Paralyzed

"This is Netch Jelly. If consumed raw, it will cause all your muscles to seize up for a short time, rendering you defenceless. It has many useful applications-". He stopped in mid-sentence as the Dovakin snatched the bowl and jumped of the balcony, plummeting into the depths. As the aged alchemist reached leaned over the small stone railing, he thought he saw the falling lunatic gulp down the entire bowl. Not just the content, he swallowed the entire oaken bowl. Then he hit the ground. And BOUNCED.

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"No I know not what has gone wrong with him. I was just testing the implications of some alchemic fact he had told me, and when I returned he was simply babbling of madness and whimsical nature. No, I didn´t do anything. No, I did not try the experiment on him. No, I did not hit him over the head repeatedly. Why would you even think that? Either way, get him back into shape, he still owes me the rest of my lesson."

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Authors Note

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I always wondered what the masters of their trades thought of the dragonborns tricks.