Thought I forgot ya eh?
Well I didn't I've just been doing junk but I'm back.
So here's Unexpected Surprise this ones more vilonet.
I don't own anything only myself and my brother and cat so enjoy.
Please review.
"Hello?"
"Huh?" I said opeing one eye. "Hey did you guys hear that?" I asked. ZIM, Squee, and Jack were looking around the room for whoeber spoke. Johnny wasn't paying the slightest bit of attention to any of us, transgixed, by balancing his knife blade up with finger tips. He simplied ignored the rest of us. I sat up and looked around the Living room. "Come on boys help me look." I said tying my shoe laces. ZIM growled at me. "Why should the Almighty ZIM assist you?" ZIM hissed. "Cause if you don't I might be tempted to shove a axe up your ass." I hissed back darkly. ZIM muttered curses under his breath and stood up off the couch. I looked around the dining room; while ZIM, Jack, and Squeesearched the kitchen and basement entrance. I heard a door open and shut I turned on my heels and saw that Johnny went out the front door ou to the front porch. I shrugged and walked back into the living room. Dib was now lying on his back almost like he was sitting up but he had Sharpie marker all over his face. Done by ZIM, Gaz, GIR, and Jack. Hey you get bored easily after waiting ten minutes. (AN I don't get bored easily but Jack does.)
"Hello?"
I turned to the hallway. I walked into the hall. "Anyone here?" I asked. I saw the spare room door creak open, and a figure walked out. "Who are you?" I asked raising a eyebrow. The figure walked over to where I could see. She had purple hair liike Gaz but they were in pigtails, she was a foot taller than me, and had green eyes. "Devi?" I asked. "Yes that's my name. But how do you know that?" She asked. "I know alot of things. I'll explain later. Follow me." I said turnig from her. I lead her back to the Living Room. "Guys you can stop looking I found out who it was." I called to the walked back in boredly. Jack and Squee went straight for the bottom stairwell to play with Jack's toys. "Go sit on the couch and I'll be right back." I told Devi and pointed to the couch. I walked into the kitchen to grab a drink. "Let's see so that's ZIM, Dib, GAz, GIR, Squee, Devi, Joh- HOLY SHIT I FORGOT NNY WAS HERE! OH FUCK IF DEVI SEES HIM SHE'LL-"
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"SHIT!" I said aloud and bolted for the living room. But when I got there Johnny was on the ground covering his eyes with his hands hissing. "Damn it Devi!" He growled. I looked at Devi. She was glaring at Nny with a can of pepper spray in her hands. No doubt he had came back in, she saw him and freaked. Devi moved closer towards him.
I jumped in and crossed my hands together in the form of a X. "Whoa Whoa Devi calm down!" I spat trying to keep the angry women away from the wounded maniac. "Calm down? Calm down! What the fuck is he doing here?" She growled pointing to Johnny. "That's kind of a messed up story." I said through slightly clenched teeth. "Messed up? You wanna know what's messed up, going on a date with somebody and nearly getting stabbed to death when your about to kiss them!" She growled. I grew more aggravated when she told of the "Immortalizing the Moment" thing. "That was 5 issues ago get over it!" I hollered tossing my arms down in frustration. "What? You know what fuck this I'm out of here!" Devi growled turning to leave through the front door.
Only Jack was standing between her and the door with his arms out. "Sorry Ms. Devi. But you guys can't leave." Jack said. "Why not?" She asked a bit calmer and way confused then before. "Because- JACK THE KEYS!" I shouted. Jack tossed me my house keys over Devi and to me. I caught them easily and popped them into my mouth. "Give them to me." Devi ordered. I glared at her. "You want em? You have to beat me for them and I've already beaten Gaz." I growled. "IT WAS A FUCKING TIE!" Gaz screamed at me. I gave her the dead eye to shut her up then turned to Devi. "Look calm down and I'll explain everything." I said with a sigh. Devi raised a eyebrow at me then sighed. "Fine." She said annoyed. "But keep HIM away from me!" She growled pointing to Nny who was slowly staggering to his feet. "Deal." I said plainly I said spitting my house keys out of my mouth.
I pocketed my keys then turned to Nny. "Jack get me some water and paper towels." I ordered slightly. Jack nodded and hurried to the kitchen. I kneeled down to Nny and helped him sit up some. "Okay Johnny can you open your eyes at all?" I asked. "Somewhat but it's really hazy and blurry." Nny said in a small hiss. Jack walked back in with a bottle water and some papertowels. "Thanks buddy I can take it from here." I shooed him away nicely. (AN well as nice as I could be.) "Johnny look up at the ceiling for me. Now I know you hate human contact but just bear with me I'm trying to help you." I said cooly. Johnny frowned but looked up at the ceiling like I asked. I opened the bottled water and carefully laid my middle finger over Nny's eyebrow and under his black eye lid. "Ok this gonna help your eyes but you have to trust me and NOT stick knives up every orfice of my body." I said empyazing the word not. I poured some of the water into Nny's eye. He closed his eye tight for a sec. "Ok next." I said moving over tithe right side of Johnny. I had to sort of pry open Nny's eye open with my fingers since that one seemed to of gotten the most of the pepper spray. I poured some more water in and it seemed to work. Johnny hissed slightly laying his thumb and forefinger on his temples. "What the hells that suppose to do?" Johnny asked. "It's suppose to moisturize your eyes. When pepper spray hits your eyes it burns and sucks in moisture depending on the type. So this cleans it out and fixes them." I said. Johnny wiped his eyes with the paper towels. "But your probably gonna be red for a while." I said and stood up. Johnny did to rubbing his now slightly red eye. He sat on the stairs like before; staying far away from Devi as he possibly could.
"Okay before I explain anything I'm gonna have to confiscate all your weapons, metal or pepper based, and I do mean all." I said sticking my hand palm up at Nny. Johnny growled slightly but handed over 8 knives in all. One pair being his infamous Smily faced knives. I placed the knives in my vest pocket. (AN I changed outfits after the fight with Gaz but forgot to add it, now I'm wearing a dark blue tank top, black trenchcoat like vest, black jeans, and my Airwalks. Just saying.) I turned to death. "You too." I said showing her my palm. She sighed and pulled out 6 cans of pepper spray, a handgun that was unloaded, and 2 tasers. "Jesus Christ it's a wonder people don't think your a fucking cop." I said as I pocket the weapons. "Okay any questions?" I asked. "Yea where the hell are we?" Dib asked.(AN Sadly he woke up when Devi sprayed Nny.) "Your on a small spinning planet called Earth. Mr. Men in Black." I said with sarcasm dripping from my mouth like saliva. Dib frowned and crossed his arms. "Seriously. Where are we? This isn't the Earth we know." Dib said getting irritated. "That's kinda hard to explain." I said rubbing the back of my neck. "Well... None of you guys are suppose to... Well exists." I said uneasy. "What the hell do you mean we don't exist? Were here aren't we?" Nny asked resting his head in a hand and placing his elbow on his knee. "That's the hard part wait here a sec." I said. Jack looked at everyone as I left for my room. "Ok ZIM and you guys go here. Mr.C you guys go to the couch." Jack said as I entered my room. I grabbed my JtHM hardcover book, Squee book, and I Feel Sick off my chair in my room where I kept my books. "This is gonna be a pain in my ass. I just hope they don't freak or worse..." I said taking my books and walked out of my bedroom.
Again srry for not posting sooner hoped you enjoyed it and please review.