouldn't say 'boring'. You're just...much much much much much much much much less interesting than anyone else I know." Darwin replied. "But don`t worry, we`re going to show you how not to be boring." Gumball said.
"Yeah, let`s go to your home. We`re going to find out your passion and show you how to be unboring." Gumball said as he starts making another dimwitted plans and ideas inside his head. "Gumball unboring is not a word." Darwin said.
"Oh yeah, how do you know?" Gumball asked. "Because when the author typed the word unboring in Microsoft Word, a red line appeared below it." Darwin replied.
"Darwin, don`t break the fourth wall or-
Gumball and Darwin stands inside Hector`s room with Hector standing beside them. "Well, this is my room." Hector said.
"It`s umm. Very interesting and… AAAAAAA OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!?" Both Gumball and Darwin yelled in fear while pointing at a hamster cage.
"That`s my Hamster, Barney." Hector replied. Darwin walked towards the cage. "Dude I don`t think Barney is…" He turned the hamster wheel; Barney turns upside down and falls on his head, completely motionless.
"Hibernating, at least that`s what my mom says." Hector replied. "Yeah… Hibernating…" Gumball repeated in sarcasm.
"Dude look, he`s got comics!" Darwin said, running towards a cabinet and took out a comic book. Gumball followed Darwin and took the book out of his hands. "You`ve got issue one of Captain Punch!? That`s a collector`s item!" Gumball said in amazement.
"How can anyone say you`re boring with a comic like this? This comic is so extreme my mom won`t even let my dad read it!" Gumball said in excitement.
He and Darwin opened the book and starts reading it.
AN: Here`s a novelized version of it. Because I love you guys.
In a dark and rainy day, Captain Punch stood in the middle of the city. He watches the whole city bravely with critical eyes and serious expression on his face. "No matter how much it rains… this city always smells lovely." Captain Punch positively.
Suddenly in the middle of the rain, Captain Punch heard something. It is an alarm from the bank. "What`s this?!" Captain Punch said with a smile on his face.
He take a closer look at the bank and saw three man wearing leather jackets and ski hats while holding ski poles in their hands. "Looks like three Ski Enthusiasts have just withdrawn their hard earned wages from the bank" Captain Punch said.
Wanting to greet those Ski Enthusiasts, Captain Punch ran to the nearest stairs. "Better get down there!" Captain Punch said, stepping down the stairs. "Safely!" he said before slowing down a little to prevent accident.
Captain Punch made it to the bank. The Ski Enthusiasts stood in front of him with a smile on their faces. "Not so fast gentlemen." Captain Punch joked.
"Hey, Hey, Hey" They all yelled in excitement, pointing at Captain Punch in excitement. "What a pleasant surprise, it`s captain punch!" The Ski Enthusiasts said. They seem to know Captain Punch very well because of Captain Punch`s manners and good attitude.
Pleased by their good manners and good attitude, Captain Punch decided to give them a reward. "Take this nice bunch of flowers." Captain Punch said, giving the Ski Enthusiasts a bunch of flowers.
But suddenly Captain Punch felt something is stuck under his right shoe. He raised his foot in front of one of the Enthusiasts. "Hey, is there something on my shoe?!" Captain Punch asked, while the Ski Enthusiast looked at his shoe. "Just some bubblegum." He replied.
The other Ski Enthusiast walked towards Captain Punch, carrying a hose. "Let me wash that off for you!" He said, washing the bubblegum off of Captain Punch`s shoe
Wanting to thank them properly, Captain Punch decided to give them a special surprise. "I`m going to take you down to a nice restaurant for a Swiss Fondue!" Captain Punch said while The Ski Enthusiasts gasped in surprise.
"My treat!" Captain Punch said one last time before he led them all to the restaurant.
AN: What? You thought I`m going to add more dialog or something? Gotta stay original my friend, like the KFC.
Gumball and Darwin looked at the comic book in disbelief. "Dude, who drew all over your comic?" Gumball asked, still holding the ruined comic book.
"Yeah and the bolded letters, Author Notes, original KFC." Darwin added, while Gumball is staring at his fishy brother contemptuously. "STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!" Gumball yelled and suddenly a duct tape appeared on his hands.
A few seconds later Gumball have cuffed Darwin`s mouth and he is unable to say anything. "Maybe comics are not your unboringness. How about joke, do you have a joke?" Gumball asked, not giving up just yet.
"I have some jokes, me and my mom do it all the time." Hector said. "That`s great, let`s hear it." Gumball said while Darwin still couldn`t say anything.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Hector asked. "Oh this is a classic, good one Hector." Gumball whispered to himself.
"I don`t know, would you please tell us Hector?" Gumball asked, getting ready to laugh. "For a legitimate reason! Heh, heh." Hector replied while Gumball just looked at him with flat expression on his face.
"Dude, that`s not a joke, that`s a sentence." Gumball replied flatly. Suddenly a soft tune plays from a music box nearby.
Hector yawned widely and said "Bed time." Before promptly fell asleep. "You can`t sleep yet, we still have to turn you into an unboring person!" Gumball said, trying to wake Hector up.
Suddenly Darwin saw a book in the corner of the room. "Mmph, mh mph pffffmm mmpphhh!" (Look, is that Hector`s diary?) Darwin tried to say with duct tape sealing his mouth.
"What was that Darwin?" Gumball asked, not hearing him quite clearly. Darwin used the force to rip the duct tape off and said "I said, Look is that Hector`s diary?" He pointed at a book nearby.
"Oh yeah I think it is." Gumball said, he turned his watch into a Gravity Gun and pulled the book towards him. Both Gumball and Darwin read the diary entry.
"I must not laugh, I must not get overexcited, I must not shout, I must not sneeze?" Gumball muttered as he read the book. "This sounds like a How-To Guide for ruining your life!" Gumball said.
"Who makes him write all this stuff?" Darwin asked, wondering who can be so cruel to take fun of someone`s life.
"I did." A voice said just behind Gumball and Darwin. Instinctively they looked behind them and saw Mrs. Jötunheim for the very first time.
"AAAAAAAHHH" Gumball and Darwin yelled in fright after they saw her terrifyingly ugly face. "Uh, who are you?" Gumball said, controlling his breath. "I`m Hector`s mom." She replied.
Gumball and Darwin inspect her, trying to find any similarities between her and Hector. So far, none. "What?!" Mrs. Jötunheim said impatiently.
"Nothing, It`s just Hector`s so…" Gumball stretches his arms apart. "And you`re so…" Gumball pushes his hand closer together. "And you`re-you`re a bit…" Gumball turned his face as ugly as possible to imitate Hector`s mom. "Actually you`re more like…" Gumball imitates Mrs. Jötunheim almost perfectly.
"Are you trying to say my son is very big while I`m very small and that I am very-very ugly?" Mrs. Jötunheim said flatly. "Yes, yes I am." Gumball replied.
"Get out of here!" Mrs. Jötunheim said grumpily. "No, I have to stop you from ruin Hector`s life. What you did to him is…" Gumball said, trying to find the right words. "UNACCEPTABLE!" Darwin yelled.
"I think you`re being a little presumptuous telling me how to raise my son." Mrs. Jötunheim replied coolly.
"The only thing presumptuous here, is your FACE!" Gumball retorted without thinking. "You don`t know what presumptuous means, do you?" Mrs. Jötunheim said.
Gumball scoffed and said "yeah." Mrs. Jötunheim stared at them for a few seconds and said "Just get out."
"Okay." Gumball and Darwin replied before they walked away in defeat.
The next day at school…
Gumball and Darwin sat together. They both were looking forward for tomorrow`s Medieval Assignment and getting ready to turn Hector into a cool guy.
"So, what are you and Penny are going to work with?" Darwin asked, thinking about the assignment. "I dunno, either I borrow Grandpa`s Ship of Imagination. Or ask him to give us a tour with his monster truck that I have never seen before." Gumball replied wondering which vehicle is better.
"Sorry Gumball, but IPO already reserved the ship for our time travelling medieval assignment." Darwin said, apologetically. "That`s okay Darwin, because I heard all of grandpa`s ride can time travel." Gumball said reassuringly.
"Let`s talk about Hector, aren`t we going to do something about it?" Gumball asked, thinking about the giant and the ugly witch. "Yeah well, let`s talk to him." Darwin said in agreement.
They both walked to the schoolyard to talk to Hector. When they get there they saw Hector sitting and eating his lunch alone.
Gumball and Darwin walked towards him. "Hector! I've been thinking. It's not your fault you're boring..." Gumball said, then he noticed a turkey in Hector`s teeth. "Uh you`ve got a bit turkey sandwich just there…" Gumball said pointing at Hector`s face.
"Huh?" Hector said, suddenly a giant turkey falls from the sky. "GAAH!" Gumball yelled, dodging the turkey. He also shot a portal to the ground where the turkey might land and shot another portal at a tree nearby.
It seems that the laws of momentum and inertia apply in the Amazing World of Elmore. The Turkey fells through the portal in high speed and came out of the portal in high speed, heading straight at Tobias who is bragging about his new medieval costume suit.
"AAAH Giant Flying Turkey!" Tobias yelled, trying and failing to dodge the flying turkey in front of him. 'SPLAT!' the turkey impacted his face and clothes, effectively ruining it for a very long time.
"Now that`s what I call thinking with portals." Gumball said proudly, shouldering his portal gun with his 'cool guy' pose.
"Look Hector, I know that this is going to be hard for you to take. But, it`s your mom`s fault you`re boring." Gumball said in concern, as if delivering a very bad news.
"She`s too strict, man!" Darwin added. "You go tell her to give you some real comics!, some real movies! And real life hamst-" Gumball ranted, but he suddenly chocked when he tried to tell Hector that his hamster is long dead.
He looked beside them and saw Darwin slowly shaking his head. Suddenly Gumball stopped chocking and he managed to breathe properly. "Was that really necessary?" Gumball asked incredulously, while Darwin didn`t say anything.
"Well, she does those things because that`s what`s best for me.." Hector said, trying to prove them wrong.
"Best for you!? BEST FOR YOU!?" Gumball yelled in disbelief. "Is it best you don't laugh?, is it best you don't cry? Dude she forbid you to SNEEZE! Is there a heart in that chest of yours, Hector? If there is, let it beat man, let it beat!" Gumball ranted beating up Hector`s toe.
"That`s his toe. This is how you do it." Darwin said absorbing the power of Force all around him. "Take me to the sky Gumball." Darwin said.
Gumball turned himself into a Helicopter and flew Darwin up in the sky to Hector`s torso. "Give me the biggest fist you got." Darwin said.
Gumball imagined a pair of gigantic fist fully made out of steel appeared right in front of him. Suddenly the fists appeared and Darwin quickly levitates it right in front of him with the force.
Darwin used the gigantic fist to shook Hector`s shoulders. "SNAP OUT OF IT MAN! You`re in high school now and this is the time for you to become your own man." Darwin ranted. He slapped Hector`s face with the gigantic steel fists.
Then Darwin started to sing, a very dark one.
Parody of Star Wars: Let it Flow, parody of Frozen: Let it Go.
Ignore the fear… Ignore the hate…
No emotion…
that`s what she said
Conceal don`t feel, don`t try to hide…
From the dark truth…
...
Let it go, let it go
Don`t hold it back anymore.
Let it beat, let it beat.
Embrace the giant inside you.
...
Release yourself it`s who you are
Let the Force Rage on,
Your mom only held you back anyway
Darwin ended his song while Hector stood up in anger. He walks off from the school ground and continued Darwin`s song.
It`s funny how being a giant
Makes everything seemed small.
And this houses that I step on
Cannot get to me at all.
Hector sung as he stepped on top of the houses. People went running away and nothing can get in his way.
It`s time to see what I can do
Hector`s here, the Elmore- it is through!
No right no wrong, no rules for me.
I`m free!
Hector carved a path of destruction through the city of Elmore. He never stopped singing and kicking houses apart.
Let it go, let it go!
I`m embracing my true self
Let it go, let it go!
The old Hector is no more
Here I stand, as the mightiest
Let the strength surge on.
Hector stands in the middle of Elmore. He is surrounded by military helicopters, jets, and tanks. He raised both of his fists high in the air like a thousand feet body builder.
My power flows through my veins to help me fight
My deadly fists will destroy your flying armada
My super reflexes reflect your nuke missiles
I`m never going back
The gentle giant is the past
Hector destroys more and more armada and military vehicle. He kept wreaking the whole city, and he is getting closer and closer to the Watterson residence.
Let it go, let it go
And I`ll rise stronger than ever!
Let it go, let it go
The Gentle Giant is gone
Here I stand on this darkest day!
Let the chaos rage on!
My mom only held me back anyway.
Hector finally ended his song, right in front of the Watterson house. Meanwhile inside the Watterson`s house, Richard is sitting on a couch while holding a hot dog. He couldn`t wait to eat it.
"Hmm, tasty sausage comes to papa." Richard said opening his mouth wildly, preparing to take a bite out of the sausage. But suddenly the whole building shook and Richard`s hot dog fell down to the floor below. "Aww, my sausage." Richard whined.
Over the house, Hector is desperately trying to destroy the Watterson residence. But even when he smashes it, step on it, and even lay down on it. The house still stood strong without a single scratch.
"RAAAAHH" Hector yelled in anger and frustration.
Meanwhile high up in the air, Gumball who turned into a mini SR-71 Blackbird or Bluebird in this case flew in high speed through the air while Darwin flew behind him using a Force powered witch broom.
"WHAT THE HECK DID YOU SANG TO HIM!" Gumball yelled to Darwin while the latter just looked down in embarrassment. "Sorry Gumball, maybe I`ve gone a little bit overboard." Darwin replied lowering his head in embarrassment.
"A LITTLE BIT OVERBOARD? HE JUST TURNED INTO AN EVIL GIANT OVERLORD!" Gumball said, trying to point at the destruction below him without having any hands to do so.
"I said I`m sorry, I`ll try to fix this." Darwin said guiltily like a little boy who just broke an antic vase. "Oh sure, may I remind you when you barge into Mrs. Jötunheim`s house, ask her how to stop Hector, before knocking her out and stole her magic broom." Gumball said sarcastically as he evades some rubbles that almost caught his wings.
"GAAAH HOW DO I PASS THE MACH 2.1 SPEED LIMIT!" Gumball yelled, trying to fly faster. He dived down to the city and saw Hector sitting right beside a giant crater. "Darwin can you see him?" Gumball said, slowing down a little.
Darwin flew beside him. "Yeah, it looks like he`s trying to destroy our house. But it looks like IPO`s upgrade protected it from something like the giants. She`s awesome…" Darwin said with a dreamy expression on his face.
"This is not the time Darwin; we have to safe this place. This is our first job as a super hero." Gumball said his voice full of conviction. "You still have the gigantic steel fist?" Gumball asked, hoping that Darwin didn`t drop it so he doesn`t have to make another.
"Sure, what is it for?" Darwin asked innocently. "To knock him out, beat him up, I don`t care just stop him." Gumball replied with zero amount of subtlety.
"What? I can`t beat a giant in a fight, I need my Lightsaber to fight." Darwin said, refusing to fight Hector.
"Darwin, Lightsaber is complex technology so I can`t imagine a giant Lightsaber for you. Darwin where do you think you`re going? Hey Darwin, come back here this instant!" Gumball quickly turned around after he saw Darwin fleeing away.
He flew through the ruined city chasing after Darwin who seems to be troubled by something. "Darwin, you`re the one who`s making me do this!" Gumball said threateningly. The cargo below Gumball`s wings opened, revealing a pair Gatling Gravity Gun.
The Gatling Gravity Gun below Gumball`s wings shots hundreds of red energy pellet that sucks anything on impact like a black hole for a second. One second is all it took to suck in a school bag and turn it into a pebble.
Right now, there are hundreds of them coming down at Darwin who is trying to evade it with the force. Darwin watched in fright as the Gatling Gravity Gun turned a house into a pile of pebbles.
Suddenly Darwin saw red energy glowing all around him, he tried to move faster, but the red energy seemed to stop him from going anywhere. Darwin looked behind him and saw Gumball pointing both of his Gatling Gravity Gun at him, forming a red funnel of energy to pull him.
"Darwin I have no idea what in the world you`re thinking right now, but you got to help me stop Hector from destroying the city! Only half of the city is destroyed because he refused to go anywhere from our home before he destroy it. This might be our last chance in stopping him. Come on Darwin help me!" Gumball said, trying to convince Darwin to help him.
But Darwin didn`t say anything, he jumped off the broom and to the ground far below him. Gumball saw Darwin landed on the ground and ran back to Hector.
Knowing full well about his incapability of landing without crashing, Gumball decided to turn himself into a mini Helicopter and slowly fly after Darwin.
Gumball turned on his front light looking for Darwin. He turned up his amplifier to call Darwin. "Darwin! Darwin! Where are you buddy! Answer me! You don`t have to fight Hector if you don`t want to. Just tell me where you are and we`ll figure this out together." Gumball yelled, his voice booming through the whole city looking for him.
"Really?" a voice came out of nowhere. Gumball rotates himself searching for Darwin. Finally he found him standing on top of a ruined off building.
"Yes really Darwin, I still need your help but you don`t need to fight him, I will." Gumball said, making Darwin feeling very worried.
"But Gumball, don`t you remember? Grandpa gave every single citizens in Elmore super powers. And Hector has unknowingly unlocked his powers. The Force spoke to me that it is The Power of Wrath. Anyone who wields its power will become stronger and stronger every time it gets mad" Darwin said in fear. "It also spoke to me that… my song was the one that unlocked his powers." Darwin added feeling very guilty.
He dropped down on the roof and sat down in a fetal position. Gumball who couldn`t let his brother face this on his own, slowly landed near him and turned himself back into a cat.
"Darwin, please don`t cry. Yeah half of the Elmore is already destroyed. Only the parts from our house onward are left untouched, but none of this is your fault. I mean, it was my idea right?" Gumball replied, trying to cheer his brother up.
"But how do we beat him? Only the three strongest persons in Elmore could defeat him now. IPO said Bruce is usually in the RMT which is currently invisible so he`s out." Darwin said pessimistically.
"Mom is at work, we can always call her as a failsafe. That only leaves dad." Gumball said, thinking about their father going head to head against Hector.
Gumball visualized Richard and Hector fighting each other in an epic battle. Hector roared loudly and scared Richard to the kingdom come. Hector wins by default.
"Forget what I said, it is up to us to safe this place." Gumball said, thinking about how ridiculous it is for their father to defeat Hector.
"But what do you think we should do?" Darwin asked, still sounding unsure. "I am going to start with pressing a button no one has ever told me what it does on my watch." Gumball said bravely as he pressed the button beside the weapon choosing button.
The Watch glow bright, a scanner appeared all around it. Suddenly it detected Darwin`s light saber and starts scanning it. "Scanning complete, new item added: The Lightsaber." A cold computerized female voice that sounds a little bit like IPO emits from the watch.
"Dude, does that mean I have a Lightsaber?" Gumball said in amazement. He pressed the button on his watch and it turned into a Lightsaber. "Wow, that watch is so cool. Does that mean it can turn into anything just like you?" Darwin asked, thinking about how cool it is to have a watch like that.
"Yeah, that`s why I can make a Gatling Gravity Gun for myself. My imagination worked in a perfect sync with my watch." Gumball said proudly.
"Gumball, I think I can use the force to boost your imagination and push the watch to its limit." Darwin said, suddenly getting a great idea to defeat Hector. Darwin hold Gumball`s hand and said. "Imagine a giant robot to defeat Hector."
Gumball closed his eyes. He could feel The Force from Darwin pooling inside of his body, waiting for him to guide it and turned it into something powerful.
First he tapped into the power of his watch and tried to utilize all of the weapons the watch could turn into, including the Lightsaber. Then he starts imagining.
He imagined a giant robot, with a 3 feet thick armor and as big and tall as Hector himself. He imagined a giant Lightsaber strapped on its back and a pair of giant fists equipped with gravity powers to push and pull anything in its path.
He imagined 50 turret barrels on each of its shoulders. All of it shoots energy pellets and mini rocket. He also imagined a miniature black hole as its main power source; with it the robot could make a giant portal in midair, for a quick escape and more.
He imagined a pair of gravity boots for the robot. Enabling it to fly and make a series of quick movement when using the Lightsaber. Force conducting body makes it possible for Darwin to use The Force from inside the robot.
He imagined no seat for the pilots, but rather electric endoskeleton suits anchored to the robot for them to wear. With it they can control each and every single thing the robot does.
He imagined him and Darwin thinking together in a perfect sync, to control the robot better, to become stronger, and to build a stronger bond between him and Darwin.
He opened his eyes and he almost fainted in happiness. Right now he is standing inside a giant robot head wearing a super suit with Darwin standing right beside him. "Preparing for neural handshake." A female computerized voice similar to the one from the watch.
"Okay, tell me what did you imagined." Darwin said, smiling proudly at Gumball`s imagination. "Don`t worry, you`re going to know in a few seconds." Gumball replied, knowing full well what happens next.
"Neural handshake initiated."
Gumball saw Darwin`s life from his point of view. Every pain, every joy, every secret Darwin never tell him, everything flashed right in front of his eyes. He felt happy, annoyed, sad, and thankful to have a brother like Darwin.
Just like Gumball, Darwin saw Gumball`s life from his point of view. Every pain, every joy, every secret Gumball never tell him, everything flashed right in front of his eyes. He felt happy, annoyed, sad, and thankful to have a brother like Gumball.
"Dude, you uploaded that video? That`s the real secret?" Gumball said in disbelief after it was all over. "Sorry Gumball, it was an accident." Darwin replied.
"Yeah I know, literally." Gumball said, not wanting to hear Darwin`s excuses. "All right so, can we go now?" Darwin said, getting impatient. "Knock yourself out."
In a perfect sync Gumball and Darwin holds their arms in front of them, activating the robot. They both moved their left hand and hold it vertically in front of their chest while the palm is wide open, but only Darwin`s left hand glows bright, while Gumball right hand glows bright.
"Left hemisphere ready."
Then they moved the right hand and hold it in front of their chest in a strong fist. Like Darwin, Gumball`s right hand glows brightly as he holds it in front of his chest.
"Right hemisphere ready."
They both slammed their hands together in a perfect sync, while the robot punch it`s left hand. Before it walked towards Hector to show him who`s boss.
"So, what are you going to call this?" Darwin asked as they were getting closer and closer to the giant. "That`s a hard one, how about Gumbot 9000?" Gumball replied innocently.
"No, I think it should be Poseidon`s Might." Darwin said, while Gumball shook his head in disagreement. "How about… The Power of The Watterson." Gumball said, thinking about how cool it is to have their family mascot.
"A bit mouthful, but I like it!" Darwin said in agreement. Finally they saw Hector sitting innocently on top of the Watterson`s house. A devious smile appeared on Gumball`s face.
"You`re thinking what I`m thinking?" Gumball asked Darwin while he just stared at him with fake innocence. "Oh my, Gumball you shouldn`t play dirty. Cheating is a bad thing." Darwin replied jokingly.
They both raised both of their arms and activated their Gatling Gravity Gun. A huge red vortex of energy appeared from the robot`s arms before suddenly Hector who is just sitting on top of the Watterson house, get sucked in by the vortex.
When Hector is almost close, Gumball and Darwin stopped the gravity vortex and starts shooting him with their shoulder turrets. They also charged up powerful energy pellet on each of their hands.
"RRAAAAAHH" Hector yelled in pain as hundreds of mini rockets and energy pellet impacted his body. "Take that you Meany!" Darwin yelled.
Darwin and Gumball let go of the giant energy pellet they charged up and it flew through the air and to Hector`s body.
Both of the giant energy pellets shrunk on impact. Then both of them turned into an unstable black hole that kept trying to suck Hector for five minutes before dissipating completely.
In those five minutes, Hector is a little bit winded. He needs to finish it fast before it`s too late.
Hector jumped and lunged at the giant robot. Caught off guard, The Watterson robot fell down to the ground beneath it. It couldn`t do anything as Hector squashes it and stopped it from going anywhere.
Taking this chance, Hector starts beating The Watterson robot mercilessly with its fists. Dents starts appearing on it and the robot doesn`t seem to be so strong right now.
"Gumball what do we do!" Darwin yelled in panic as the damages rise every second. "We`re gonna blow him up sky high!" Gumball yelled confidently.
They both struggle to raise their arms and charged up the Gatling Gravity Gun. After a few seconds of trashing and beating, the Gumball and Darwin released the gravitational power.
Hector found himself blown off a thousand feet off the ground. He impacted the ground harshly, but when he looked for the robot all he saw is a closing portal.
A portal opened right behind Hector and The Watterson robot came rushing in with a Lightsaber in its hands. Hector felt very bad burn scorch marks starts appearing on his body.
He saw The Watterson kept striking him with the Lightsaber, not giving him anytime to block or dodge. Hector tried to grab the Lightsaber out of the robot`s arm, but it only burn his arms and nothing more.
Hector ran through the street and pick up a giant rock. He throws it at full power to the robot in front of him. But before it could even touch the robot, the giant rock floats in front of The Watterson robot and more rocks and debris sucked to the rock Hector threw earlier. The rock grows bigger and bigger, it points the rocks at Hector and the rock is launched in high speed towards Hector.
The giant boulder exploded on impact. But it seems that the rock has no effect on Hector`s thick skin. "RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Hector yelled in fury. He lunged at The Watterson robot punched it in the face.
"GAH!" Gumball and Darwin yelled from inside The Watterson. They both looked at each other and say. "Let`s do this!"
The Watterson backs down a little before turning on its Lightsaber once again. It raises its arms and spin around like a tornado using its gravity boots to make him go faster. It also shoots out hundreds of energy pellets and rockets. Turning itself into a deadly whirlwind of destruction
Hector tried to charge at the deadly tornado, but the second he make contact with the robot, he felt his skin being torn apart and burned by the energy pellets and the Lightsaber.
Suddenly The Watterson stopped spinning and start playing with its Lightsaber. It strikes every inch of Hector`s body and dodged every strikes Hector could give them.
Meanwhile inside the robot, Gumball and Darwin are having the time of their life. "Dude! So this is why you always brought that Lightsaber everywhere you go, it`s freaking awesome to wield one!" Gumball said, happily swinging his arms along with Darwin in a perfect sync.
"I know right? And the fact that the Lightsaber is two hundred foot long and we`re inside a huge robot just makes it 100 times better than before." Darwin replied as he and Gumball jumped up to make a mighty downward arc slash.
The Watterson jumps high in the air with the help of the gravity boots. It raises its Lightsaber up high before slashing it down in a mighty downward arc.
"ROOOOAAAARRRR" Hector roared before finally he fell down unconscious. Finally the giant fell at the hands of every boy dream. A giant super powered robot.
"How can this be possible…?" Anais said in disbelief. She just woke up from her nap after IPO flooded the whole house with sleeping gas, saying that it's a tradition.
Only to find Gumball and Darwin dancing on top of a giant robot right beside a fallen Hector Jötunheim. The worst thing is: Half of the city of Elmore is destroyed and Nicole is going to get back home in five minutes.
Not wanting to hear Gumball and Darwin make a bunch of unbelievable stories, Anais quickly read their minds. But the weirdest thing is their minds seem to be almost an exact copy of each other.
"Oh, so that`s what happened, glad that everything is solved." Anais said after knowing that Gumball and Darwin have already defeated him. She walked back to the house, preparing herself for some fireworks that`ll start in five minutes.
Meanwhile inside the RMT, Bruce Gunderson is holding a phone. He has a smirk on his face as he tells her the news. "Kitten, did you hear? Gumball and Darwin created a Jaeger together. They used it to defeat a rampaging giant who couldn`t control his temper." Bruce Gunderson said, feeling impatient for the five minutes to come.
"THEY DID WHAT!? A JAEGER, WHEN I GOT MY HANDS ON THEM." Nicole yelled from the phone.
Five minutes later, a single yellow car slowly heading towards the Watterson Residence. A single person sat on the driver seat. Her eyes are narrowed while her face is stone cold.
Gumball and Darwin saw the car heading towards them. They both are resting right next to the Jaeger and they are dead tired.
"Darwin, that`s mom. I think she wants to kill us." Gumball said to Darwin while weakly pointing at the yellow car that is slowly parked in front of the house.
"I really want to run, but I`m too tired to do anything." Darwin said, trying and failing to stand up. "Make a portal Gumball…" Darwin said, closing his eyes in exhaustion.
"Where?" Gumball asked, taking out a Portal Gun. "To our room…" Darwin replied. "Good idea Darwin, I do really needs lots of sleep." Gumball said, shooting a portal right below them and to the window on their room.
The second the portal impacted the walls inside Gumball`s room, Gumball and Darwin fell into the portal. Wasting no time, they both quickly jumped on top of Gumball`s bed and took one deep breath.
"One" Gumball said
"Two" Darwin continued
"Three" They both said at the same time.
'CRASH!' Gumball`s door flew open, revealing Nicole glaring at them in anger. "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS TO BUILD A JAEGER?" Nicole yelled in fury, while Gumball and Darwin just closed their eyes in exhaustion.
"Mom, not now. We just fought a rampaging giant and we are dead tired." Gumball said while Darwin just nodded in agreement.
"Yes Mrs. Mom, I am so tired right now, that I am lying down beside Gumball rather than in my fish bowl." Darwin said from right beside Gumball.
Nicole`s expression softened after she heard that. She decided to give them a chance to rest. "All right, I will leave you alone for today. The Jaeger has taken a toll on you, so go to sleep." Nicole said, before leaving the room and closed the door behind them.
AN: AND CUT! How was it? Like it ? Hate it? let me know guys. Remember, I love you and see you in the next chapter The Knight.
What do you think about the Jaeger? If you don`t like the name of it, give me a new one.
Review guys, review! It has more magical properties than a cup of pixie dust.
Remember, watch the episode The Money or the Imaginate song video clip to get a better view of Gumball`s power.
Remember, no cliffy that`s my promise. So please don`t be mad at me for being just a bit too late.
Good bye my loyal readers!