Sunday night, as I was walking along the streets of South Park, I saw Bebe doing something with a camera. Deciding to see what she was up to, I followed behind her to discover that she was trailing Cartman and Christophe. Not the smartest thing in my book, but hey Bebe's a whore not a brain. 'Is she trying to get evidence on Cartman or something?' I thought to myself. I watched as she snapped some pictures of the two of them climbing a fence to one of the mansions on the rich side of town. Bebe appeared to be zooming her camera in,so I look towards the house to see a rope dropping from a third story window. I watch as one of the two, I can't tell from this distance, climb down from the window. The rope is pulled back up only to lower a bit later with an object tied to the bottom. Once the object is on the ground the rope is dropped from the window. It's a few minutes later, and Bebe is still taking pictures, that the other figure comes from one of the doors on the main floor and they move towards the fence. Who I can now recognize as Christophe hops to the top of the fence and lays a blanket on the barbed wire at the top before sitting. Cartman hands the object to him and then hops the fence completely. The object is traded from Christophe to Cartman and Christophe balances on the fence to remove the blanket before hopping down. Bebe continues to follow them.
'Bebe has no idea what she is messing with,' I think to myself as I walk away from the scene and back towards the shitty trailer I call home. I enter the house silently and make my way into my room to get some sleep.
The scene at the bus stop was a bit strained as Cartman had an arm around Kyle and Stan seemed to be glaring at Cartman. It was times like these that I wondered on Stan's sexuality or his closeness to Kyle. But of course I wouldn't let a little strain get in my way of greeting my friends, so I walked up with my normal greeting.
"Hey guys," I started and as usual they all replied with their 'Hey Kenny' before I slipped in between Stan and Kyle. Stan shifted his glare to me and grumbled under his breath about 'traitors' and 'misunderstandings', it made me wonder what the conversation between Kyle and Stan had been like. We continued to stand at the bus stop for a bit before Cartman reached into a pocket to pull out a cell phone. He easily flipped it open before placing it to his ear. The one sided conversation didn't tell us much about who was on the phone or the content of the conversation before Cartman hung up. Cartman pulled Kyle closer to him and turned to get a hold around his waist.
"Mom is having some problems with an old boyfriend of hers and wants me home for today while she tell him off, so I'll see you tonight okay?" Cartman said softly. 'I don't think we were supposed to hear that but, hey, if the prick wanted privacy then he should have moved away,' I thought to myself considering the teasing I would be able to do today.
"Okay but you'll be in school tomorrow, right Eric?" Kyle asked slightly annoyed. 'I don't blame him,' I thought sympathetically.
"Of course, and stay near Christophe and Kenny today, I don't want Bebe anywhere near you," Cartman growled out before harshly kissing Kyle and walking back in the direction of his house. Kyle had a slight dazed expression on his face before he noticed Stan and me standing next to him and promptly turning pink from embarrassment.
I cruised through the morning in my normal 'I don't give a shit' attitude as I walked with Kyle and Christophe through the halls or sat writing porn and making sexual drawings instead of taking notes. Finally, it was lunch and I was able to sit down at our usual table. Of course, our group was missing Cartman and added Christophe but hey, it was still basically the same. Stan seemed to be still in a pissy mood as he barely spoke and Wendy seemed to be punishing him for his comments towards Kyle, as she didn't allow him to touch her all day. 'Nothing compares to a woman scorned,' I though amusedly as Stan kept trying to put his arm around Wendy's waist as usual until she would glare at him with a promise of pain in her eyes.
"Where's the sociopath, he would have been happy to know I have all the proof I need to show Kyle's mom that he's a homicidal criminal," Bebe spoke up from behind me. I turned to look at her in surprise, as Christophe seemed to be communicating with someone across the room with hand signals.
"What are you talking about Bebe?" Kyle asked in annoyance.
"Oh nothing much, just that your little boyfriend is a mercenary and I have the evidence to prove it. How are the two of you going to stay together when your mom calls the police on him, hum? It won't look good on your college application to say that you are in a relationship with a convicted felon," She said snidely.
"I see no proof and I would be careful of where my obsessions led me Ms. Stevens, you never know what type of people you are playing with," a cool voice sounded from behind Bebe. I saw that it was Gregory Thorne the contact for Cartman and Christophe.