We, the Fellowship, Kindly Wish to Inform you

by SolitaryPerfectionist

Or, what happens when Middle Earth finds Fanfiction. All hell breaks loose.

4. Merry

Dear Writers of Fanfiction

I, Meriadoc Took of the Shire, wish to compliment you on creating some of the filthiest works in all Middle-Earth.

No really, I do. Your works have stunned the collective entirety of Arda into silence.

Best of luck.