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A/N: Yo People! Sorry for the very long wait but it's an all new chapter! Down to business. I want a review vote telling me whether or not to have Kakashi die in the next chapter, because as I was writing it I found a perfect opportunity for him to accidentally finish himself off. Although it would be kinda suicide, it would technically be Naruto killing him. And very painfully, I promise you. First vote in is the option I take! Also I reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyy need a beta. Please tell me if you are up to it.
But first, votes!
Temari: 1
Kurenai: 1
Shizune: 1
Anko: 1
Ino: 1
Cindy: Sorry but this is a non-yaoi story. I don't like Naruto Yaoi stories because they just seem a little impossible. Like Naruto suddenly forgets that he likes Sakura and pursues a relationship with Sasuke. Would Kishimoto ever make that happen?
NightShadow: Thanks! I wish I had enough time to make them longer. Would you rather have a really long chapter or a bunch of short ones? Your choice. I'll try to make them longer though!
Hermes Trismegistus: Sounds like someone has a grudge against Kakashi and Sakura. I think you're right about the hair. I just wish it could be long sometimes, and short the others. I replied to tell you my answers to other questions. Don't want to spoil the plot for other readers.
"Action Naruto lover": like I said before I love Naruto with long hair, but sometimes he needs it to be short. Plus, as "Hermes Trismegistus" pointed out, bad guys have long hair
Come on people I need reviews! Reviews!
I also need vooooooooooooooooooooooooootesssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On with the fic!
Legend:
'...thoughts or inner self...'
"...normal talk..."
'...Biju thoughts...'
"...Biju Speaking..."
Chapter Four: Great onslaught of the million shuriken!
As Naruto approached the training ground he had a nice idea. He had spent so much time hanging out with Sasuke that he had pretty much memorized Sasuke's behavioral patterns. Maybe he could freak them out by acting emo! Hell, maybe his hair style would freak Kakashi out! He did look a lot like Yondaime, Kakashi's old sensei, and Naruto's father.
'What do you think of it, baka-kitsune?'
"I think it will work as long as you keep the act believable, kit"
'Too easy. Watch and learn what a true actor does, Kyu.'
He observed Kakashi and Sakura sparring on the ground. Just as Kakashi was about to strike Sakura, Naruto jumped in between them and pushed them both apart. At first Kakashi didn't recognize Naruto, and believed it to be an enemy attack.
"Who are you and what are you doing here! If you don't answer me I will attack and tear you to shreds!" Kakashi called out confidently, while Sakura stood behind Kakashi shaking (A/N: this is before the time-skip so she's still a total wimp).
'Hey Kyuubi, need Ki now.'
"Sure thing, Kit."
And Naruto tapped into and released some of Kyuubi's terrifying and evil killing intent, effectively stopping Kakashi's cockiness.
Kakashi thought 'Holy shit! Wait…That Killing intent…could it be… the Kyuubi? But it would have to be…'
Kakashi's eyes widened as he realized that there was only one person it could be. "Naruto?!" He said incredulously. Sakura looked at him like he was crazy and looked back at the (very hot) man. It couldn't be Naruto…right? Her inner self said 'Damn that guy is hotter than Sasuke! If he is Naruto, feel bad for yourself! You betrayed the hottest guy in Konoha who just happened to have a crush on you. We gotta make a fan club for him! Shannaro (sp?)!'
At the same time both Sakura and Kakashi noticed the deep whisker-shaped birthmarks and gasped out loud. It was Naruto! But how could he look so different?
While all this was running through their head Naruto just smirked, though they didn't notice. It was time to put his plan into action.
Kakashi overcame his sudden fear – a fear caused by Naruto – enough to stutter "W-what are y-you doing here, d-demon brat!?" (Yeah, Naruto is pretty scary and awe-inspiring. He even has Kakashi stuttering) Naruto just smirked. Kakashi obviously feared him. What Kakashi failed to realize was that Naruto's power level was far below his. He was only focused on the killing intent from seconds ago, making him believe that Naruto was as powerful as an Akatsuki member. Naruto smirked again which only served to irritate Kakashi more. Then Naruto frowned and said one word.
"Hatake…" silence reigned for another minute before Naruto began to speak again. "I really have to thank you, Hatake Kakashi. Because of you I found this new power." He decided to coin something Sasuke had done in 'The Valley of The End'. He smirked rather evilly and gripped his hands "I don't feel like I'm going to lose." Kakashi immediately slipped into a fighting stance when he said that, making Naruto smile even more. Then his smile turned into a frown. "As much as I'd like to, though…I didn't come here to fight you. Either of you. I came here to ask you guys an honest question. Will you let me join Team Seven again?" (A/N: Naruto isn't really asking them that. Did you think he'd just forgive them? He's testing them!)
Kakashi was in a dilemma. If he let Naruto join team seven, his mission success rates would go up drastically (or so he believed), but then again Naruto was the demon fox. What kind of a man would he be if he changed his beliefs just to improve success rate? Not a very good man, but an ideal ninja, though Kakashi didn't realize it.
Kakashi nodded to himself and spoke up, trying to sound strong "Go fuck yourself!" soon after he realized what a lame comeback that was. To Kakashi's immense surprise Naruto just smirked and slipped into a taljutsu stance.
"I was really, really, hoping you would say that" Naruto jumped into the air and flipped over onto a branch, while Kakashi uncovered his Sharingan eye and Sakura just took the weakest and most flawed academy-taljutsu stance Naruto had ever seen. A second passed in silence…
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'Shuriken kage bunshin no jutsu!'
Using one of his new found jutsus, Naruto send hundreds upon hundreds of shuriken flying at Kakashi. Kakashi flipped backwards to avoid the barrage…Sakura wasn't so lucky. Although the shuriken weren't aimed at her, a few still clipped her side and she went down.
'Damn she's weak. For Kami's sake! Those weren't even aimed at her!
"Damn you, demon brat! You'll pay!"
Kakashi jumped down with a kunai, while Naruto did the same. The two met at the center both kunai pressed against each other by the very tip. Slowly Naruto took his right hand off his kunai and pressed a huge amount of strength into the left, forcing Kakashi to stay still. He smirked somewhat sadistically and said "we're not quite evenly matched, ne, Kakashi? I know more jutsu then you could ever hope to know in your life! And now I'll prove it!"
Naruto started to do one handed hand seals which Kakashi immediately recognized.
'Oh, Shit.'
'Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu!'
Just as Naruto gathered all his chakra to his mouth he felt…something. It was like a very distracting whining sound in the distance, tugging at the back of his consciousness. Kakashi recognized his moment of weakness and swiftly brought his knee up into Naruto's stomach, who flew backwards and landed on a branch, doubled over in pain. Naruto slowly stood up and took a moment to think.
'That strange whining noise totally destroyed my concentration. Damn, I need to finish this. I know I can't beat him yet, but honestly, I hoped I could at least wound him with all the jutsus I know. I'll have one more try with Gōkakyū and then its time for me to go.'
Naruto got right back onto his feet and prepared for combat again.
"That's the spirit kit! Show him whose boss!" Naruto could've sworn he heard the munching of popcorn in his mindscape.
'Shut up baka-fox! How the fuck did you get popcorn into my mindscape anyway?'
"I have my ways, kit." Said Kyuubi mysteriously.
Naruto was roughly brought back into reality by several very sharp looking things flying towards him. It would be easy to dodge them… too easy. Naruto used his advanced eyesight to check the shuriken and saw… strings.
'Tough luck, Kakashi. Sasuke used the same move against me. You know, his was probably better than yours.'
Something else occurred to Naruto. Kakashi wasn't amazing at fire jutsus, so why…? Then he noticed the camouflaged explosive note attached to the shuriken.
'Kakashi, you idiot. You may be tricky but you can't match the fox.'
Naruto decided to use another one of his new jutsus.
'Shippuu tentou!'
A huge hurricane whipped up in front of Naruto and not only blocked all the shuriken, but sent them back at Kakashi, explosive notes and all. Luckily for Kakashi the explosive notes didn't detonate when they were near him. He dodged every single one of them, or at least he thought so. Suddenly they all swerved towards him again. Kakashi's eyes widened in recognition.
'Kaze-dangan shuriken no jutsu!' thought Naruto.
Kakashi dodged back and forth, back and forth while the shuriken zeroed in. Naruto kept creating more and more using shuriken kage bunshin no jutsu. Finally Kakashi was in the center of the training ground, with a million shuriken hovering in the air around him.
'Its time for one of my own jutsus! I invented this one while I was training a week ago.'
Naruto brought both of his hands out in front of him like claws (AN: like Gaara using Sabaku Kyū). He waited. And waited and waited. And then…
'Fukahi yakushin no mirion shuriken no jutsu!'
Naruto clenched his fists (AN: Gaara using Sabaku Soso) and every single shuriken flew towards Kakashi at speeds unimaginable. Kakashi closed his eyes for the pain but… it never came. Instead when he opened his eyes all he could see was black. Then it hit him. Every single one of the million shuriken was circling him in a wide cylinder, and although it was hard to tell depth in the dark, Kakashi knew that the cylinder was slowly getting tighter.
Cliffhanger!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahhaha! Of course you know nothing really good will happen to Kakashi, but you know… it still counts as a cliffhanger…
Sorry, I know I suck at fight scenes. Just try not to flame too much!
Here are the translations:
Shuriken Kage Bunshin no jutsu: Shuriken Shadow Clone Technique
Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu: Fire release: Great Fireball Technique
Shippuu Tentou: Hurricane Counter
Kaze-dangan shuriken no jutsu: Wind-Shot Shuriken Technique
Fukahi yakushin no mirion shuriken no jutsu: Inescapable Onslaught of the Million Shuriken Technique
Thanks for reading! Again sorry for the wait! Was screwed up for anyone else? If you guys have any ideas for techniques Naruto should have, tell me. remember to vote for the Kakashi death thing!
Kagekitsune49, out.