YEA!!! SOMEONE REVIEWED! *sniffle* I'm so happy!
Anti: YES! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! We really do appreciate the reviews, and thanks for bringing the repeat mix up to our attention.
Authoress #1 g: It'll never happen again!
Authroess #2 s: *devious look* Or will it...
Authoress #1 g: SHU'UP!!!!! It's bad enough I messed up okay! Big deal!!!! Nuf said...
Anti: Okay...Well, my co-anchor won't be in this match today, seeing she, umm, had a little trouble with the medics.
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*A long time ago in a place somewhere far, FAR away...
Well, not really. Just a few minute ago and across the street.*
Chibi *bites one of the medics*: Nerds rope! Juicy fruit!! PEEPS!
Medic: AHH!!!! It hurts! Get it off!
*Other medics sedate her, falling flat on her face. When picked up again, lolly-gagging and eyes wide, she realized they were wearing white suits...Oh no...*
Chibi: Silly rabbit! Trix are for KIDS! KIDS!!!!! *bite the same guy in the arm again*
*That poor, poor rabbit...er, I mean medic...*
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Anti: Enough with flashbacks! Anyway, today's match, due to a request, is just Sephiroth! Sephiroth, Sephiroth, Sephiroth...*sighs and daydreams...mostly about having a Sephiroth plushie to huggle*
Authoress #1 G: Ahem...
Anti: Umm, anyway, today's match is against Sephiroth and all his wannabes, including Seymour Guado and Ansem!
Ansem *as all enter*: I shall crush you all by the power of darkness!
Sephiroth: Prepare to return with the planet!
Seymour *giggling*: You guys are silly!
Anti: ^_^' I'm not even going to say anything but 'What was Squaresoft eating when they came up with the semi-boss for ffx?'
Sephiroth: Lord no! This is what came after to resemble me? You have to be joking.
Ansem: Well, I'm not so bad am I?
Sephiroth *shrugging*: No, not you, just...IT!
Seymour *pulling out compact mirror and beginning to put on blush* Have to look good for my fans!
Ansem: I don't mean to be rude but...
Sephiroth: What fans?! And what crawled up your *beep*, clogged it and died to make you such a *beep* idiotic, wannabe *beep* CROSS DRESSER!
Authoress #1 g: I can think of something really cruel, but I don't want to offend the Wakka fans out there. *starts cracking up just thinking about it*
Seymour: Well, even if I do not have any fans, I need to be presentable to Lady Yuna!
Yuna: *looks at Seymour, then at Wakka, then back. Suddenly she gags and barfs in the background, Tidus tapping on her back for comfort.*
Ansem: Okay, maybe we should just beat him up now...
Sephiroth: Just beat him up? JUST beat him up?! Ah, no *beep* way! He's disgracing the very word of wannabe. I mean, he is also a model after you.
Ansem *dreading*: You're not serious...
Sephiroth: *nods soberly*
Ansem: THAT'S IT! NO MORE MR. POLITE, DARKNESS GUY!
Sephiroth *sweatdrop*: I'll just leave it to you then.
Ansem: COME GUARDIAN! *giant guardian of darkness forms, about ready to glomp Seymour*
Seymour *just after putting on hot pink lipstick on*: Oh poo... *Is glomped by guardian and imbedded into the ground*
Auron: QUICK, YUNA! Send him so he doesn't come back again!
Yuna: Yes, alright! I shall send mEaster Syemour to-
Seymour *giggles, getting back up*: Too late!
Ansem: *Beep* it! *Glomps him over and over and over again until there's nothing left but a bunch of mashed particles, where Yuna finally sends him into Otherworld*
Ansem: Finally. He just wouldn't die.
Sephiroth: And now you will! *slashes Ansem with masamune; but Ansem reforms like he hadn't been hit.*
Ansem: HA! I can only be destroyed by the light!
Sephiroth: Thanks for the tip...*Casts Super Nova on the guy and eventually after that SUPER LONG ATTACK, Ansem's gone*
Anti: YEA! Sephy wins!!!! *jumps and tackles Sephiroth, huggling him until the point where he's choking.*
Sephiroth: My...name...is...SEPHIROTH! *pulls her off and runs off while Anti chased after him. Stops at sales shop, takes Sephy plushie and throws it at her.* HERE TAKE IT! Just go away!
Anti: *huggles plushie*
Authoress #1 g: Well...I guess this proves why it's pg-13 in some perspectives. One, the bleeps, two, the Sephy abuse.
Sephiroth: My name is Sephiroth! SEPHIROTH!!!!
Authoress #2 s: Anyway, please review and say what she should do next! Remember, YOU are the ones who control this story!
Authoress #1 g: You know that was really cheesy.
Authoress #2 s: I know...But it's still true! Please review and suggest who should be beaten up next!