The Utlimate Alliance Of Authors Episode 24 The Legendary League of Fan Fiction Writers

The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors were facing off with their rivals, The Legendary League of Fan Fiction Writers whose members consisted of olamaegangster, partymonster, Vizer Espada, Harristowolves, Takenleave 606, Kurosakie, Crunchie Crackers, and Accuse Honesty.

"What do you dicks want?" ravercozy asked.

"Can't you see this is our turf?" partymonster asked.

"Can't you see that we don't care?" lulamaemobster asked snarkly.

"Fuck you," olamaegangster said. "You guys have about two shakes of a rattlesnake's tail to get out of here."

"Or what?" Kage Bijuu asked.

"Or we'll break you in half," Vizer Espada threatened.

"Please," Morristofoxes said. "You bitches couldn't even find one word to end your name with let alone kick anyone's ass."

"Keep talking and you're going to have to find your teeth," Harristowolves said.

"I say fuck the dumb shit," Chewie Cookies said fed up. "Don't sing it, bring it."

"So, what's up then?" Crunchie Crackers asked. "Let's do this right now."

"Word," Uzumakie said.

"I'm going to break your face," Kurosakie threatened.

"Not before I put my foot up your ass," Blame Truth said.

"Well, see about that," Accuse Honesty said.

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

Another Murder

The shinobi searched the village trying to keep someone else from being murdered by Naruto's uncle, they were desperate to end his killing spree but were too late as they found an old man dead in his home. The person who found him, Hisoka Hyuuga, came to the Hokage's office to report on the murder.

"What can you tell me?" Tsunade asked.

"It's strange," Hisoka said. "I was watching that area with my Byakugan but I didn't see the murder."

"His genjutsu must've blocked your vision."

"It's impossible to catch a Hyuuga in a genjutsu when they have the Byakugan because, no matter how high the level, genjutsu is nothing more than chakra being transmitted into the target. I'd have seen the chakra in the air. The last thing I saw was him with was a young child."

"A child?" Tsunade asked.

"Yes, a little girl," Hisoka said. "I could see them with the Byakugan and from what I could tell, the little girl wasn't a relative or anything like that. He was playing catch with her when the rain began, they went into his house and that was the last I saw before he was murdered."

"Was it a transformation?"

"No."

"How could you be so sure?" Naruto asked.

"Because, I'd have seen the chakra activity."

"This is getting strange," Tsunade thought.

At the Leaf Village Hospital, Sakura was pulled from her patrol to perform the autopsy of the old man with Shizune.

"It's strange," Sakura said. "This guy was murdered with poisoned candy as opposed to being stabbed like the other victims."

"It's a rare poison at that," Shizune added. "I've never encountered it in battle, I think Lady Tsunade maybe the only one who has in the village. Let's go show her our findings."

They traveled back to the Hokage's office as fast as they could making sure to watch each other's backs. When they got to her office, they gave her their autopsy report and she was quite surprised.

"I haven't seen this poison since the war," Tsunade said. "And the person who developed it was killed by Jiraiya and Orochimaru."

"Then how could they have gotten it?" Sakura asked.

"I don't know, the more I hear about this the worse it gets."

Hearing about the manner of death made Ino, who was their because of her psychological training as a Yamanaka, draw a conclusion.

"There's more than one killer."

"Are you sure?" asked Tsunade.

"Yes," Ino ensured. "The basic profiles are different, the other victims were murdered with a bladed weapon, right?"

"Yes," Tsunade answered.

"This person was killed more passively, if there's one thing I've learned from my psychological training it's that killers usually have a manner in which they like to kill. Some people are more up close and personal like whoever killed the first victims, whoever killed this person doesn't like to get their hands dirty."

Elsewhere, the rest of Pretty Painful was on patrol when Hinata's Byakugan caught sight of something strange.

"Come with me," she said.

"Where are we going?" Rappu asked as they followed her.

"I saw someone over here."

They rushed over to the area they say the person but they were gone, Hinata tried to continue following but there was no trace of them. They went back to where she saw the figure and found something scribbled on the wall.

"Into this house, we're born."

"What the hell does that mean?" Punku asked.

"How the hell should we know," Metaru answered. "We've gotta tell Lady Tsunade."

They headed back to Tsunade's office to report in what they found.

"What hell is that all about?" she asked. "Okay, I need a second."

As Pretty Painful and Naruto watched, Tsunade deliberated about everything that was going on.

"It can't be an invasion," she thought. "No one would try that with Naruto in my back pocket, not to mention, those girls and his friends coming into their own. Are these killers working together and what the hell did that creepy ass message mean?"

Tsunade did the only thing she could do, she ordered that a team of shinobi headed to the area where Hinata lost the person she saw and maintained security and order within the village.

"What about me?" Naruto asked.

"Your status remains the same until we learn more," Tsunade said. "We may need you and your abilities once we figure this thing out even further."

"Well, I guess I'll head back home," Naruto said.

"What did I tell you?" she said. "You're going to sit your ass here in my office until I go home."

Naruto sat in Tsunade's office and could see how worried she was about everything.

"Are you okay?" he asked.

"Yeah, it's just that this reminds me of how things used to be."

"Really?"

"Yeah, it was a time when the shinobi world was just settling into the way it is now and shinobi used to go crazy at a moment's notice. I'm worried that the shinobi today aren't able to handle that level of madness."

"Don't worry," Naruto said. "If anyone tries anything, we'll kick their asses."

"Hm, you are strong," she said. "But strength of mind will be much more paramount."

With Naruto being guarded by Tsunade personally, Pretty Painful was searching in full force.

"This is a little creepy," Sakura said.

"The village seems so different," Jazi said. "This place reminds me of the Village Hidden in The Sound, the shinobi are all on edge and the villagers are unaware of the danger their in."

"Yeah, it was great," Metaru added. "This is different, though."

"What do you mean?" asked Ten.

"This is more dark, like pure evil."

"Orochimaru wasn't pure evil?" Ino asked.

"No," Karin answered. "He was a little on the freaky side and a major douche but he was a researcher more than anything, he just didn't have any regard for the people he hurt in his quest to understand the world around him."

In an effort to keep her shinobi fresh, Tsunade broke the search up into shifts. Pretty Painful's shift finished and they reported to Lady Tsunade's home after gathering their things, the servant cooked dinner for them and Naruto but they had one thing on their minds as they didn't take their eyes off of him while they ate.

"I'm done," they all said.

"Uh, I guess I am too," Naruto said knowing what they were thinking about.

Naruto got up from the table and headed up stairs, they all looked around and followed him. They each went to their respective rooms to find a clone of Naruto waiting on their beds.

"I've been waiting for you all night," he said to each girl with a smile on his face.

Without another word, they pounced on their Naruto. Tsunade, who was too worried to join them for dinner, was standing on her balcony looking out on the village.

"At least it isn't raining," she thought. "The people are safe for the time being."

As she continued to look out over the village, she heard some noises from the windows next to her.

"Is that?"

She walked back into the house and found that the noises were coming from multiple doors.

"I know they aren't" she said to herself.

She kicked the first door open to find Naruto with his face buried between Karin's legs, she found similar scenes in every room. They were all going at it so intensely that they didn't even notice her standing in the middle of the hallway very perturbed.

"Get your asses out here now!"

The anger in her voice registered within them and they got up so fast that they forgot to get dressed.

"What is it with you floozies?" she asked.

"Lady Tsunade," Sakura started.

"Look, Jiraiya's dead so I haven't been fuckin' in a while and if I'm not fuckin' in my house, no one's fuckin' in my house. You're sleeping on my room floor, Naruto, since I can't trust any of you to keep it in your pants."

Naruto and Pretty Painful just stood in disappointment at the news.

"Come on," Tsunade shouted. "And the rest of you are supposed to be helping with defending him so don't fuck each other either, I know you're into that."

Naruto followed Tsunade to her room with his head down and Pretty Painful went to their rooms, since Naruto had already revved them up but they hadn't gotten their release, they decided to service themselves. Meanwhile, in Tsunade's room, a nude Naruto stood before an equally nude Tsunade.

"I'm glad you finally got me away from them," Naruto said. "They're so clingy."

"Well, you can thank me right now."

Naruto walked up to Tsunade and took her nipples between his fingers before squeezing her gigantic breasts and giving her a kiss, one of his hands traveled down to her pussy as she started to stroke his member. She used her strength and lifted Naruto bridal style and laid him down on her bed, she squatted down over his face and he immediately started lapping at her lips while she sucked him off.

"You're so wet," he said in between flicks of his tongue.

She sucked him off faster and faster until he exploded in her mouth, she reared back driving her pussy on his face until his tongue gave her an orgasm. She began rubbing his member between her breast while she sucked the tip until she made him erect again, she squatted over his penis and slid down.

"Oh, yeah," she moaned.

"Take what you need," Naruto said.

She rode him hard as they both started moaning, Naruto created a clone four clones, one entered her ass as she sucked and jerked off the other three until all five Narutos came on and inside of her. The clones dispersed as she lay next to him as they tried to catch their breath.

"I'm going to keep you up all night," she said to him.

"That's not happening," each member of Pretty Painful said throwing the thought of Naruto and Tsunade getting on out of their minds.

In all actuality, Tsunade was keeping Naruto up all night but for a different reason.

"I can't believe she snores this loudly," Naruto said as he was wide awake while Tsunade slept soundly. "Son of a bitch."