He is a SHE!

Ladey Heartly

Summary: Itachi is the cocky son of a very rich family; his parents wanted him to get married so they always set him on a blind date, so he can choose at the girls. But Itachi certainly doesn't want to get married despite his family's requests so to stop his family for marrying off: he decides to hire Naruto as a false "lover" so that he can escape the blind dates arranged by his parents. – But little did Itachi know that Naruto is actually a SHE.

Because he is unaware that Naru is a girl, Itachi starts to question his sexuality. In one instance, Itachi almost took out a knife and stabbed himself.

Disclaimer: I do not own NARUTO. However, the plot is mine to twist and turn and I'm warning you guys now that Itachi here is OOC

Note: Once again thank you for all the people who continuously adding this fic to their favorite and alert list and even me on their favorite and author alert list, I am so overwhelmed by the way thank you also for leaving a review.

So here is chapter 4 please enjoy!

Chapter 04: Meet the parents

"Not at all… I'll just add some rules whenever I think of one." Naru said drinking her coffee that Sasuke ordered earlier.

"So what do you think of him Brother?" Sasuke asked his brother with interest.

"He is not bad…I'd just need him for as long as mom and dad are convince that I am a gay and not to continue to marry me off for some bitch." Itachi said while Sasuke silently agree.

"So I'll meet you tomorrow give me your address and I'll fetch you." Itachi commanded while Naru just stop drinking her coffee half way.

"Why would I?"

"Because our act will start tomorrow cutie." Itachi said winking at Naru making her spit her coffee again on Sasuke's face.

"So where we going now?" Naru asked the older boy beside her they are currently at the mall in men's section Naru watch the Itachi scanning all the tuxedos and t-shirts at the stall. Naru twitch in annoyance when the older male did not answer her and just keep on ignoring her questions.

"Hey you, why you're ignoring me can you please just answer my question!" Naru said in annoyance with two hands on her waist. This made Itachi turned his gaze at Naruto with his brows meeting in the middle.

"Can you stop doing that you look like a girl?" Itachi pointed out making Naru stiff for a moment. Naru contemplated for the first time. Oh my he can't know that I am girl or else I'm dead."

"Now what?" Itachi said approaching the smaller 'boy'.

Naru shook her head, "Oh nothing it's just that…nothing nothing at all don't mind me okay?!" she said nervously.

"You know you're a weird guy. So tell me how did you and Sasuke met? He never told me that you were his friend until now." Itachi asked curiously.

"Ah that we met when I help him change his wheels when need to vulcanize it." Naru answered while grinning.

"You mean you're a mechanic too?" Itachi said as he put all the clothes that he picked up at the stall to their basket.

Naru nodded, "Yeah, I'm helping my uncle jiraiya to run his business."

Itachi look up to Naru, "Tell me what is your size again?"

"Si— size? What do you mean by size?" Naru stuttered

Itachi rolled his eyes, "I mean what is your underwear size— I'm buying you some new bundies."

Naru blush by this, no way! He will also buy me underwear.

Briefs…

"Hey you okay?"

"Uh yeah…yeah…but you don't need to buy me briefs because…I have a plenty in my house." Naru lied there is no way that she will wear one even he thought that she was a boy.— there is no way in hell.

"So what time are we going to your parents place?" Naru asked

"Tonight, at 7:00 this is the day of my date and it will be held on my parents place so probably the girl will be there with my parents so you need to prepare you're self. And be a good actor or else…"

Naru rolled her eyes, "Just leave it to me."

Itachi smirk, "Just do your job and I'll do mine."

"What do you mean by that?" Naru asked nervously whatever this older Uchiha thinking probably she would not like it even one bit.

"Mom, dad I want you to meet my boy friend Naruto Uzumaki" Itachi said introducing Naru to his parents.

Fugaku look really disturb while Mikoto stop drinking her tea mid way just looking at the new strange couple in front of them.

Naru gulp really hard, wishing that the floor just swallow her alive to erase and remove her from the couple's sight.

Oh my god, I can feel my heart is racing like a wild man I don't know but I just enter a snake pit and Itachi never make me feel comfortable or anything his parents are looking at me in wide eyes they were wearing a very surprise and stun look on their faces. Maybe because they were so shock to learn that their handsome bachelor son is a gay and plus he was here with his lover— and that was me. Even his sexy and suppose date was so, surprise on what is happening…

While Sasuke just containing his laughter hands covering his mouth tears of laughter gathering on the sides of his eyes. Naru just glared at him

"My god why this is happening to me?"

I should never really associate myself from the Uchiha's for the first place and also never agreed with this kind of setting because now the couple think that I am a homosexual.

"Can you repeat what you were saying Itachi." Fugaku asked when he recovered.

Itachi pull Naru's arms towards him and hug it tightly while Naru's felt awkward she's not use of this act but she will try to be okay. "Dad I already told you I am gay and Naruto is my boy friend and I love him."

Naru just slapped her forehead mentally. "This night will be the longest night of my life— and I am so dead!"

TBC

What do you think guys please review!!!! Part two of meet the parents will be next week so stay tune for more! Please review and hope you enjoy chapter 4!