Super-happy-nudist-supernatural-finn-adventure time-fun time!
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon and BarnesandNoble.
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Everyone briefly took a look at the newcomer...before immediately getting bored and moving on- in a land like OOO, a man with no face, a business suite and long slender arms barely registered a 1 on the weird-scale -Except Jake who when he heard 'Card wars' was immediately hooked.
"Prepared to get spanked!" Shouted Jake as he brought out his deck. Lady Rainicorn saw this and groaned, she HATED it when her boyfriend got like this.
The newcomer smiled at her, "No need to look sad mam, hey just cause I like you. How about I give your boyfriend a free gift right off the bat?"
"Ah, cool beans! Thanks buddy!" Shouts Jake enthusiastically. The newcomer pulls out a roulette wheel marked with various gifts and gives it a spin...no one sees a tendril of his magic 'tweaking' it as it spun.
Finally it landed on LOVERS HEART'S DESIRE. Jake chuckled, "Sweet! Early anniversary present for my lady! So what you got; candy? Flowers? hair straightener?"
The newcomer laughed, "Oh...I think we can do better then that!" To everyone's shock, he ZAPPED Rainicorn! "DUDE, WHAT THE BALLS!?" Shouted Jake, Finn and PB- who'd been trying to sneak back up to her lab unnoticed, but immediately abandoned it when she saw her friend zapped -all at once.
The newcomer held up his hands, "Relax friends, she's fine...BETTER then fine really." PB scanned Rainicorn, indeed she was fine...in fact.
"She's pregnant?!" She exclaims shocked.
The newcomer nodded, "Indeed, congratulations sir! Your a dad!"
Naturally, while Jake was shocked...everyone rushed up to get their own wishes fulfilled. The newcomer laughed, "Sorry folks, it's still Jake's turn...maybe afterwards?"
Everyone groaned, but allowed it to be. PB stayed...she was concerned over this newcomers strange powers and decide to stay and observe...
As Jake recovered... "So, the rules are simple...you win, you get another reward from the wheel. I win...I get prize from you. Sound fair?"
"Seeing how I'm going to whoop your butt regardless, I don't see a problem You got a deal!" Mocks Jake.
The newcomer (somehow)smirked, "Good to hear."
Jake laughed, "You asked for it man! Ain't nothing on this whole wide planet that can defeat the almighty CORN LEGION!"
...5 seconds later...
"I floop the pig." Said the newcomer. "NOOOOOO!" Screamed Jake as he immediately lost everything. The Newcomer chuckled, "I just want you to know Jake...I really do like you as a character...but i want to do something different here...and that requires some drastic divergences to cannon."
A sulking Jake looked up to him, "Dude, what are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about taking my prize-
SQUICK!
-And I think I'll take your life!"
Shouts the newcomer as he rips out Jake's heart, shows it to him...an takes a bit out of it...puts salt on it...then puts it on a stick...then keeps eating it...
"JAKE!" Screams everyone as he falls down dead...
The newcomer turns to Finn, "Alright boy, your turn. But new game, You win I give you prize- perhaps your brother alive and well? If I win, you die. Neither of us are allowed to stop challenge when started. Do we have a deal?"
"YES!" Shouts Finn before PB can stop him. "Finn, wait! We know nothing about- But Finn was already rushing at him.
The newcomer laughed, "Excellent! Me v.s. you! Slenderman v.s. Finn! all you have to do is get my- pauses to take a sip of tea - get my teacup away from me and you win! But to show you I'm a sport...FREE PRIZE!"
He shouts as he tosses Finn an odd looking lump of look...with a picture of a dragon on it, Finn catches it...and it merges with his skin...and sets him on fire!
"GAH! I'm on fire!...and...not in pain?" After some experimentation, Finn realized he could 'flame on' and 'flame off' whenever he wanted.
Slenderman nodded, "Good good, that'll be useful later...but not NOW!" he laughs as the challenge begins.
"Says you! Time to heat hings up!" Shouts Finn as he throws fire at him...which Slenderman uses to roast weenies unharmed. Finn throws more fire...and slenderman has smores.
"Keep at it! I want pizza next!" Mocks slenderman.
Finn glares, "Yeah, laugh it up! I can do this all night!"
Slenderman chuckled, "Are you sure about that?"
CRASH!
"AAHHH! ZOMBIES!" Both PB and Finn paled, they got so caught up in Jake's death...they forgot about the zombies!...and now they were swarming the palace! Candy were exploding or getting eaten right and left!
"Don't worry peeps! I'm coming!" shouts Finn as he runs toward them-
WHACK!
Only to run face-first into an invisible wall! "Wha-what is this!?" Shouts Finn as he tires- and fails to save the Candy people.
Slenderman laughed, "I told you...neither of us can stop the challenge once it begins...and that includes saving others!"
Finn snarled, and ran to attack once more...
while a bored Slenderman just yawned and drank his tea...
While all around them...a Kingdom fell to pieces...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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