Me: Hey Dark get up here!

(Dark runs thru door to studio and trips over props)

Dark: Fuck!

Me: Smooth man

Dark: shut it!

Me: disclaimer time!

Dark: oh right! Rogue 2k8 dun' own LOZ, If he did I'd probably be a playable character.

Me: dun' ask why, I just like Dark Link a bit better, why? I duno...!

(Dark stares at me bug eyed)

Me: Ah! No homo!

Dark: thank you!


Dark woke up in a bed with a familiar fabric, shirtless.

"Rito silk?" He thought "what happened last night? Wait did I get fucked again? And I don't remember it... Damn! "

An old friend came thru the door.

"Komali? What happened?"

"Well we found you out on the desert and brought you back here." He said "you were pretty messed up when we found you to."

Dark got out of the bed and thankfully still had pants on, and grabbed a black shirt from a pile on a drawer, and followed Komali down into the main room.

Medli was sitting on a chair sewing up something, Nathan was laying on the couch with a scar across his eye lie Leonidis (I think I misspelled that) [from 300]

Natasha had an ice pack on her head and a bandage around her arm (her left sleeve had been ripped up)

And Aryll had a burse on her head and was still out cold.

"Here dark." Said Medli, handing him what she was sewing "I fixed your tunic, it was so messed up"

"Thank you" Said Dark

"Hey, Dark I have some equipment down in the basement if you need it." Said Komali

Just then 7 Small Rito ran into the room chasing each other.

"Damn, Komali you guys need a hobby." Dark laughed.

"Hey, repopulating a entire race, isn't exactly easy..." He muttered "but it sure can be fun at times"

"Oookk, too much info." Dark said

In the basement.

"Holy shit Komali, what are you preparing for World War II (WWI being the last episode)"

"No, just some old equipment leftover from the war." He said

"You were in the war?" Asked Nathan

"Yeah, fought alongside your dad and mother."

"Who were they?" Asked Natasha

"...just soldiers... yeah just soldiers"

"You don't sound so sure" Commented Nathan

"No, I'm positive"

In the basement there were sooo many firearms, vehicles and armours and tons of other crap.

A M2 ANH4 Medium tank.

A few of the old firearms like, N2A3 assault rifle (looks like a BAR) a HPSR2 rifle (looks like a Springfield but much more powerful) a few D and H variant Magnums and Dark's favourite weapon, The OPUSS2000 nicknamed 'the O.P rifle' and for good reasons. It looked like a mix of a Beret .50, an AK-47, and a riot shield.

The barrel was ringed like a M16 and the main body was of a beret .50 the rifle butt and ammo cartridge was that of an AK-47 and it had an ACOG sight with 5 different under barrel attachments, a launcher good for shooting grenades and other ordinance, a shotgun, a flame thrower, a fore grip, and a sniper. As well as the option of taping two mags together and extending them, oh and could have a silencer as well! And also had a small shield over the barrel. (Wow that's OP... 0.0)

"I'm taking that!" Dark immediately said

There was also a Jeep type technical with a MG, SAM, and a TOW in it.

"Here" said Komali passing Dark a set of Mithril chainmail. "Use that."

"Wait..." Dark started.

Komali handed Natasha a half plate suit of Mithril armour and two Mithril daggers, and Nathan a Mithril sword and shield.

"These were your parents." Said Komali

"This armour and these Daggers we're my mom's?"

Komali nodded.

"And so this was my dad's sword and shield" Added Nathan

"Yup"

"Cool"

"Hey Dark, take the jeep to the Kokiri forest and where ever you need to go, 'aight" Said Komali

"K' thanks" Said Dark

Aryll finally woke up and came down to meet them, they all thanked Komali and before they left he said he would meet them in New Arcadia, which had been rebuilt after the war.

"And Dark... Try not to break it!" He also said

A few hours later

Dark's POV (1st person)


"How did we get into this" I wondered as our jeep flipped over right in front of the Kokiri woods.

Some damn Wiz-robes were harassing us with fireballs and had wrecked the jeep.

"Fuck! Looks like we're on foot" I said as our jeep got roasted with fire.

I pulled out the OPUSS2000 and let them have it, so it wasn't long before they had been riddled with bullet holes.

I saw The others getting away from the burning wreck and heading into the forest, I followed and I had no idea about who I would meet in there...