1-23-12
Disclaimer: HA! No.
The Princess's New Slave
Somehow Sera-chan managed to convince a vampire prince that "time out of doors with people you love is vital to the proper growth and development that children require."
Sometimes I hate how smart she is the manipulative little genius.
Now that I think about it, Itachi had to have been in on it the whole time. Sneaky little brats, the both of them.
So, as of now, all three of us are walking in the park in town with all these older people commenting on what an adorable family we made. I smiled and thanked them before resuming my latest habit of glaring-darkly-at-a-vampire-prince-who-was-my-handsome-'husband' and scowling at my sweet-innocent-little-'daughter'.
You'd think someone would've realized that neither of us was wearing a ring.
My irritation with everything stemmed from being manipulated by my surrogate daughter, finding out that vampires could indeed survive direct sunlight if they were wearing sunscreen, and being dragged out of my wondrously air conditioned apartment when the only thing I wanted to do was nothing.
Blissful, relaxing nothing.
Inside my apartment.
My anger is only to be expected since I'm out here in the sunshine and heat.
Stupid weather.
Stupid women eyeing my 'husband' like he's up for grabs, which he wouldn't be if he was my husband.
That was around the time a muscular arm pulled me back into a hard chest. "You look pretty good for a lazy mother."
"I am not a lazy mother! Just because I prefer the indoors to the outdoors doesn't make me lazy!"
He merely kissed me cheek before walking away to join Sera who was bouncing excitedly in front of an ice cream cart.
That's when I noticed that my money was no longer in my pocket. "Hey!"
It was now in Itachi's hand.
Being spent on my surrogate daughter's ice cream treat.
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This is what too much free time does to me.