the fall took 3 long years, through an ancient tunnel mined by the Original Inhabitants of the planet earth (which were of course the boobahs). the tunnel walls were solid gold, and every couple of days they would pass a 7/11, but as they were falling at the time they couldnt stop for snacks and refreshments. they passed the time by talking to each other about their dreams. kidou discovered that gouenji secretly wanted to move to the country and raise pokemon on his own ranch, of course kidou did not have the heart to tell him that was a stupid ass idea, so instead he told him it was a fuckin awful idea. gouenji cried a little but he was ok.
by the time they reached the Death Dimension, their magical girl outfits had powered down. "gouenji, by the way," kidou said as he picked himself off the ground of the Death Dimension, which was blood red and covered in Souls. "are we fucking dead right now"
"we are probably alive," gouenji told him, "probably what happened is when we fell, our physical bodies stayed in the same place unless they were picked up and moved somewhere else by Mysterious forces, but i mean thats probably not something that would ever happen"
(( note : thats what happens later ))
gouenji and kidou started to walk down a very long tunnel in the Death Dimension. when they heard a deep voice call out to them. "Gouenji-sama" a hooded figure apperared, well slightly hooded you could see the face completly cause his hair was spiked up like a loser.
"tsurugi what in the heck are you doin in the Death Dimension?" gouenji asked very worried for his young son.
"i've been waiting for you for three long years" he told gouenji. "my goodness tsurugi, 3 years is a really long time. how exactly did you get down before us?' kidou said with his hands covering his mouth in shock, it was all very shocking.
he turned his attention to kidou "oh, i took the eleveator" he said pointing at the large elevator behind them. kidou gave gouenji a mean look, this must somehow be all his fault, somehow...
"anyway tsurugi what is it that you needed can you hurry this along we have importnat adult things to do" tsurugi stepped foward pulling his hood off his spiky thing. "i've brought you this sword gouenji-sama." he said pulling out a magnificent golden sword. it was covered in easily 1000 brightly colored gems.
gouenjis eyes sparkled with wonder "wowey zowey" he whispered. gouenji reached out to take it from his sons hands, but tsurugi pulled it away. "gouenji-sama before i give you this sword i need to warn you of the dan-" but the sword was ripped oit of his hands by gouenji who held it above his head and whacked kidou in the face with his elbow on accident, probably.
"WOw i feel like i am a real hero a true hero" gouenji yelled out as he pretnend to fight more evil pidgeons with his large very sharp sword. tsurugi sighed and went back to the elevator knowing it wasnt his probelm anymore, he did his part.
"gouenji be carful you almost tore my cape" kidou cried as gouenji kept swinging it around and making cool noises like a hero. kidou was super butthurt he didnt get a cool weapon.
"kidou do you think i can cut fabric with this or food. oh man i bet its a super hella back scratcher." gouenji asked as he tore his shirts trying to scratch an itch.
kidou was really starting to lose faith in humanity, what kind of moron gives a double moron, gouenji, a weapon? and a huge super sharp one that can rip capes. "gouenji we have to focus we have to-" gouenji slashed at kidou and cut on of his dreads off.