Chapter 4: The Giant Butt Make them meet Kurt Cobain's Ghost
Walter's cousin's aunt's brother's dad's son's sister's step-mom is in the hospital. So the family goes to visist them. There is no way to explain how to type it all crazy, you aint' spossed to be tyoin that oh! I farted.
Aight, hop up…
So yeah they went onto the hopsital and went at room 1998593477289947889748A on the 1000th floor an das they was walkin in josh peed in the floor. Cause josh got bladder control ishues so he peese everwheres. And drake just is to lazy to go in the bathroom so he peees wherever just like a stupid ol dog or something. So….as they was leaving a black man ran down the hall with the back of his gown open so his huge black butt was clearly visible to anyone behind him. And as josh was bouta say something to em he turned around. It was snoop dogg!! Then he started chasing him down the hall and then josh tripped and he jumped on him. Snoop dogg got off josh and then they had a kickin' fight and of course snoop dogg won cause he got black guy legs. So if yo wonderin why he was in the hospital it cause he got shot…again. For the 56rd time he got shot but he never dies cause he's black and black guys never die…just like tupac or elvis. So then josh ran aways much fastliner and they hole family left the hospital for everness. And went to McFaggots. And played in the GayPlace. So yep…idk what to say except poop. Poop. And more poop. But when tehey left and begot home everbody went fo a ride in the mobile home. For they was movin into a trailer park cause that's where the cool people live like Paris Hilton or Jimi Hendrix and drake always wanted to meat both so aways he went off in search of pParis first. He searched high, he searched low, he even searched between his toes but he couldn't seem to find her. Then as he was still lookin he found Jimi and he asked him if he had seen Paris Hilton and he sed yeah she's in my nose! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. So yeah he found both at the asme time then they all whent and partied a lot but drake tipped and fell off the roof of Paris Hilton and he died instantly. And then josh, walter, megan, and mom all got in a circle and shot each other and they all died. Then everybody else died except cregg and airek and they ruled the earth for ever. The end but no it not the end cause then everybody came back to live including kurt cobain! And then drake was trippin out cause it wert his hero and then drake went and chilled wit slash, kurt cobain, jimi Hendrix, eddie van halen, dimebag darrel, stevie ray Vaughn, and any other amazing guitar players I'm forgettin. And also paris Hilton. And josh chilled wit oprah forever. And megan chilled wit Hitler. And walter chilled wit the people from fancy cat magazine. And mom chilled wit george forman.
TBC