Aroma
By: DMEX
Ch. 4
Raunchy with a Side of Sex Appeal
-Jenny Chono's Apartment-
Jenny: Finally found those glasses of mine.
(puts them on and looks in the mirror)
Jenny: I've forgotten how much better I look with them on.
(she then strips naked and puts on a very short pink shirt, extremely short denim shorts and slips her sandals on and gets her rear end to school)
-Domino High School-
Students chat among themselves, but nobody would be prepared for what would happen today
(raunchy musicplays in the background as Jenny Chono would walk towards the school causing various students jaws to drop or the male students would instantly pee their pants or blush an extremely bright pinkish red)
Mr. Ishida: Is it boiling hot or is it just me…?
As she went in the school, more students were caught off guard by Ms- (pardon) Jenny Chono
Tomoya (quietly to Ryori): Who is that?
Ryori: Don't know, but I just soiled my underwear…
Mayumi: I've seen her somewhere before but I can't figure out where…
Tea: I wonder if she's a new teacher?
Miho: Maybe's she's replacing Miss Chono?
(Jenny walks by them without saying anything to them)
Tea: I doubt it…
-Class 1B-
(As always Joey was a bit late and Miss Chono was no where to be found)
Tristan: Joey, get in your seat before the teacher comes in!
Joey: Don't you dink I know dat, wise guy?
(Joey gets in his seat)
*BONG BONG BONG*
Jenny Chono walks in, causing Kaiba to accidentally spit-take his cup of coffee he happened to be drinking and Bakura to sputter awake
*: Praise! Respect!
Nobody knew what to make of her… The only question on the boys mind was: "WHO IS THAT GOREGOUS HOT BROAD?" The girls thought of only one word for her: "Raunchy!"
Jenny: You act like you've never seen me before. But that's okay. I looked a lot different than I did yesterday. Wanna take a wild guess?
(clock ticks loudly as everyone in class tried to put 2 and 2 together)
Jenny: Take your time and think it over…
*BUZZ!*
Everyone sweat drops and falls backward (Anime style) at this revelation. The look on Tristan, Tea, Yami Yugi (he wanted to see this first hand) and Duke's faces was a mix of horror, yet shockingly funny
Duke (embarrassed): YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I SOILED MYSELF TO MISS FREAKIN' CHONO? OH THE HUMANITY?
Jenny: "Miss Chono" is my sinful name! From now on, it's Jenny. And boys, feel free to stare and look at me all you want… I got enough sex appeal to go around the school.
Kaiba (angry, yet flustered): THIS IS EMBARASSING!
Joey (flustered): Embarrassing? No, Kaiba! Embarrassing is when you wake up with solid wood! Embarrassing is when you forget to wear pants to school! DIS IS A BOMB SHELL!
Tristan: Something tells me we're gonna be in for a long year.
Tea (angry): WILL YOU STOP LOOKING AT HER BOOBS? WOMEN ARE NOT SEX OBJECTS, TRISTAN!
Jenny: Don't knock it until you try it, Tea.
Tea: NEVER! I HAVE MY SELF RESPECT!
Jenny: I see a diva underneath those tight clothes wanting to be free…
Yami (through mind-link): Should we intervene?
Yugi (through mind-link): I think I'll give Jenny the benefit of the doubt.
Yami (through mind-link): What makes you say that?
Yugi (through mind-link): Jenny said she's changed, so why not give her the chance to prove it?
Yami (through mind-link): Somehow I think their's an ulterior motive behind that…
Yugi (angry, through mind-link): WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I WAS JUST AS SHOCKED AS YOU WERE!
Yami (through mind-link): You're in denial Yugi.
Yugi (through mind-link): AM NOT! Besides we'll never know if Jenny's truly changed if we send her away now.
Jenny: You wanna know what our weekly lesson is?
Tea (sarcastically): I can hardly wait…
Jenny: We're gonna have a Duel Monsters Tourney.
(classroom mutters)
Jenny: How's this for an incentive, whichever of you men wins the tourney, gets to have dinner and a romance movie with your new sexy teacher (AND NOTHING ELSE!)
(girls groan horribly)
Jenny: And the if a girl wins, you get to have the school day off on a $20000.00 shopping spree with the man of your choice!
(boys groan horribly)
Joey: JENNY, DA GIRLS' INCENTIVE SOUNDS HORRIBLE! YOU DO NOT WANNA GO SHOPPING WID MIHO! I'VE BEEN DERE BEFORE AND I DO NOT WANNA GO THROUGH DAT AGAIN!
(cue cutaway)
Rabid screaming fans girls chase Joey through the whole shopping mall as Miho is shoe shopping without a care in the world
Miho: Does this come in black?
(end cutaway)
Tea: WELL SAME TO YOU JOEY! REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU WENT ON A DATE WITH MAI?
(cue cutaway)
Mai and Joey are watching Freddy vs. Jason in the movie theater.
Mai (quietly): Joey… Hold me…
Joey: 'Kay!
Mai turns around and lets out a blood curling scream and starts hitting Joey with her purse. He was wearing the Jason Voorhees mask
(end cutaway)
Joey: WHA? IT'S NOT LIKE I KNEW SHE WUZ GONNA FREAK OUT!
Jenny: Oh, poo! I forgot my Duel Disc at home…! Oh well, may I borrow someone's Duel Disc?
(everyone falls backward Anime style)
To be continued…!