FireFly

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Author's Note Please Read: SHORT chapter to amuse us with the other characters. This is a 'what's everyone else doing' chapter.

hiei telepath

kurama telepath

youko telepath

"talking"

'thinking'

+kagome telepath+

-Shikon telepath-

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Last Time:Kindness is the only service that will stand the storm of life and not wash out. It will wear well and be remembered long after the prism of politeness or the complexion of courtesy has faded away

"She is my sister, my family, my pack. You're lucky she likes you, you bastard, or I'd have killed you by now." With that Souta released the barrier and happily skipped downstairs after his sister.

Hiei frowned and sat back down on her bed. Her brother might be a problem, though not much of one. He obviously grew up from when he was in the Feudal Era, but that just showed how much he cared for the girl. InuYasha was overprotective to a fault, but seeing how he was now he had mellowed out a lot and learned how to act very well. He must have trained his powers as a very young child without Kagome's knowledge.

Why didn't the Shikon tell Kagome of her brother? Why was it openly teasing other males when her past love was right there within a new body? Did it not know? Or possibly it over looked him because, in this life, he was her brother?

Chapter 4: It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean

Koenma POV

It's hard being able to read dead men's minds. Bankotsu and Miroku, for example, were very loud thinkers that day. I mean, very loud. I had a huge headache by the end of the day!

It had been a couple hours now! Where the hell were they?! The images that ran through Bankotsu and Miroku's minds were not pleasant, to them at least. This was Kagome they were thinking about, and she was with that little emotionally stunted youkai right at this very moment! He could be doing this or that or... that.

The two men let out twin groans of frustration as Yusuke joked about Hiei finally having a girlfriend, causing the large red haired man, Kuwabara they now knew, to guffaw at the mere thought. They knew better, however. Kagome had a way with people, youkai in particular.

Miroku looked over to Sango only to see that she was smiling and cleaning her Hiraikotsu as if nothing important was happening, as if this were some simple battle they'd be going into. No, they were giving away their great great some odd grand daughter to be mated off to some youkai! Of course, he was glad Sesshoumaru would be there to approve of any youkai that approached the girl, but still it just felt so wrong!

Even now that dark side of the shikon could be partaking in the pleasures of the flesh with that hybrid! Miroku's face fell into his hands as he thought of it. He had to be wrong, please let him be wrong! Jankotsu began giggling causing both Miroku and Bankotsu to look his way.

"What is it Ja?" Bankotsu asked and Jankotsu grinned.

"Oh, just wondering how Kagome may be having hot sweaty sex with that cute little youkai that left with her..." Jankotsu said innocently, only to have Bankotsu throw a fist at him. Kurama lounged in the corner, amused at the situation for the moment. Youko may like the thought of taking the gay man up on his offer, but Shuuichi didn't at all. In fact the thought of it scared Shuuichi out of his mind. Jankotsu was known to torture beings for fun, especially the men he found attractive, and that was just talking about battles!

"Don't worry, Kagome wouldn't sleep with a youkai she barely knew, besides she knows him from when he was a child, practically adopted him for a while. Firefly, she called him. She wouldn't sleep with her own child, now would she?" Sango made a point. Bankotsu and Miroku calmed down a bit before Sango grinned almost wickedly.

"On the other hand, he does have all those traits she found attractive in InuYasha..." Sango added on, innocently tapping her chin and looking up as if in thought. "Even a bit of the ones she liked in Sesshoumaru, you know she did like watching that man. And the whole thing with him being as short as her rather than making her feel shorter than she already is...Yup maybe she is having a good time."

Miroku let out an anguished cry causing Sango, Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama to laugh. Bankotsu was near fuming with rage, and Jankotsu was looking at Sango in shock. Where was that innocent woman that he had fought against? He shrugged. No matter.

"You think they're using toys?" Sango added on and Jankotsu began rolling with laughter as the Spirit detectives blushed and Miroku and Bankotsu became red with anger. "Oh, oh! Kagome once told me of this thing in this time used to pleasure a woman, what was it called? A vibrator?" Sango said and grinned as the reaction to her thoughts became almost a visible aura in the air. "Ah, but sadly Kagome's too shy for that, even with that demon half of the Shikon."

Immediately Miroku and Bankotsu calmed and nodded their heads. Yes, thats right. Nothing was going on. Nothing at all.

I, Koenma, have always believed it was that bobbing of the heads that triggered it. Youko was suddenly out and in Jankotsu's lap.

"So, love, what other things do you think Kagome and that little firecracker are doing?" Youko asked and Jankostu squealed.

"Oh he absolutely must be using some of that elemental power of his to excite and entice her, you know how elementals are. They're good at it too! I wonder if he's into bondage, you know it's so much more fun when someone is being dominant." Jankotsu said, grinning as Youko hopped away from Bankotsu's Banryuu.

"Kagome wouldn't—She couldn't!" Bankotsu choked out and Miroku nodded his head.

"Of course not! My flesh and blood would never!"

"Says the man who asked every woman, including our great great some odd granddaughter, he met to bare his child?" Sango asked and Miroku paled. She was right! Oh no!

"It had to be the curse!" Miroku said, trying to find some way out of this one.

"Nope, you did it up until you married me, and only stopped then because you had me in bed waiting at night." Sango countered causing him to pale further.

"This is all your fault you stupid perverted grandpa!" Bankotsu yelled, pointing his halberd at the poor monk.

And this is how things went for the longest time. I could only sigh and bang my head on my desk, I found later I had an approval mark on my forehead, but no one even noticed as they squabbled and joked about the girl. Youko, of course, made a few sexual comments of his own and nearly got his ningen half killed a few times.

Shuuichi didn't like that too much, in fact he was in a full blown rage the last time, putting Youko in several layers of mental barriers so he didn't have to hear a word the fox had to say. It's funny that Youko had taught him how to do that in the first place.

I still remember begging, pleading, for Kagome to come back, virginity intact, for my own sanity.