Sorry everyone i tried to post this yesterday but my computer was being an asshole so i couldnt. Plus im not going into details but lets just say family issues are popping up again. Anyway i hope you all like this because it wont be all cutesy for too much longer, thanks for reading and please review! bye!
Dear Stan,
Yeah, I know. And trust me if anyone's lucky here, it's me, I'm not the once out in Iraq with a death wish hanging over my head from my own damn parents. Okay, I'm sure they wouldn't be opposed to my death but at least I'm sort of safe here. Then again, it IS South Park. ANYWAY there is no damn way I'm giving you up just because the people in this stupid town have a stick jammed too far up their asses. I'm sort of confused, in reality, people say that a couple breaks apart when their far away from each other, because the distance makes them fall out of love, but all I feel is an even stronger need for you. You don't understand the rush and relief I feel when I see the word STAN on my letters. I hope we can get out of here, all the crazy is fun for a little while but a whole lifetime of it is annoying. I wonder what normal will be like? I bet its calm evenings at dusk, just thinking about the peace and happiness of the day and the upcoming peace and happiness the next day. People in normal towns probably don't realize how lucky they are until they go to a town like South Park. I've already started saving up for us. I hope the guy is okay too, I know I'd be devastated if something happened to you. I'm just glad nothing has yet. Are you sure nothing happened to you I mean you could have brain damage and not even know it, oh wait, that was before! Haha I'm mean but you know I love you. Hell yeah we'd kick Ken's ass if he turned into a man diva, he even told me to make sure he doesn't! I included a picture of me in this letter and I like the one from yours, even though you didn't mention it in the letter! Oh well, I'm glad you still care after being so far away. Nothing else has really happened besides Clyde breaking his wrist, otherwise nothing's happened. Sorry I have nothing else to share, but just remember, there's a reason you need to come home, and if you need reminding, just read this letter and look at this picture.
I love you with all my heart, and we'll stay together forever, no matter that,
Kyle