Disclaimer: As much as I may wish I did. I do not own anything to do with the Twilight Saga.

Chapter 3

Rematch

When we got back to the house, we could see Emmett pacing in the window. It was painfully obvious that he was waiting for me to get back, undoubtedly wanting a rematch. I turned to Edward, who was smiling slightly. "He wants a rematch doesn't he?" I asked, already knowing the answer. Edward nodded so I continued. "Do I have to go in?" I looked down at my feet.

"I'm afraid you do. He's telling, well thinking, to me to tell you that he practiced and wants to try again." Edward said, sounding like he was holding back a laugh.

"Fine" I said. I wasn't really going to offer him a rematch, it would be too embarrassing for him I took his hand starting towards the house. "But if he tries to kill me, I expect you to stop him ok?" I said.

This time Edward actually laughed. "Of course" Emmett finally saw us coming up to the door. He ran to the big window, putting his hands palm up on the window, along with his face, his eyes following us as we came to the door.

As soon as we were in the house he grabbed my wrist pulling me away from Edward, who didnt let go of my hand, simply followed us.

"Bella I want a –"

I cut him off. "Emmett I am not going to give you a rematch. I won fair and square and you know it. "

"But Bella I practiced!" he whined.

"Emmett I don't care." I said. Bad move on my part his face crumpled and he put on his puppy dog eyes. "Don't look at me like that," I told him backing away. He obviously knew that it was working because he kept walking forward. I did the only thing I knew would get me away from those horribly innocent eyes. I took off running around the room. Seeing my running as another challenge Emmett took off after me. He obviously hadn't heard from Alice yet, and Edward sure as hell wasn't about to tell him. He was enjoying this way too much.

"Edward, cant you do something about this." I called to my husband. He certainly didn't look like he was going to do anything to help me get out of this situation, but I figured I'd ask, just in case he decided to have sympathy on me.

"No, I cant love. This is far to funny to watch." he told me as he walked over to his piano, laughing.

He started playing some fun upbeat tune, that might have been at home on a silent film years and years ago. "Emmett, really you aren't going to catch me. " I said. He was running behind me with his arms outstretched, attempting to catch me. I was making sure that I was always slightly in front of him, so that he couldn't reach me but I was still temptingly close.

"Watch where your going Bella." Edward called. I narrowly avoided crashing into a side table.

"Emmett, please stop this. I am a new vampire, you know that you are not going to be able to beat me just yet. Give it a year or two." I was now positively flying around the room, about four feet in front of Emmett. He was having a hard time not crashing into things, being as big as he was. He had already knocked over two lamps and a chair. "Esme is going to be mad if we break anything."

I got an idea and ran toward the piano, smiling as I saw Edwards seriously worried expression, his hands still moving swiftly across the keys, the tempo increasing in his surprise and smiling as I heard emmett following me. At the very last second I swerved around the piano. Edward relaxed thinking that the situation was over. Knowing what was about to happen, I crouched down and waited. Suddenly the door burst open. It was Alice, she looked horrified. She took one look at Emmett.

"Emmett look out!!" she called. Emmett didn't hear her warning in time.

With a humongous crash and the deafening sound of piano keys being smashed, he ran full speed into the piano causing a huge mushroom cloud of dust and debris.

When the dust cleared I saw Edward sitting there, his hands still up where they would be had the keys not be on the floor. And Emmett, covered completely in gray dust and bits of wood, standing in the center of the mess, his hands over his head and his shoulders slumped as if he was waiting for something disastrous to happen. I stood up from my hunched over position and looked at edward. He was looking at the pile of what used to be his piano with a look that can only be described as astonished. Then he looked down at his dust covered self and then at Emmett, still standing there as though waiting for the world to end.

I went to stand behind Edward, placing my hands on his shoulders, feeling his muscles tense up before...

"EMMETT!!"

The End

A/N: Well guys this is the end of my first Twilight fanfiction. It wasnt meant to be a long story just a funny little ficlet so I hope you enjoyed it. I would like to write another twilight story and I will as soon as the inspiration hits me. So hopefully u'll hear from me soon. O btw lemme kno how you liked it, plzkthnx.