Chapter 3 - Flintstones and Japanese
Brian, Barbara and Stewie rematerialized in the next dimension. Their eyes widened as they looked around. Everything had a very 60s feel to it.
"Whoa, what's this place?" Stewie asked.
"Yeah, this universe looks weird", Brian said.
"It's very cheap and somehow lazy", Barbara said.
They turned to see their house looking a lot like the house from the Flintstones. Everything, down to the car was designed to look like the Flintstones.
"Yabba dabba hehehehe", they heard coming from inside.
Barbara, Stewie and Brian walked to the hole which was supposed to be the window and looked inside. There sat Peter on a stone couch dressed like Fred Flintstone. Lois came looking like Wilma.
"Rock Peter?" she said.
Out of nowhere they heard a laugh track like old television sitcoms.
"Yes, Rock Lois?" Peter asked.
"That was wonderful rock sex we had last rock night."
The laugh track laughed again.
"Yes, I enjoyed rocking you up the rock last night", Peter said
The laugh track laughed.
"I know", Lois said. "I'm glad you used that rock ring."
The laugh track laughed again which was really starting to get annoying.
"But we still always use a rock felactic", Peter said holding up a frog.
"I'm ribbeted for your pleasure", the frog said unhappy.
"What the rock?" Barbara said annoyed at the unfunny puns.
"Hey, guys", Stewie said. "Want to get the rock out of here?"
"Rock yeah", Brian said.
Stewie quickly pressed the button sending them to another dimension.
Brian, Barbara and Stewie landed in the new dimesion which was a vast improvement from the last one.
"Huh", Brian said looking around. "This looks like Spooner Street, only…something's not quite right."
Barbara looked around to see everything had a Japanese design to it. The houses looked like they were from Japan as well as the landscaping.
"According to the multiverse guide, this is a universe where the United States never dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima", Stewie explained. "So the Japanese just never quit!"
"Oh my god", Barbara said.
She, Brian and Stewie walked to the window and looked inside the house. Everyone was Japanese. Everyone had black hair and wore kimonos.
"Meg, you are ugly and dishonorable", Peter said in Japanese.
"I make obedience to Father's wish", Meg said bowing.
She took a knife and stabbed herself in the chest, falling to the floor dead.
"I fart now."
Peter got up and crouched over Meg's body and farted on her corpse.
"Now I laugh because he fart", Chris said laughing. "Now I done with laugh."
A Japanese Quagmire burst in through the door with no purpose other than to make a brief appearance.
"Hello," he said with a smile. "I like many sex. Goodbye."
With nothing else to add, he closed the door and left. Japanese Brian and Stewie came and bowed to each other.
"I no like you, but I like you!" Stewie said.
"I no like you, but I like you too!" Brian said.
Japanese Barbara came and started humping Brian.
"Me love you long time!" she said with a smile.
Japanese Lois came carrying a tray of food and sat it down in front of Peter, bowing.
"I honor your penis by bringing it food", she said.
"My penis was hungry two hour ago!" Peter said before punching Lois, giving her a black eye.
She got up and giggled as she walked away.
"That's twisted", Barbara said. "Who laughs after getting punched?"
"Well, I think I've seen enough", Brian said. "Let's get back to our universe."
"All right", Stewie said. "Off we go."
He pressed the button making them disappear in a flash.