Woah... Ya Definately Not My Room.

By Faded Silver Eyes

Off to Emalf!

DISCLAIMER:I do NOT own the Bishounen world, Songwind does. (All Hail!) Furthermore, I do NOT own any characters from any books, anime or movies that might appear in my fic. If I happen to have an idea someone else does and totally forget where it came from you're welcome to yell at me. JUST DON'T SUE! Please and Thank You!

Edit: I just edited my whole fic a little. Most of its still the same only minor details have been revised.

Ed's head hurt like a bitch as he came to. As time passed and he lay awake his headache subsided to make way for his usual senses. They told him he was laying on a very soft bed his normal hand gripped by someone. Slowly opening his eyes and squinting as the bright light filtering in from the window blinded him temporarily. When his eyes adjusted he looked around the hospital room with a familiar distaste. His wandering eyes finally rested on the person gripping his hand.

Asya looked worried even in her sleep her eyebrows drawn together and her eye lids flicked slightly. Her death grip on his not in the least loosened by her sleeping state. Her overcoat currently rested on the back of the chair along with her bandana and gloves. Her arms where covered in small scratches with the occasional bandage but he could see the gauze wrapped around her upper torso and right shoulder. Her head lay on the hospital bed hair in a disarray. He reached out with his free hand and brushed a few strands away. The contact seemed to calm her down and her eye lids flickered briefly before opening to make way for the silver orbs beneath. They stared at him for a moment before it seemed to register in her mind that she was indeed seeing what she was seeing and her eyes widened head shooting up as she quickly shot questions concerning his health at the startled blonde.

"Oh my god! Are you okay! Does it hurt anywhere! Do you want something to eat? Drink? Are..." Ed was sure she'd have gone on had he not clamped his hand over her mouth.

Giving her a grin he replied "I'm fine. Nope. Yes and yes. and not the nasty hospital food around here. Asya's eyes seemed to water for a second before she glomped him causing him to yelp and hit her over the head. "Watch it idiot!" he yelled at her causing her to jump off him and bow many times heading to the door repeating "Gomen" and "Sorry" over and over again. "I'll go get you something to eat! Don't go anywhere!" she called back hurrying down the hall. Ed sweat dropped Go where? amused he grinned slightly remembering the situation that'd gotten him here.

"NO! I won't ever leave a friend period! I'm not losing someone again! NEVER AGAIN!" she yelled her face blazing with the hot fiery anger and determination...

She'd nearly died trying to protect him. I thought Bishounen were supposed to protect their trainers. Some Bishounen I am. He closed his eyes and opened them with his mind set.

Asya came back quickly with a tray of food. She hurried over to the bed and put the tray on the small table attached to the bed. "Here you go!" she smiled cheerfully. "I didn't know what you liked so I got a bit of everything!" She said helping him sit up carefully.

Ed stared at the food before looking back at Asya. "Hey, do you remember the deal we made when you caught me?" he asked her his face blank. Asya stared back with a curious expression "Yes, Why?" Why does he want to talk about that? I haven't caught another Bish yet but I don't blame he got hurt really badly then and I couldn't do anything about it. She thought keeping her faced schooled in curiosity to keep how much that thought hurt hidden. Ed took a deep breath and looked away uncaringly. "Look, if you still want me after you catch another Bishounen, I think I'll stick around." he said flippantly though if one paid close enough attention they could tell he really didn't mind staying with the silver eyed trainer.

Asya looked on in a stupor long enough for Ed to look back at her wondering what had happened only to find a happily grinning girl. Said girl glomped onto him with a happy "YAY!" sending Ed onto his back.

"IDIOT DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO WATCH IT! WE'RE BOTH HURT AND I'M NOT A STUFFED ANIMAL YOU CAN'T JUST SQUEEZE THE HELL OUT OF! I NEED TO BREATHE!" He yelled at her hitting her over the head again sending her to the floor where she sat whining about meanies and nursing her poor bruised head. Ed, meanwhile, got back to his food.

"By the way how'd we get here and who was that trainer with the Naruto?" Ed paused to ask Asya. Asya got back into her chair with a smile. "That trainer brought us here after you passed out. Her name is Bree and she decided to travel with us for a while since we're headed in the same direction." Ed looked annoyed. "Great, another one to deal with." he muttered under his breath but Asya heard him and pouted in her chair. She stayed with him well into the night.

When Ed had fallen asleep again, Asya left the room to find Bree waiting by the door. "Hey Bree!" Asya greeted with a smile. Bree smiled back just as joyful while her Sama Naruto, who was the older version of Naruto from Shippuden, just crossed his arms. Walking side by side with Naruto a little behind, Asya filled Bree in on Ed's condition. "The doctor says he'll be well enough to leave in two days because of the fast healing rate of Bishounen, so we'll leave the morning of the third day. Hopefully not running into anymore snakes." Asya shuddered and mumbled something that suspiciously sounded like "stupid snakes, hate snakes." Bree laughed her brown eyes sparkling with amusement. Asya suddenly looked curious. "Hey, what other Bishounen do you have besides Naruto?"

Bree pushed open the hospital doors and walked out into the bustling streets with Asya and Naruto following. "Well, I have Kiba (Naruto), Syaoran (Tsubasa), Fuko and Recca (Flame of Recca)." she said counting them off on her fingers. "I haven't really caught any new ones, I've been taking care of the Yrros City Gym for a while now and I decided to hand it over to my younger siblings while I travel for a bit. Syaoran's my most resent catch." she explained going into the hotel room they'd gotten, close enough to the hospital so they could sleep comfortably and not worry about driving Ed insane.

"Eh? You're a Gym Leader?" Asya exclaimed stopping at the doorway. Bree laughed "Yup!" She flopped down on one of Queen beds following Naruto's example. "So what about you? What's your story?" Bree asked turning on her side to face Asya who'd taken off her overcoat and sat on the unoccupied bed. "Eh? My story?" Asya asked tilting her head to the side like a curious cat. Bree sighed dramatically "You know... like how you got here. What happened when you got here? Stuff like that." Bree explained as realization dawned on Asya's face.

"Ohhhh. Um, my friend forwarded her link to me and I ended up... somewhere... probably outside Epoc city. A blonde girl and her Kurama found me and took me to the orientation building though I don't know what happened to them cause I passed out after seeing her Kurama. Probably a mix of shock and the TS." Bree hissed at this knowing what it was due to being in the world for a good time. "After, I managed to catch Ed outside the City and we traveled over here but on our way to Emalf we found this metal tree in the road. Ed accidentally pushed a button of some kind that made it let off a noise that attracted those snakes and I guess... you know the rest." Asya finished with a smile having pulled her boots off during her story.

"Short story but then you haven't really been here long enough to actually have accumulated much of one. Sympathies to you however. The TS is a nasty thing to get. Looks like its passed though." Bree turned back onto her back keeping her head facing Asya. Her Naruto already sawing logs, very loudly. Asya lay down, hands behind her head, "Ya pretty much, I'm glad, TS is annoying." Asya scrunched her nose up at that last part. Bree just chuckled agreeing with a nod.

"Night Asya"

"Night Bree."

They exchanged before the lights went out.

The following days Asya spent with Ed from before he woke up to when he went to sleep. Usually they talked about random things and Ed explained a bit more about the Bishounen world to Asya. Sometimes they'd lapse into a comfortable silence in which Asya sat at the window sill like a Hiei (Yu Yu hakasho) and Ed would either nap or just think.

Bree and her Bishounen mostly spent their time leisurely, considering this a small vacation. On occasion Bree's Kiba would come either talk or have a small fight with Ed, which was always rewarded with a good thwap to the head by Asya. Ed healed quickly with no scars but because Asya healed at a normal rate her small but numerous cuts and fractured rib were not fully healed. All in all, the time for departure came relatively quickly for everyone.

The entrance to Eman fell behind them as an angered Ed chased after a scared pissless Kiba with Naruto right behind them and Bree and Asya trying to keep up. "ED! You dimwit stop! Stop! Helloooo!" Asya's voice seemed to go in one ear and out the other.

"KIBA YOU IDIOT STOP RUNNING AND GET YOUR SORRY ASS OVER HERE BEFORE I GET FUKO TO BEAT YOU TO A BLOODY PULP!" Bree's megaphone vocal cords however gave them a slight ringing in their ears. Poor Asya, who was closest to Bree had fallen over with swirly eyes. At least they'd stopped. Bree pulled Asya up, who was mumbling about banshees and being deaf, and pulled her up to the bishies.

A resounding THWAP caught Asya's attention and when they set off again at a moderate pace Kiba had a large smoking bump on his head. Ed, on the other hand, had a satisfied smirk happy that the mutt had gotten what her deserved. Naruto just shook his head at the group he'd gotten stuck with, though he couldn't help but snicker at Kiba's predicament.

The first day was relatively quiet with no sightings of any Bishounen. The little group didn't mind though. It was filled with minor squabbles between Kiba and Ed, which Bree's Fuko took care of quickly, and small talk between Asya, Bree and Bree's Syaoran. Her other Bishounen just walked along enjoying the forest scenery having missed it because of Bree's Gym Leadership.

The day after, though, brought with it an interesting turn about. An hour after they'd set off from camp Ed and Kiba got into yet another fight over Akamaru who'd bitten down on Ed's real leg. The ensuing carnage was to be remembered as Fuko lost her temper. Somewhere in between kicking Kiba into the air and flinging Ed at a tree they heard a yelp. A few seconds later they found it to be a Fai (Tsubasa), after he'd fallen out of the tree Ed had been flung into. Being closest to him Asya jumped and threw a Bish ball at him that hit dead on before he could recover from the fall. Silence passed over the group before Asya squeeled and began jumping up and down doing a little victory dance laughing. Meanwhile, Ed picked the ball up and handed it back to Asya who took it with a twirl that made Ed smile slightly. It wasn't often he got to see his trainer act so happy. "Why don't you let him out now, Asya?" Bree suggested as her and her bish came over to Asya. "Okie Dokie!" Asya tossed the ball into the air and called "Go bishounen!" There stood Fai looking immensely confused.

Asya nearly squeeled again but settled for bouncing on the balls of her feet. Bree was the first to glomp the poor guy. "OMG you got a FAI he's so cute!" She squeeled letting him go. "You're my trainer?" He asked Bree with a curious look. "Nope I am!" Asya hopped up to him happily giving him a much looser hug. "Hey! You cut off my air supply but he gets away with that!" Ed yelled at the giddy girl. Asya looked back at Ed and stuck her tongue out at him. "Nye. Don't worry I'm only restrained cause I'll break my ribs at this point if I try to glomp anyone." She explained as the group sweat dropped and Fai looked a little wary of the 5'2 ball of energy before hugging her back in his usual way. "Ano, what is the name of my new trainer?" he asked her with a smile. "Asya!" She replied also smiling.

"Wheet. Asya-chan is so kawaii!" he said making Asya blush. Ed, who watched the whole exchange, only rolled his eyes though inside he was happy for her and happy to have someone that could marginally help him protect his trainer. Bree was squealing her head off at the unfarity of Asya having such an awesome Bishounen, but then again she thought anyone who had a Bishounen she'd yet to catch was unfair. Her Bishounen were simply rolling their eyes at their trainer.

Asya squeaked, startled as her Dex beeped and vibrated in her pocket. Pulling it out to get Fai's information in.

"Beep beep...Name: Fai D. Flowright. Stage: San. Origin: Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles.

Nickname:?"

"None."

"No Nickname?"

"Yes."

The rest of the trip went quietly with conversing between the trainer's respective bishounen while the girls themselves had squealing small talk about which Bishounen were cutest, hottest, or simply best.

"Mirai Trunks (DBZ) hands down!" Bree squeeled.

"No way! Kuro-pon (Tsubasa) gets that title! He's sooo awesome!" Asya squeeled in return "Though Fai-san is much nicer!" she stuck her tongue out hands clasped under her chin. Bree laughed "Ya you're so lucky! I want a Fai! They're so nice!"

"Shame about the development of their next stage. Poor Fai." Asya sighed saddened a bit.

"Poor Fai.." Bree imitated too saddened by the thought.

"Anyway, what about Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin)..." Bree started again.

Ed sweat-dropped at the bipolar girl. This group was indeed a strange one. "Do you ever feel as if you're the only sane person in the world?" He questioned Naruto. "All the time." Naruto replied shaking his head in exasperation.

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