A/N: Cool! Several new reviews! And I actually got added into a C2! That's really an accomplishment for me. I'd like to thank everyone that reads this story and bothers to leave a review…. 'cause that's what I like. (:

Oh, and I realize I spelt 'Asuma' wrong. Remember, I wasn't sure!

And still, the characters are OOC.

This chapter is based off of: Sheer randomness.

Disclaimer: You know it. This fanfic isn't affiliated with Naruto in any way, and I won't ever own Naruto and/or its characters. Ever. I promise.

So enjoy chapter 4! (Wow, this story's progressing quickly...)

Chapter 4: The Hairy Hooligans Club!

Here's what's happening so far: Naruto's mad 'cause there's like barely any equipment at the park closest to his house and all the other parks have tons of stuff. So he starts a petition.

Team 7 was at their usual meeting area, that bridge. (At least that's what I think it is.) Suddenly, as the trio was waiting for their constantly late teacher, Naruto broke the serene silence. "Man, we have like no playground stuff at our park. We don't even have a swing set!" he said, obviously mad that there wasn't a device that could lift him up and down alternately with foot power.

"Hn. Well then shut up and do something about it," the ebony-haired boy said.

"Well fine then! I'll show you! I'll make a petition and I'll get the whole village to sign it and you'll be jealous because you could never make such a successful petition!" the blonde said.

Sakura was furious that Naruto was like, totally trash-talking Sasuke. She had to say something! "Naruto! You know Sasuke could make a way better petition and he would get the whole world to sign it!" the girl whose hair could make children cry said. (Sorry I couldn't resist!)

So Naruto was off and on his way. (Cool an oxymoron!) He snatched a handful of paper and a pen. Then, he produced an abounding amount of shadow clones, and ran around the village asking people to sign his petition.

Eventually, he reached Shikamaru's house. Naruto knocked loudly on the wooden door. Shikamaru answered. "Hi, want to sign this?" the boy with murderous spikes asked.

"What is this? A list for the hairy hooligans club?" the boy as usual, lazily stated. Naruto started cracking up. He was laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe. He struggled to say "Did you just say hairy hooligans?"

"Duh." Shikamaru continued.

"Well no it isn't. Our closest park has barely any equipment. It has a thing for little kids that no one ever uses and no swing set. It's a petition for new stuff," Naruto, for a change, informatively stated.

"Ugh. Fine, I'll sign it." the boy mostly clad in olive green said, as if it was as annoying as waking up at 6 AM on a Saturday morning, and then grabbed the first sheet of paper and the pen and scribbled "Shikamaru" on a spot.

And then Naruto (Or his clone. You can't really tell.) rushed off to get more signatures.

A/N: This is definitely by far the longest chapter (in this story) that I've ever written. Sorry for the many author's notes during the chapter. I couldn't help it! I thought the story was pretty funny. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed it. Please R&R!

That's all for now.