A/N: Sorry for taking soooo long to update…
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Sakura was not a morning person, yet, every day, she got up early, just to watch the sunrise, then she would go back to her bed and become dead to the world. Unfortunately, something, or rather, someone wouldn't let her go back to sleep.
"Sakura, breakfast, now," Sasuke said, walking into her room.
"Jesus, what a big vocabulary you have, O' Master of Geniuses and Prodigies," Sakura shot back, grumpy as she was every morning.
"Hn!" Sasuke muttered. He walked out of her room and downstairs.
"I'll give him breakfast! How 'bout a knuckle sandwich, Teme-sama!" Sakura mumbled, getting up from bed and stumbling towards the stairs.
"I heard that!" Sasuke yelled( well for him it's yelling).
"I don't freakin' care!" Sakura yelled. She continued stumbling down the stairs, mumbling about Temes and how boys weren't worth the trouble.
When she got to the kitchen, she grabbed a bowl, a spoon, milk and a box of cereal. Then she walked into the living room, where her least favorite clan "prodigy" was sitting, watching CARTOONS, on the couch. She shoved the stuff in his hands and walked back upstairs.
Sasuke looked down at the crud in his hands, confused about what the heck to do with it. He walked upstairs and into Sakura's room, finding that she was already out.
"Sakura!" he yelled. "What the hell do I do with this?"
Sakura groaned and rolled over.
"Open box, open bag inside box, fill bowl with content of bag, pour in milk, eat with spoon," Sakura explained. She sounded as if she were talking to a kindergartener. "If Lee can do it, so can you!"
She rolled back over.
Sasuke looked even more confused, if that was possible.
"Sakura, you do it, now!" Sasuke said, dumping all of the stuff on the foot of her bed and walking out.
Sakura rolled over and groaned, for the millionth time that day.
Seriously, couldn't he do anything for himself? Gosh, even Shikamaru would make his own cereal. She sighed and got up, going to the kitchen and making his cereal for him.
"HERE!" she said, shoving it in his hands. She walked upstairs and fell asleep.
…blah……ten minutes later……
"Sakura!" Sasuke said, walking into her room…AGAIN! "How do you wash dishes?"
She walked down the stairs and washed the dishes Sasuke had left on the sink.
She walked into the living room where Sasuke was sitting. She expected to just walk through and go back to sleep.
"Tomatoes." Sasuke said.
Sakura was pissed off now. She walked over to him and punched him in the face, effectively knocking him out.
She walked upstairs and fell asleep upside down on her bed.
………..BLA…… three HOURS later…..
Sakura walked downstairs from her room.
"Sasuke, I had the strangest dream…" she said, walking into the living room. Then she stopped as she saw a knocked out Sasuke with a broken nose on her couch…
A/N: Ahhh… a normal morning after Teme-sama's return…