OK , requisite disclaimer: Don't own, not making money from this, please don't sue if you DO own (full disclaimer can be found in chapter 1)

.

.

.

Shoutouts:

Deceptichick02, deceptifemme, transformers diva, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, mooncrossed, Blatherskite3, Starscream's Squishy, headlong-for-freedom, shadowcat123, profist of doom, and Womerra thanks for the reviews and/or adds. Hope I didn't typo your names (I have a bad habit of forgetting to spellcheck sometimes)

.

.

.

We now return to transformers.

How to Survive Living with Decepticons - pt 4

Well, I'm back again with more rules for you human decepticon agents. I cannot believe how much trouble you get yourselves into. What are you? Babies? Sparklings? Puppy dogs? Seriously. I just cannot get over the fact that I have to write up even more rules for you.

28. It is now strictly forbidden to paint any of the decepticons Orange ever. Starscream is still trying to get all the orange paint out of his thrusters. You better HOPE I find out which of you did that to all of the high command before they do.

29. Yarbrough & Peoples Don't stop the music is not to be taken literally. Nix that. ALL versions of ALL songs that say state imply or are named don't stop the music are not to be taken literally. I got a headache from Starscream, Thundercracker and Swindle yelling Stop the music all night long after Skywarp got his hands on it and played it continuously all night long.

30. From here on out ALL Abbott and Costello routines are banned from the base forever. No performing them, referring to them, quoting them, listening to them watching them or having anything else to do with them. The penalty for breaking this rule a medical exam by hook followed by a 3 debriefing by Soundwave followed by a stint in the brig IF your lucky.

31. I cannot even believe I have to write this rule but here it goes... NO calling Megatron Meggsy or Megs or Meg, tron, tronny, Mt Megan (and especially not Megan Follows) ever and No calling Soundwave Soundy, Sounders, Sounds, Wavey, Wave, Boomer, Boombox, Boxy, Cass, or anything else other then his designation of Soundwave. And NO calling Starscream Screamer, Screamy, Scream, Creamy, Star, Starsky or anything else not his name. Under penalty of (insert untranslatable but of obvious meaning cybertronian here). Seriously. Are you all deranged?

32. It is hereafter forbidden to make hammocks out of taffy-pulls.

33. It is hereafter forbidden to discuss anything relating to the incident that required the institution of rule 32.

I am STIll picking taffy out of my... You know what? you don't need to know what I'm still picking taffy out of. Forget I mentioned it but Do not forget or break this rule under strictest penalty.

34. It is now forbidden to substitute pink cool aid colored sugar syrup for all forms of energon including but NOT limited to high grade. This rule is to be obeyed under penalty up to and including any of the following depending on who is involved. An azz whooping by giant sentient evil alien robotic organisms from the far off planet of cybertron, permanent and painful discombobulation, internment in the brig for the duration of your natural lifespan, permanent banishment to a subspace containment locker and a medical exam by hook or being assigned to hook as a guinea pig for human biological researches that benefit the decepticon cause. Please NOTE that any or all of these may and will be implemented should you break this rule up to and including the possibility of all of them being enacted as punishment for doing so.

35. Human decepticon agents are now permanently and forever banned from tasting, touching, consuming energon or even looking sideways at any grade, formulation or form of energon under penalty of eternal banishment to hooks medical ward (assuming you make it that far).

36. It is now strictly forbidden for any human decepticon agents to make prank phone calls or prank comm calls to any and all autobots or anyone else. You have more important things you should be doing like helping win the war against the autobots rather then making prank calls. This includes calling their base and asking their human allies "Is your refrigerator running" and then saying "Well you better catch it before it gets away" and also calling stores and asking "Do you have prince albert in a can" and then saying "well then you better let him out before he suffocates"

37. The Adams family theme song is now forbidden. The cons do not like it. It makes them self conscious that they can't creep out humans as well as the Adams Family could. You do not want to be around self conscious decepticons. Mark my words. You just don't

.

.

.

Well after a long hiatus caused by writers block and being busy I'm back. Sorry it took so long. I was stuck for quite a while. Thank you dear readers for sticking with me. Hopefully my muse will stick around now and not go on vacation again. Suggestions are welcome (no promises I'll be able to fit them all in or where I will fit them if I do fit them in but I'll try to). I'm not quite satisfied this was funny enough but I'm posting this chapter anyways because you my dear readers who have stuck with me, faved me and reviwed deserve anther chapoter for sticking with me even when I couldn't update due to experiencing writers block for this story.

So please...

Read and review?

.

.

.