Boom! Didn't I tell you I'd post this daily! I actually meant it this time!
So, hope you enjoy this one. Cuz I surely enjoyed writing it.
"So…" Glynda Goodwitch massaged her temples. Blake couldn't blame her. She too had a migraine just from comprehending this baffling situation. "You're telling me…"
"That Neon somehow got ahold of rounds of high-quality Fire Dust and a bazooka."
Another sigh. "Yes… that, and…" The huntress looked away in grief. She was most likely contemplating why on Remnant did she chose this job over any other.
"My team, minus Yang and I, as well as Team JNPR tried to stop her before she caused any real damage."
"Yet in doing so still caused great amounts of damage!"
The cat faunus cringed. Why was she the one having to face with Goodwitch's wrath?
Oh. That was right.
Everyone else was at the infirmary - including Yang, who was tasked to take care of her…
Lucky her.
…
"-And then Weiss' like 'No one messes with me!' and she just makes a bunch of glyphs here and there and then white nevermores came and they all were pretty awesome and-"
"Nora. As much as I'd love to hear how all of you professionally handled the situation," she said through gritted teeth sarcastically. "The others are trying to rest."
"Oh…" The orange-haired girl looked around. "Oh yeah…" She beamed at the blonde brawler. "But you should've seen us, though!"
Yang sighed yet again.
Listening to Nora ramble was already tasking enough - but listening to her speak when she was still high on adrenaline…
Yeah, she much preferred the wrath of Goodwitch over this.
Fortunately for Blake, she was the one called out by the teacher to discuss about what happen since none of the others were in any condition to do so…
Lucky her.
…
"Alright. We've discussed what punishment will be dawned upon each student." Glynda said, her face as poker as it could be.
Yet Blake knew better.
In those eyes were barely concealed excitement.
In her lips were a small smile that was anything but reassuring.
And in her tone… well…
It showed how much she was looking forward to the punishments given to her teams.
… It was very satisfying to know neither she nor her girlfriend would be apart of any of it.
Very satisfying indeed.
"I'll tell them myself, if you'll allow me," Blake said with a well-hidden smirk.
"As much as I want to do it myself, I'm afraid I won't have the time." She leaned in closer and said in a lower tone. "But be sure to tell me exactly how they react."
They both smiled at each other.
"Will do, Miss."
…
"Everyone, listen up," Blake called out.
Everyone - meaning the rest of her team and Team JNPR - turned their heads to look at the cat faunus. Including Yang, who was leaning against the wall, scroll still in one hand.
"Goodwitch informed me to tell you… about your punishment…"
Yang's eyes sparkled with interest. While it was true that she won't be apart of it - or, at least, she hoped she wouldn't be - she still felt as though it was necessary to be listening as well.
The blonde also noted that her girlfriend seemed a little excited.
Her eyes shone brighter than usual. Her posture was straighter. And she… well, she looked excited overall.
…
As Blake slowly listed off each punishment for every individual, everyone's face slowly morphed from curiosity and wariness into something more…
Ruby looked as if she could throw up at any moment.
Weiss looked as if she was tasked in murder. She actually muttered, "Killing myself would be better than this."
Jaune was just cluelessly blinking and looking around, eyes eventually landing on the heiress.
Ren was akin to Weiss. Only he already looked dead.
Pyrrha looked apprehensive, not quite believing at what she was tasked to do.
And Nora… well…
"I'm going to be a teacher!"
Her shout was heard throughout the entire floor.
…
"Babe," Yang howled as they left the infirmary, her hand intertwining with the faunus'. "I have no idea what you just did, but I am loving it~!"
If the blonde were a cat faunus, she'd be purring.
"I didn't do anything, per se…" the noirette said, her voice filled with mirth which turned Yang on more than she'd admit. "I merely… gave her a few suggestion."
Yang hummed knowingly.
"Turns out, she and I have more in common than we thought…"
"Like torturing your friends?" the brawler offered.
"Like giving misbehaving students what they deserved," the noirette said, not really denying her girlfriend's words.
Yang laughed… and then bumped into someone.
"Seriously!?" she shouted as Blake helped her back to her feet. "What is it with people bumping into me these days?!"
"Hey… you're Neon and Flynt, right?" her girlfriend said, pointing towards the two people in front of them.
Surely enough, it was them.
Yang smirked when they smiled knowingly.
"Aren't you supposed to be… I don't know, punished?" she lazily said, pointing a finger. "After all, wasn't it your fault that the training area was destroyed, Neon?"
Despite her accusations, Yang meant no harm to them.
Sure, once she despised that team for almost beating them - Neon, especially.
But that was a year ago.
And things could change within a year.
Including how she felt towards the bright-haired cat faunus.
"We… should be," Flynt coolly said, putting one arm around his partner's waist.
Yang did the same, causing Blake to scoff and roll her eyes.
"And why aren't you?" the blonde asked, pretending to be innocent.
"Because we're smart enough to flee from the scene before any authoritative figures came by," he supplied, not missing a beat.
"Good for you," Yang commented, finger-gunning him. His smile widened in response.
"Plus, it's not like it's my fault it happened," Neon said, causing the black and yellow pair to blink.
"It's not?" It was Blake who asked.
"No. Weiss is!" she said without an ounce of hesitation nor guilt.
The pair looked at each other with the same level of confusion and curiosity.
"How… so?"
"She was the one who gave me the fire dust!"
Okay. Her confusion increased tenfold.
"We made a deal. I braided her hair like mine, and she gets me a whole bunch of fire dust in return!"
"It is very stupid of her…" Flynt commented in exasperation.
"O..kay." It took both Yang and Blake three beats of seconds to simultaneously breath:
"Oh…"
They stayed in silence. At first it was because of the revelation. But slowly it turned into a silence of awkwardness.
"So…" Neon eventually asked after that long, painful period of silence. "What now?"
"... Double date?"
No one opposed to that idea.
Ohoho~
So now Bumblebee and *insert ship name for Neon and Flynt* are going out together while the rest suffers.
Turns out, Weiss asks for Neon's help, not Ren's… What a twist, amirite? Mate?
Hope you have a good day today! And if not, well... hope this chapter cheers you up~!
Thanks for reading my mess of a story, and... goodbye~!