"Alison is going to so pissed." Cosima says, sighing. She cups her hands, slamming them into her face. A major head rush came to her head, as well as the others in the car. Well, just Sarah. Helena seemed quite content, kicking the car door open to greet the passengers of the mysterious van.
"Great." Sarah mutters, shoving the car door open. "Look, I'm sorry about your-" Sarah gazes up, and her eyes grow wide. She had not expected four very full grown men with outfits and a girl in a tight black suit to step out of the van. Great. This was some sort of weird sex-thing. She just knew it. "I don't want no part in this."
Helena has already managed to cling herself a man in an iron suit, murmuring something in Ukrainian. She turns around, grinning at Sarah. "This one's my favorite, Seestra."
"I am sorry to disturb you, Ma'am. Wait…" The blonde man with a very patriotic suit squints, and Sarah recognizes the look on his face. He's noticing that they look the same. Greaaat. "Are you… triplets?" He asks.
"Oh this is so great." Sarah was getting more annoyed by this situation by the second.
"Um, no. We are not triplets, we're…" Cosima glances over at Sarah, who is giving her a dirty look. The triplet explanation was their best reason without questioning, and was better than anything she was about to come up with it. Oh fuck it. "We are…"
"Clones. Seestras." Helena says, still clinging on to the Iron Man, whose helmet has lifted. He looks extremely uncomfortable. It's odd considering how guarded she is that she is willingly hanging on to this random stranger.
The random men, and guarded woman, take this explanation with no question. Almost as if it was shockingly normal to them. What the hell do these people do where meeting clones seems like a normal explanation? One of them, the most normal looking; a scrawny guy with glasses, is yawning.
"We can give you a ride. Where do you need to go?" The patriotic man kindly offers, obviously to the dismay of the iron man.
"Uhhhh…" Sarah is baffled at this point.
"Yes! Strange men and pretty woman should give us car ride. This will be fun." Helena chirps before either can get a word in.
Sarah and Cosima look at each other cautiously, both giving the smallest shrug. Helena seems to have all the answers tonight.
"Alright then. I guess we can give you a ride, since we're earth's mightiest heroes and all, and my totally indestructible car destroyed your, less… indestructible car." The iron man boasts, attempting to shake Helena off, but ultimately failing.
The clones and avengers load up in the car, and the most awkward car ride ever ensues.
A/N: Another short chapter! My apologies. I promise I'll be updating this a lot more with new chapters soon! Sorry for the wait!