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Princess Zoro's funeral was packed. All the seats, except for the ones in the front row were filled. They were empty because if the dead guy turns into a zombie you want to be as far away as possible when he goes looking for brains, obviously. Franky was there, and so was Robin the witch, and Chopper the doctor, and Brook the minstrel, and Vivi the princess, and a bunch of other people. Sanji wasn't there though. King Nami had thrown him to the Okamas.
The only people not crying were King Nami, who was bragging about her silky smooth hair, and Ace, who'd fallen asleep.
"Sorry we're late." Smoker, ruler of the neighboring kingdom had arrived along with his daughter Prince Tashigi. Nobody really liked them, but they had still been invited to the funeral. Because they were late, they had to sit at the very front. One thing before I continue, Tashigi's a klutz. As Tashigi approached the coffin she tripped. How would I know what she tripped over? Probably her own feet. She knocked over the coffin and landed on Princess Zoro. Their lips met and . . .
"GET THE HELL OFF ME!" Princess Zoro had woken up! Whether this was because the apple had been knocked out of his throat or he received "True Love's First Kiss" I don't know. Everyone was dumbfounded when Zoro yelled. For a few minutes they just sat there. Then they began to shout.
"OH MY ODA, ITS A ZOMBIE! RUN AWAY!"
"ZORO! YOU'RE ALIVE!"
"THE POISON APPLE WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL HIM, NOT PUT HIM IN A COMA FRANKY!"
"AWW, SUPPAH! TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL, EVEN DEATH ITSELF!"
"WHAT?"
"WAIT, KING NAMI POISONED ZORO? GET HER!"
"SHIT!"
So Shanks chased King Nami around waving his sword, and almost decapitating Ace (who was still asleep). They'd circled the funeral about three times before King Smoker grabbed them with his magical smoke powers. Yes, Smoker had magical smoke powers, now stop interrupting.
"Damn it stop! And would someone care to explain what the hell is going on!"
"She poisoned Zoro" Shanks said, pointing at Nami
"Why?"
" He has the softest hair in the kingdom! It's not fair, I'm a girl, I should have softer hair!"
"That's it?" Nami nodded.
"One solution then. HEY LUFFY!" the Quen perked up as he heard his name called "Your wife wants Zoro out of the kingdom, How about he marries my daughter and comes live in my kingdom?"
"WHAT?"
"Shishishishi, great idea Smokey!"
"I DON'T WANT TO MARRY HER!"
"I DON'T WANT TO MARRY HIM!"
"Too bad, you're getting married,"
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So, Prince Tashigi and Princess Zoro got married and lived in King Smoker's kingdom. Franky fixed Usopp, Sanji escaped the okamas in time for the wedding, Ace finally woke up, Nami finally had the silkiest smooth hair in the entire kingdom. Everyone lived happily ever after,
THE END,
A/N Finally done! Thank you to all the wonderful, wonderful people who reviewed, you guys put a huge smile on my face. I hope you liked the chapter, please review