The Anime Assassins!

Ep 4: Noire (Neptunia)

It was the next day, Tomoko was on AnimeTube, watching a news report about the deaths of Asuna, Yuno and Rena. "What!?" Tomoko quickly calls Magi Thunder, who was working on her and Bob's truck. "Hey!? Why the hell did you kill Rena from Higurashi!?"

"She got in the way! I thought I was doing you a favor." Magi replied.

"Uh no, you're just making things more complicated! If you go around killing whoever you want? Things are gonna get sloppy. And not sexy for the both of us."

"Oh? So I guess my way isn't good enough then? Who's next on the list? Master!?"

"Uhhhh...Noire." Tomoko said, looking at her list. "Neptunia."

"Oh! Black Heart!?...Looks like Noire is about to experience some...Death Heart!" Magi Thunder puts the screwdriver in her mouth and spits. "Bleh!"

Tomoko hangs up. "Ah crap."

Magi gets dressed in a royalty's outfit and heads out for her bike. She gets on it. She hears another bike coming up. It was Hideri from Blend S. He looks at Magi Thunder, as his motorbike purrs.

"Nice bike." He said.

"Thanks." Replies Magi. Hideri smirks and Magi looks at her bike. Soon Magi is riding behind Hideri on his bike. Her hands at his waist. Hideri smiles as Magi tells him to drive to Noire's house. They arrive and Hideri stops the bike.

"Thanks for the lift." Magi said, getting off.

"No problem! Me and my friends are going roller skating at the roller way tonight if you wanna come."

"Is it disco Blend S night?"

"Yeah." Hideri nodded.

"Uhhh...I'm busy." Magi turns around and heads for Noire's front door. Hideri checks out Magi Thunder, before riding off. Magi knocks on Noire's door.

The goddess answers it. "Can I help you?"

"Uhhh Yes. Are you Noire from Neptunia?"

"Uh yes I am."

"Hi Noire. My Name's...Sony...cumbernickel. I'm an episode writer for top anime."

"Oh really?" Noire raised an eyebrow at this weird girl.

"Yeah. Noire, I've been watching you on the World Wide Web for quite some time now. I think Black Heart is a phenomenal piece of work! I'm interested in signing you to a new Dimension."

"And what Dimension would that be?"

Magi pulls out her knife. "Deathdimension!" Magi stabs Noire in the heart. Noire gasps out in pain.

"Hahahaha! Haaa!" Magi began moving the knife...but it only went through Noire's top and not into her flesh. "Uh...oh."

"Is that a fake knife?" Noire looked at the knife.

"Uhh...I thought it was real." Magi said and the fight was on. Noire kicks Magi and headbutts her. Magi groaned and then got pushed. Magi recovers and charges at Noire. Noire knees her twice and then elbows her, knocking the blonde out. Noire calls her friend.

"Hey, you heard about that Anime Kilker?...Yeah I think I got her." Noire hangs up and two girls help her put the knocked out woman into the back of the car. It was Neptune and Blanc. They drive away to a secret place, where they tie Magi up to a chair. A light hanging from the ceiling, the only light source around. Magi soon woke up and got punched in the face by Blanc, who was recording her.

"How do you like that sucker!? HD sucker! HD!" Blanc laughs.

"Screw HD...screw it." Magi said and struggled to get free. Noire walks up to Magi.

"So why don't you tell me who you are and who you're working for?" Noire asked.

"That's none of your beeswax!"

"Oh really? Why don't you meet my friends, Blanc and Neptune."

"Hi!" Neptune waves at Magi.

"You might have seen them on AnimeTube." Noire said.

"You mean TubeAnime?" Magi struggles and was using a Twizzler to cut the rope from her wrists.

"We know you killed Yuno, Asuna and Rena." Noire added.

"Hah! You have no proof!" Magi scoffed at Noire.

"Uh, you tried to kill me." She responded.

"Oh. Good point." Magi nods.

"So I'm gonna ask you again, and if you don't answer? We're going to kill you." Noire growls.

"Ooooh bitch! We're gonna kill you so dead right now!" Blanc said, all hyped about all this.

"Yeah, we're gonna kill you." Neptune said with a smile.

"So we can do this the easy way...or the the hard way." Said Noire.

"How about..." Magi cuts free. "The magician way!" Magi rises up and Noire, Blanc and Neptune back away from her a bit. Magi takes a bite of her Twizzler she had used to cut herself free. "I'm Magi Thunder! And I'm gonna kick your ass!" She points at Noire. "Your ass!" At Neptune. "But first...I'm gonna kick your ass!" She points at Blanc and they go for punches. Magi punches Blanc in the face a couple of times. She groans and Neptune grabs Magi's arm, but Magi kicks her. She then kicks Blanc. Magi swings Neptune into Blanc

"Oh!" Noire said as she watches her friends fight the Anime Killer. Magi flips Neptune onto the floor and starts breaking her fingers.

"OW! My hand!" Neptune cried out.

"You're going down!" Blanc shouted and grabs Magi Thunder. Neptune gets back and goes to punch Magi as Blanc held her. Magi ducks and Neptune punches Blanc instead. Magi kicks Neptune in the stomach and then elbows Blanc, who staggers to the chair where Magi once sat at. Blanc pulled her gun and started firing! Magi was gone...she disappeared from sight. Magi appeared behind Blanc and grabs her arm and makes her shoot Neptune. Neptune gets shot 3 times. Blanc looks at Magi Thunder.

"Hey." She said and then snaps Blanc's neck. She goes down dead as Neptune is also dead. Noire starts clapping. Magi turned to face her. "Looks like you're next."

"You first." Noire went for a punch, but Magi grabbed it.

"Noire! I've always been a fan of Black Heart!" Magi said and Noire goes for another punch but Magi dodged it. Noire growls and went for another punch. Magi blocks it with just her finger tip. "But you're missing one thing!" Magi then does a combo of punches of Noire to her stomach. Noire gasped and went down to her knees.

"What!?" Noire groans. Magi pulls out a Black Heart figurine and smells it.

"Some Thunder Heart." Magi said and stabs Noire in the heart with the figurine. Noire goes down dead.

Magi stood tall, around the bodies of Noire, Neptune and Blanc. IF comes from behind Magi Thunder.

"The frog doesn't wash his feet." IF said.

"He doesn't wash them because he doesn't want to." Magi said, quickly turning around to face the girl. She had sunglasses on. "Who the hell are you!?"

"I'm IF." IF introduced herself.

"What the hell do you want?" Magi asked.

"Let's go for a little ride." IF hugs Magi and then flies up to the sky. The both scream at one another. They land on a plane, IF in a fighting pose. Magi staggered but got her balance back and also made a fighting pose. Both growl at one another.

"Let's make this quick! I got a hot date to get to you!" Magi shouted.

"What!?" IF yelled back, not able to hear Magi Thunder, with the plane noise. They scream at one another...until a bird comes flying into IF's face.

"OOF!" IF said and went off the plane, falling to her death.

"Huh? What the?" Magi looked confused. IF screamed all the way down and she hits the ground with a loud thud. Magi looked around and was confused still.

"Uh..eeyup...eeeeee." Magi soon got home and called Tomoko once she got home.

"What's Up?" Tomoko answered.

"Noire...is now no more...on and like 3 other chicks." Magi said.

"What are you talking about?" Tomoko asked.

"3 others had to be sacrificed." Magi replied, sitting next to Bob Thunder.

"I told you to stick to the list, do you remember our conversation earlier?"

"I had no choice! I didn't plan on getting kidnapped and tied up. I did what Magi Thunder had to do."

"Who the hell were they?"

"I don't know! There was a little flat chested mushroom headed chick. Some cotton candy haired girl. And some teen with sunglasses. Now if I want to be on top."

"What you say?"

"I mean...IF YOU want to be on top, we're gonna have to start doing things my way! Ciao!" Magi hangs up the call.

Tomoko crosses Noire's name from the list. All that's left was her best friend Yuu Naruse. However, this would be a very tough challenge to complete.

Kill List:
1-Asuna (Sword Art Online)
2-Yuno (Mirai Nikki)
3-Noire (Neptunia)
4-Yuu (Watamote)