A Night With Rufus & The Turks
By: Deekz
Disclaimer: I don't own Squaresoft. Or Final Fantasy VII. Or any other of the Final Fantasies. And I don't the FF7 characters either, although it would be nice to... *smiles evilly*
Lifestream: WAHAHAHAHA! INSOLENT FOOLS!!
Everybody: *unamused*
Lifestream: Did you see what I did to Deekz? I incinerated her! She's nothing! I'll destroy the rest of you guys!
Everybody: *still unamused*
Lifestream: ...DAMMIT! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
Reno: *throws a tomato at the Lifestream* Die!
Lifestream: Ewww! A tomato!
Everybody: o_O; *take out tomatoes from their pockets and start throwing it at the Lifestream*
Lifestream: AHHH! STOP IT! *dives back in the hole*
Cloud: You know we DO have to revive our friends, right?
Everybody: *nod*
Cloud: SO STOP SCARING THE LIFESTREAM YOU DAMN IDIOTS!
Everybody: *nod*
Cloud: O_o;
Lifestream: Wahahaha! I still rule the world!
Everybody: *unamused*
Lifestream: ...WAHHHH! MOMMY! THESE PEOPLE HURT MY FEEEEEEELINGSSS!
Rufus: Waiiiiiiiit...the Lifestream has a mom?
Lifestream: YEEEEEEEEE--------no I don't.
Everybody: o_O;
Rufus: Rioghttt...
*there's silence for a moment*
????: I've come to the rescue, my fellow friends!
Everybody: *unamused*
????: *lands in front of the group* Hah-ha!
Tifa: *gasp* Can it truly be...
Reno: THE STICK MAN FROM THE MOON!
Stick Man: Hah-ha! You shall fear me, Lifestream!
Lifestream: HAHAHAHAHA! Why?
Stick Man: Because...because...I'M SMART AND YOU'RE DUMB!
Lifestream: Fine, what's 2+2?
Stick Man: You got me there. I think it's 9999999999999.
Lifestream: WHOA! YOU ANSWERED IT RIGHT!
Everybody: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Stick Man: Hah! I am SMART! Now cough them up!
Lifestream: No! I refuse!
Stick Man: Argh! What's 1+1?
Lifestream: 123!
Stick Man: WRONG! It's 122! HAHAHAHA!
Lifestream: Dammit. You're smart. I'll cough 'em up.
Vincent: *whispers* Is it just me, or are these guys incredibly...DUMB?
Everybody: *nod*
Lifestream: Now just give me a little punch in the stomach!
Stick Man: Where's your stomach?
Lifestream: I have no clue.
Stick Man: Oh well. *starts punching the Lifestream everywhere* *ends up punching him in the very manly area*
Lifestream: X_X NOT THERE!
Stick Man: o_O;
????: Woo-ooo-ooo!
Everybody: *turn their head*
Deekz: Heyloooooooo everybodyyyyyyyyy! *falls over* *gets up* *hic*
Everybody: O_O;;
Rude: Hello everybody o_o;
*everybody else who died appear*
Reno: Did you get Deekz drunk?
Rude: No o_O;
Deekz: Hee-hee! *hic* Woooo! *falls over again*
Lifestream: Wait a minute! How come they're alive!
Elena: The faeries. I'm telling you, there were some faeries in that belly of your's, and they helped us out.
Lifestream: Dangit! I knew I should've taken a crap earlier!
Everybody: o_O;;;
Stick Man: Hah-ha! My work here is done! Remember, 1+1 is 122! *disappears*
Red XIII: What's with him?
Reno: He's incredibly stupid.
Deekz: *hic* *falls on Reno* *hic* Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey- looooooooooooooooooo!
Reno: O_O; *picks up Deekz* Okay, time to go.
Deekz: *hic* Oooo! Nice *hic* body! *hic hic*
Reno: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; WELL?! I SAID LET'S GO!
Everybody: o_O;;; *nod and run back to the Highwind*
A/N: ...bwahahahha...the true evil has come! Me DRUNK! o_O; Maybe not...
Audience: *give my evil glares*
Me: Whattttttttttt? O_O; Oh, sorry for the long wait. Bad me. *slaps herself* Wooo-oooo! *hic* Sorry.
By: Deekz
Disclaimer: I don't own Squaresoft. Or Final Fantasy VII. Or any other of the Final Fantasies. And I don't the FF7 characters either, although it would be nice to... *smiles evilly*
Lifestream: WAHAHAHAHA! INSOLENT FOOLS!!
Everybody: *unamused*
Lifestream: Did you see what I did to Deekz? I incinerated her! She's nothing! I'll destroy the rest of you guys!
Everybody: *still unamused*
Lifestream: ...DAMMIT! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
Reno: *throws a tomato at the Lifestream* Die!
Lifestream: Ewww! A tomato!
Everybody: o_O; *take out tomatoes from their pockets and start throwing it at the Lifestream*
Lifestream: AHHH! STOP IT! *dives back in the hole*
Cloud: You know we DO have to revive our friends, right?
Everybody: *nod*
Cloud: SO STOP SCARING THE LIFESTREAM YOU DAMN IDIOTS!
Everybody: *nod*
Cloud: O_o;
Lifestream: Wahahaha! I still rule the world!
Everybody: *unamused*
Lifestream: ...WAHHHH! MOMMY! THESE PEOPLE HURT MY FEEEEEEELINGSSS!
Rufus: Waiiiiiiiit...the Lifestream has a mom?
Lifestream: YEEEEEEEEE--------no I don't.
Everybody: o_O;
Rufus: Rioghttt...
*there's silence for a moment*
????: I've come to the rescue, my fellow friends!
Everybody: *unamused*
????: *lands in front of the group* Hah-ha!
Tifa: *gasp* Can it truly be...
Reno: THE STICK MAN FROM THE MOON!
Stick Man: Hah-ha! You shall fear me, Lifestream!
Lifestream: HAHAHAHAHA! Why?
Stick Man: Because...because...I'M SMART AND YOU'RE DUMB!
Lifestream: Fine, what's 2+2?
Stick Man: You got me there. I think it's 9999999999999.
Lifestream: WHOA! YOU ANSWERED IT RIGHT!
Everybody: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Stick Man: Hah! I am SMART! Now cough them up!
Lifestream: No! I refuse!
Stick Man: Argh! What's 1+1?
Lifestream: 123!
Stick Man: WRONG! It's 122! HAHAHAHA!
Lifestream: Dammit. You're smart. I'll cough 'em up.
Vincent: *whispers* Is it just me, or are these guys incredibly...DUMB?
Everybody: *nod*
Lifestream: Now just give me a little punch in the stomach!
Stick Man: Where's your stomach?
Lifestream: I have no clue.
Stick Man: Oh well. *starts punching the Lifestream everywhere* *ends up punching him in the very manly area*
Lifestream: X_X NOT THERE!
Stick Man: o_O;
????: Woo-ooo-ooo!
Everybody: *turn their head*
Deekz: Heyloooooooo everybodyyyyyyyyy! *falls over* *gets up* *hic*
Everybody: O_O;;
Rude: Hello everybody o_o;
*everybody else who died appear*
Reno: Did you get Deekz drunk?
Rude: No o_O;
Deekz: Hee-hee! *hic* Woooo! *falls over again*
Lifestream: Wait a minute! How come they're alive!
Elena: The faeries. I'm telling you, there were some faeries in that belly of your's, and they helped us out.
Lifestream: Dangit! I knew I should've taken a crap earlier!
Everybody: o_O;;;
Stick Man: Hah-ha! My work here is done! Remember, 1+1 is 122! *disappears*
Red XIII: What's with him?
Reno: He's incredibly stupid.
Deekz: *hic* *falls on Reno* *hic* Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey- looooooooooooooooooo!
Reno: O_O; *picks up Deekz* Okay, time to go.
Deekz: *hic* Oooo! Nice *hic* body! *hic hic*
Reno: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; WELL?! I SAID LET'S GO!
Everybody: o_O;;; *nod and run back to the Highwind*
A/N: ...bwahahahha...the true evil has come! Me DRUNK! o_O; Maybe not...
Audience: *give my evil glares*
Me: Whattttttttttt? O_O; Oh, sorry for the long wait. Bad me. *slaps herself* Wooo-oooo! *hic* Sorry.