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Chapter #4
Ichigo and Ishidia were merrily strawling along the park.

The park suddenly transformed into a dungeon of pure life imperilment! Chains clanked as they fell down from the ceiling and encircled Ichigo. He was now totally trapped and could not escape the bonds.

Ishida said something in a language.
"Stop babbling," said the other character. "These chains are tightening around my body, I am unable to excape!"

A thought stirred in the mind of Ishida, then something else stirred somewhere else. He had his trousers about his ankles faster than a greased torpedo can shatter a German sub. "It's time to bend it like Beckham! Just call me Captain Hook!"
Ichigo's eyes widened, and then they fell out of his sockets. Ishida put them inn his mouth and used Ichigo's optic nerve as dental floss.
"You cannot grasp the true form of Ichigo's pleasure!" said Ichigo with a hint of lemon zest, in his hand.

"What is this i don't even" said Ishida.

The dungeon held even more instruments of torture, but a happy sort of pain that makes you smile widely, very widely. Ouch.
At this point, Henry's driver and fireman died of pure shame.

in the torture chamber there were butt plugs, dildos, rusty kettle, vibrator, pancake, bondage cakes. Although, I disagree.
"close your eyes and open your mouth ichigo." Ishida yelled waggling his McMuffin at ichigo! You may now have an overwhemling need to go to McDonaaa
he gentely forced his willy into ichigos ear, because ichigo didnt open his mouth fast enough.

Ichigo thought, "Wow, the sounds of pleasure I am feeling, they are truly inexplicably PAINFUL."
Ishida said, "Your ears are too small, this sads me."

So they had to deliberate. What would they do? They decided to get out a measuring tape and some protractors to decide what the best angle to approach this would be.
ishida grabbed the tube of ichigo flavoured lubricant from the shelf of many flavoured lubricants and poured it over his impressive girth. You cant ignore the size of his girth.
However, they still could not rush into this. They decideded to get a piece of string and a ruler to measure the circumference of the girth. They repeated the measurement three times and took an average. They calculated the percentage error. It was +/- 2%. They slowly plotted a graph of circumcision against time. They then drew a line of best fit, however Ichigo drew his wrongly, due to being in chains, and blind, and ended up with an exponential each receieved three marks, as Ichigo recieved a disibility allowance bonus.

After all this sexy hardcore physics, they were both megaly erect again and ready to "complete the rest of the exam paper." They were both aiming for A*s, if you know what I mean.

So it has begun.

Ishida, once again, slathered his pink bazooka in Strawberry flavoured lubricant and stuck his fingers up Ichigos bottom hole.
"Ohhh." Ichigo said, "I love your sexy Quincy fingers."

Then a mysterious, interdimensional message appeared from the aether. It read: Do sit down Curtis, for the good of humanity. B'BERGBERG!

"OH GOOD," Ishida whispered. he then pranced behind ichigo and slid his weapon of mass destruction into Ichigos black hole. It turned red and his watch slowed down in the same way that a person slows down when his legs are cut off. It was suspended on the rim of his rim, or the 'event horizon' if you will.

ishida stayed on target and fired his lazer beam of pleasure deep in to ichigo.
"I totally dig your massive laser beam," moaned Ichigo. "Please, laser me more, baby!"
Ishida said, "Okay, I'll laser you all night long, as a cat scratches post. i do love strawberrys covered in cream. makes me want to bite them."
"I AM SO NAKED I CANT STAND IT" Ichigo muttered.

"take it Ichigo. Take it." Ishida yelled spanking Ichigo with a whip. "TAKE IT."
"Okay, I'm sorre, I'll take it all you want bambi," Ichigo sacrificed.
Ishida rolled over his rolling pin and started to thwack him mercilessly with the strength of an old Italian kitchen baker.

Vicky said, "Take it off me!"
"No, im sorry, i dont casually enjoy vaginas and breasticles." Ishida mentioned to Vicky, who began to weep loudly and then she teleported. nan dan dan e wa

Ishida then spunked into Ichigos mouth and then was throughally disgusted when Ichigo spat it back into Ishida mouth.
"SNOOOWBALLLED!" winked Ichigo, without any eyes. His optic nerves jiggled.