A/N: Thanks to all who reviewed! (Too lazy too put names up) Also thanks to my alerters and big thanks to everyone who put me on their favs! Sorry for the wait.
And to my anonymous reviewers:
Isis: Me luves chocolate too! And I love the books, and of course think that the movie was butchered beyond belief. I too have a Gollum personality.
Rainchecker: Alright, I'm not that much of a Murtagh fan, but I'll try to sneak some in there. The Angela thing sounds good, I may use it in later ones!
Ryu Nakome: Glad you like it!
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~THIRTY ONE~
"It's too loud! I can't think!" said Eragon.
What's so important? Most of the time it doesn't matter what you are thinking, said Saphira.
"Errr," started Eragon. "Actually I guess it's not that important." Arya is hawt. Arya is hawt. Arya is hawt. Arya is hawt. Arya is hawt. Arya is hawt. SQUIRREL! Arya is hawt. Arya is hawt. Arya is hawt. Arya is hawt. COOKIES! Arya is hawt. Arya is hawt…
~THIRTY TWO~
Galbatorix had his sword pointed at Eragon's neck and magical bonds holding the young rider in place. Galbatorix started to laugh evilly, but in the middle of all the lighting and thunder effects, he started coughing and making choking sounds. Galbatorix cleared his throat and said, "I'm getting to old for that."
~THIRTY THREE~
"Aren't you a little young to be a dragon rider?" asked Ajihad.
"Yes, yes I am," replied Eragon.
~THIRTY FOUR~
All I can think of are apples," said Eragon in the middle of a war meeting. "I think I'm having a craving."
"What?" asked Nasuada.
Eragon made an apple appear in his hand. He took a bit and spit it out. "Yuck! I hate apples!"
"But you just said-" started a commander.
"I need…" started Eragon, ignoring the fact that everyone was giving him 'you-are-insane' stares. "I need… custard! Oh! And… fish sticks!"
There and then Nasuada got a personal councilor for Eragon.
~THIRTY FIVE~
Please stow all your carry on items in the side compartments or under your saddle. Please keep your seat belt on at all times, smoking is prohibited. Thank you for flying 'Saphira Air'. Enjoy the flight!
~THIRTY SIX~
Galbatorix and Sauron were in a form of the afterlife. They were waiting in line for some ice cream when…
"I'm eviler than you!" yelled Galbatorix at Sauron.
"Are you talking to me?" asked Sauron.
"Yeah. You," said Galbatorix and pointed a black gloved finger at Sauron.
"I am the most famous and well known antagonist out there. Thus making me the evilest," said Sauron haughty. "Besides, you got defeated by an under aged teenager. Plus you need glowing balls to make you powerful. Now get your dirty finger out of my evil face."
Galbatorix lowered his hand, but wasn't going to stand by and let his ego and reputation get hurt. "Yeah, well you first got destroyed by a broken blade. Then your petty little tower crumbled when a short person and a cubby short person threw a wedding ring into the fire!" yelled Galbatorix.
Sauron took a armored hand and slapped Galbatorix across the face.
"Oh no you didn't!" screamed Galbatorix.
~THIRTY SEVEN~
"So, what do you do in your free time, Murtagh?" asked Eragon.
"I'm a Plummer."
"Really?"
"Yeah. See," said Murtagh. He took out an oversized red cap. It had a white circle with a black M in the center. Then Murtagh took out a black Mustache and said. "It's me, Murtagh!"
~THIRTY EIGHT~
"I have a very important question, Eragon," said Arya.
"What?" asked Eragon.
"Should I buy the green tunic or the black tunic?"
~THIRTY NINE~
"Nazgul!" yelled Eragon.
"What?" asked Roran.
"I mean Letherbalka and Ra'zac!"
~FORTY~
I have a confession, Eragon.
What is it Saphira?
I'm afraid of heights.
A/N: A cookie as big as Saphira for the first to tell me the reference I made in thirty four! You know the drill! Review! Tell me your fav(s) or give me a suggestion!