You Showed Me
House came back the living room to all the girls laughing. "Are you guys talking about me?" House asked them.
"Yes," Cuddy said with a smile.
"Mom, are you embarrassing me?" House asked her.
"No," Blythe said. "I wasn't telling them any cute stories about you."
"We have only been here about 20 minutes," Natalie said. "I am sure she does not want to waste them all in one night." Blythe heard the stove timer go off.
"My brownies are ready," Blythe said as she got up from her chair. "Greg, why don't you go show the girls around the house?"
"But you just said that there is brownies," House said.
"You have to let them cool or you will burn your mouth," Blythe said as she want into the kitchen.
"Tour guide," Cuddy said. "Hop to it."
"Fine," House said. "I will show you around the house." House lifted up his shirt. "This is my rock hard stomach."
"Not that House," Cuddy said. "I've already got the tour of that."
"Eww," Natalie said.
"Fine," House said. "This is the living room. See where the carpet jumbles up right here? That is what caused me to trip, which lead to me hitting my head on the brick fireplace."
"Well, that already explains a little about why he is the way he is," Natalie said. House waved for them to keep following him. "This is the main hall. Whenever my parents would leave me home alone I would run up and down the hall just because I could."
"You were an odd kid," Cuddy said.
"I know," House said. House opened the first door in the all. "This is the din. It's basically my mom's reading room. I used to sit in her lap in that chair and she would read me stories."
"Ahhh," Cuddy and Natalie said together.
"Shut up," House said as they headed to the next door. "This is the guest room where Natalie will be sleeping. I vomited on the floor right next to that window once."
"It could have been worse," Natalie said. "He could have told us that someone got murdered there."
"My mom said that I was never allowed to speak of that," House said seriously as he walked to the next room. "This is my parent's room," House said pointing at a closed door. "No one is allowed to go in there but them. By now, I am afraid to look."
"I'll give you $20 to go in there," Cuddy said to Natalie.
"Only if you are not scared of falling into quicksand," House said.
"I'll do it when his father is not lurking around the corner somewhere," Natalie said. House then lead them to the last door in the hall.
"This is my room," House said. "My dad cleaned it out, so there is nothing of mine left in it. It's basically now another guest room." House, Cuddy, and Natalie went into the room.
"So this is where you used to jack off," Natalie said, receiving a shove from Cuddy.
"I used to do that in the bathroom to wash away all the evidence," House said.
"I am not hearing this conversation," Cuddy said.
"Like you were not doing something in your bedroom at night when you were growing up," Natalie said to Cuddy.
"I think you should tell us about it," House said to Cuddy. "Specific details."
"Brownies are ready!" Blythe called from down the hall.
"Sorry," Cuddy said. "Can't keep your mom waiting."
"That is a cop-out," House said as he followed Cuddy and Natalie out of the room. When they got back to the living room, Wilson was already in there talking with Blythe.
"Brownies!" House said as he held out his hands like a little kid. "Blythe handed him a plate with brownies on it.
"Control yourself fatty," Natalie said to him.
"House will be feeding his face all weekend, so be prepared," Wilson said to Natalie.
"Yeah," House said to Natalie with a mouthful of brownie.
"A mother loves to see their child enjoy the food that they cooked for them," Blythe said.
"That is good because House enjoys when other people cook for him," Cuddy said.
"If you two girls ever become mothers then you will understand how you actually like cooking for your kids," Blythe said.
"That means Wilson is going to make a great mother," House said.
"I suck at cooking so my kids are going to hate me," Natalie said.
"There will be other reasons besides the lack of cooking skill that will make them hate you," House said.
"As soon as your mother leaves the room, I am going to hit you," Natalie said.
"He is just teasing you," Blythe said. "On the cooking issue, I am sure that Lisa will help you She is a pretty good cook. If she ever had any kids, I am sure that her kid's bellies will always be full."
"Subtle hint mother," House said.
"You can't blame an old woman for trying," Blythe said. House and Cuddy gave each other a little smile, knowing that soon Blythe might be one of the happiest women in the world.