Act 1 Scene 3
(thrackan Sal Solo and Jabba the hutt enter)
Jabba: my master why are you so sad?
Thrackan: there are many things that cause my sadness so it is without limit
Jabba: you should really start listening to reason then you'd stop being so sad and dark
Thrackan: And after I listen to so called reason what's my reward?
Jabba: if not the end to this then a beginning for new meaning
Thrackan: you make me surprised at you for such a crazy man yourself- after crying over my deadly condition even my cousin Han solo didn't cry concerned yes but not cry! I can't hide away who I am I will be sad with reason and I won't laugh at anyone's dumb ass jokes I'll eat when I'm ready and not when it's convenient I'll sleep when I wish and won't rouse myself for nothing unless my cousin is dying which is very unlikely I'll laugh when I'm happy and won't flatter anyone or be flattered by anyone!
Jabba: sure but don't do it until the point where there is no danger what is the fun in that? For If remember correctly not very long ago you were the one who challenged your cousin Han in a duel you're lucky he forgave you. For you need to cautious to stay in Han's good graces. You must wait for the appropriate time to let loose
Thrackan: I'd rather be a corellian massive flower in a rose bush in my cousin's garden I'd rather have every soul hate me then to pretend to put on a show for people to like me it's indignant for a solo to do such things mind you I'm not a flattering holy man at least you could say I'm a honest villain. My dear cousin Han trusts me now? Trusts me as much as a master trusts a muzzled dog in public If the mouth I own was unrestrained I'd take all of my freedom and Bite Han so hard on the ass he would want to sit for a week I'd do what I pleased but until that day happens let me be who I am do not try to change me one bit!
Jabba: can you somehow use your dislike to your own advantage
Thrackan: I use it all the time t, who in the hell is that?
(Lando enters)
Jabba: what's going on Lando?
Lando: for I have come from a great feast where sir Bail is entertaining your cousin Thrackan and Garm. I can give you information upon the impending marriage
Thrackan: will this be an opportunity to make some sort of trouble? Who is this dumb ass that makes such a fuss over marriage?
Lando: your cousin solo's right hand man sir
Thrackan: who? That pretty boy Luke Skywalker?
Lando: that's the one sir
Thrackan: he's a fancy gentleman who's the lady he who has caught his eye and his heart?
Lando: Winter the daughter and heir to Bail organa sir
Thrackan: a lively young one how'd you learn of this?
Lando: who me sir? I was hired to air freshen all the rooms in Bails house as I was working on a very odorous room I saw Garm bel ilbis enter with Luke Skywalker they were in the middle of a strange but serious conversation I hid behind a lamp post hearing them agree that Garm would court Winter tonight and ask her to dance once he won her consent to marry he would give her to Luke.
Thrackan: Quickly men let's go to the great supper the people will be proud my mood has lightened it's too bad the cook doesn't think to like me she'd kill them all if she did. Should we go check out the house party then?
Lando: lead the way sir
(they all exit)
