Then he said, "Fine! If I can't have a vampire child, I'll have a werewolf one! Bring me a girl werewolf!"

Fiona said, "Ok." And they went back to Forks to get Leah, the only girl werewolf.

Chapter Four

When they returned to Forks, Josh looked angry, "We need to talk, Fiona."

"What about?" she asked.

"I…kind of kissed someone…while you were away…" Josh said. Fiona looked really angry.

All she could say was, "How could you? Who?"

"Ummm…" Josh said.

"Tell me!" Fiona said.

"Ok," Josh said, "It was a toad."

"You kissed a freaking toad?"

"Well why are you so upset? It was just a toad!"

But Fiona knew it wasn't just a toad when she saw a beautiful princess come up to sit by Josh.

"I was the toad," she said.

The princess looked a lot like Meghan Fox.

"What do you want with Josh?" Fiona said.

"Well, I needed some guy to kiss me so I could turn back into a human," she said, "so I pretended to drown so Josh would give me mouth to mouth." She grinned deviously.

"Hmph!" Fiona said, "Well I have one question. Did you enjoy giving her mouth to mouth?" Fiona's eyes were piercing.

"I…no!" Josh said quivering under her glare, "it was a toad! Of course not!"

"Hmph!" said Meghan Fox.

"Hahaha," Fiona teased.

"I won't give up that easily!" Meghan said.

"You might as well!" Fiona said, ""Cause he's all mine!"

Fiona went to kiss Josh, but Meghan stopped her. Meghan shoved her out of the way and went to place her own lips on Josh, but Fiona got there first.

"You don't want to mess with me," Fiona said, "I'm a vampire."

"Hahaha! I'm really scared!" Meghan scoffed, "Move!"

Then suddenly Fiona grabbed Meghan's neck. Meghan nearly choked and sputtered, "Please let me go!"

"Will you leave Josh alone?" Fiona said.

"Yes! I will, just please let me go!" Meghan said.

"Fine!" Fiona let go, and Meghan ran off.

Josh gave Fiona a weird look and said, "You didn't have to choke her, you knew I loved you more."

Fiona smiled, and then told Josh about their new dilemma.

"Well, Leah's kind of dating Justin Bieber right now," Josh said.

"Oh gosh!" said Fiona, "I hate even more than…" she lowered her voice so that Zeus wouldn't hear her, "…even more than Lady Gaga!"

"Josh, what do we do now?" Fiona whined.

"Ummm we can force them to break up," he said, "I don't think she imprinted on him."

"You're doing it Josh! I'm sick and tired of this!" Fiona whined.

"Ummm," Josh said.

"Please!" Fiona begged.

And Josh said, "Fine, since this is a task for werewolves, I'll go. Who wants to come with?"

Jacob and Seth volunteered so the three of them set off to LA to find Justin Bieber and Leah. They got to LA and realized that Justin Bieber had a private concert.

"How are we going to get in there?" Jacob asked, "We'll look totally gay with all those screaming girls at that concert."

Seth grinned, "Follow me," he said.

He went up to the security guard and told him his name, "I'm Leah's brother," he said, "You know, Justin Bieber's girlfriend's brother?"

"Really? You're so famous, Leah talks about how you're so annoying!" the man said, "You can go in!"

They all walked in and a piercing sound hurt their ears. It was hundreds of teen and tween girls screaming at the top of their lungs. They searched and searched until they finally found Leah.

"Leah!" Josh said, exasperated.

"What do you want?" she sneered unpleasantly.

"Well…" Jacob began, "you need to date Zeus for us."

"Why would I do that?" she screamed, "I have an awesome boyfriend!"

"You don't really like him!" Jacob said, "All you want is his money!"

Leah looked very angry, "that is so not true!" Leah said.

"I heard your thoughts Leah!"

And then Leah screamed at Jacob, "you rotten excuse for a friend! I do NOT just love him for his money!"

Suddenly, Zeus came down from the sky and said, "I will destroy you all if you do not find me a werewolf love!"

"I HATE YOU! Why'd you have to pick me? Jacob this is all your fault!" Leah cried, "I don't want to date Zeus!"

"Why is it my fault?" Jacob cried, "I didn't get you into this mess! And you're the only girl werewolf we know! You have to!"

"Well I'm not gunna, I love Justin, and he loves me!" Leah said.

"Well if he loved you so much, then why is he kissing her?" Jacob screamed.

Leah turned around and saw Justin not only kissing one girl, but kissing nearly everyone at the private concert! Leah got so angry; she almost lost control of herself. She got up and started walking towards Justin. She was about to transform into a wolf when Seth stopped her.

"He's not worth it," he said, "just date Zeus and save all our lives."

She agreed and they headed off to Russia. Zeus saw Leah and he said, "Is she the werewolf girl?"

Josh said, "Yes."

Zeus then took Leah off into the skies roaring, "I'll grant you your wishes when she's pregnant!"

Leah said, "what? Pregnant? I really don't want to be pregnant!"

Zeus looked shocked, "Why not?"

"'Cause I'm only 18!" she cried.

"So?" asked Zeus.

"And 'cause the whole birthing process really scares me! I don't want to have a baby!"

"But I'll be there!" Zeus cried.

"So?" said Leah, "You're just going to leave me like all the other women you got pregnant in mythology!"

"I won't leave you Lillian!" Zeus said.

"Ummm, my names not Lillian, its Leah," said Leah.

"Oh," said Zeus, "well then Leah, I won't leave you Leah!"

Leah rolled her eyes at this.

"But you're still, like, a billion years older than me," she said.

"So?" Zeus pulled out a potion, and poured it on Leah, and Leah fell in love with Zeus.

Suddenly, Leah said, "Oh Zeus! You're the sexiest god I've ever seen!"

"He's the only god she's ever seen," mumbled Seth, but Zeus didn't hear.

"I'll be back when she's preggers!" roared Zeus and they disappeared.

"Uhhh that was awkward,"Seth said, "hearing my sister calling someone sexy is just—wrong!"

Jacob and Josh laughed.

"Let's call Fiona; she can come back to Russia."

"Call Nessie too."

"Ok."