Title: Class of Love

Book: After Highlander Hellcat

Pairings: Issy/Tristan, Sasha/Garth, Vivien/Levi, Leslie/Danny

Rating: T

"Alright Gentlemen. Welcome to Tristan's Day of Love Class. I'm Tristan and I will be your mentor for the day. Can anyone in here tell me why you're here today? Danny Boy, your hand is up."

"It's because we barely know what to do with our girlfriends for Valentine's Day."

"Spot on! You all will learn the generic way to your ladies' heart, and then you shall modify it to make it special for her."

"Sasha likes candy, can't I just get her more candy?"

"On most days Garth I would say yes, but NO! It is the Day of Love! Given you must show her how special she is everyday, but today is when we drive it into OTHER men, that this one MINE! YOU STAY AWAY!"

"YES! No one shall gaze upon my Queen of the Sea! I shall toss them IF they even try."

"Mr. Levi, I think it's more figurative, and Mr. Tristan means show it by buying and displaying your affections…."

"Danny Boy, thank you for your observation and interpretation of my lesson. Allow me to add on to that. Do what Danny says, but beat the shit out of the men who want to test the boundaries."

"I can do that."

"I already started doing that."

"Oh dear…"

"What a great lesson, now get out of my truck and put your lessons to use."

"But, I don't think I learned anything."

"Get out there Danny Boy! Just follow Levi and Garth, they know what to do."

A small whimper could be heard as Danny was dragged away by the two demons, and Tristan smiled fondly at his Proteges of Love.

After Valentine's Day

"OKIE DOKIE LADIES! We have gathered here today, to discuss what our men did for us yesterday. I wanna start. So Tristan took me to Build-a-Bear. I made a chocolate teddy and it has a heart on it's chest and blue/gold eyes. His name is Trust, he is 6ft tall, and sits in mine and Tristan's bedroom."

"That's nothing. Garfield made me a Giant Candy Kitty, and he tried to make me a candy lab set. It didn't turn out so well, but I love it anyways."

"Danny took me to the aquarium, I've never been before. And he gave me some chocolate hearts…"

"Well. Levi took me cliff diving, then we liberated a pod of dolphins from SeaWorld. We finished the night with dinner in a secluded underwater cave. Bet that."

A chuckle sounded from the door.

"Derek and I went to the remains of the Village of my time as Cinna, and we redid our original vows. Nothing beats a century old love. My man didn't need no help from Tristan. He already got it."

"Wait. What do you mean 'help from Tristan'. When did this happen?"

"Issy dear, Tristan gave ya'll men help on what to do this year. The boys invited Derek too, but he already had his plans."

It was at that moment that everyone realized, that Tristan Savant is the smoothest of the smooth and he needed to be thanked for the awesome days they had.

"My baby is smooth." Issy giggled.