Hi again. The beginning of the chapter - what with the little bit of narration - was only a small part of mine and Drew's conversation. Even though I was the one who came up with it...
Chapter IV: Tailmon's Monly Tales
In a Dark Hangar with Actors around
Narrator: We begin this chapter as Py is so lazy and consumed with loads of homework, that he hands the second lines over to Drew to write. He also urges Drew (does he?) to change the title if it does not meet Drew's standards. Or if he just feels so compelled to do so...
DigiDrew: Hm, lemme see – nope! I guess I think the title's okay. I only hope PY687 and I don't stray off of the topic (chapter name) too much. (prays)
Director Derek: What, praying? Who needs that when you're got rabbits' feet?
At a Japanese Park
(Drew and Py come riding in on a two-seater bicycle)
Py: Drew, why don't you help me out a little here! I'm pedaling for both of us!
Drew: No can do, Py. I don't have legs, remember?
Py: But I thought you claimed that you had seventeen legs at one time!
Drew: Yeah, right. Well, about that...hey, look out!
(bike swerves around kissing couple)
Drew: Ew, that's just disgusting…and out in the public, too?
Py: Pfft, you're just not the romantic type! And anyways, use your hands to help me if possible, moron!
Drew (in German Accent): Ah! How dare you suggest such a vulgar activity to a famous Numemon like Drew! He will, from now on, not speak to such a disgusting man until he wishes to. (waves Py away)
Py: I'm a woman!
(Drew is flabbergasted like so: O.O)
Py: No, I just say that for a few laughs. Seems like it has no effect on you though...
Drew: (German accent) And you expected it to on the Great Drew? How dare-
Old Gatomon: 'Scuse me, gentlemen!
Py: Ah! stops pedaling, bicycle flips over
Gatomon: Do you happen to have a degree in foot massaging?
Drew (in German Accent): Eh, not me – but this vulgar human does.
Py: What? No, I don't–
Gatomon: Oh! Do you? Why thank you, sonny! (pulls Py off bike before he can finish)
Py: begins to rub the old Gatomon's feet I'll get you for this, Drew!
Drew (in German Accent): cackles insanely Oh, but I am not Drew! I am really Blitz Shenanigan in disguise! Muahahaha!
Py: Oh my gosh! What did you do to Drew?
Blitz Shenanigan (in German Accent): I'm not telling "yew!"
On Uncharted Island
Tyrannomon: Pull my finger.
Drew: No, you pull mine!
Tyrannomon: You don't even have a finger!
Drew: Good point. Maybe I should jump off like you last victim– I mean, friend. Hehe…
Tyrannomon: Why you stinking cur…!
Drew: My, look at the time! I gotta leave for...er, practice on my... flute. Yup, that's right.
(Drew swims away, leaving Tyrannomon, who somehow just disappears. In fact, everything stops, because there is something wrong with the space-time continuum.)
Drew: What nonsense is this? In fact, who is the one who started all of this impersonation?
Py: Hm, guess – probably someone whose name starts with a "p."
Drew: Ach, I can't even get a straight answer! Someone with a "p…" Well, whatever. How're we gonna fix this mess?
Blitz Shenanigan: Hah, both of you have fallen in my trap! You shall perish in this land!
(Blitz teleports away, leaving Drew and Py at the Royal Knights' Base)
Py: Hey, this looks familiar...look, there we are!
Drew: (gasp) We're saving your Digimon all over again!
Py: Yeah, from the last story. Um, I mean last month.
Narrator: Py did not mess up; did you readers hear? Now, continue with the story.
Drew: So, right. Maybe we have to somehow help ourselves, without the old us seeing us! Or something like that...
Py: Why'd you think that?
Drew: Shows're always like that! Especially overrated ones.
Drew: So, we went back in time?
Py: Looks that way...
Omnimon: Not you again! I thought I beat you guys up just a little while ago!
Drew: Um, those were our twins...Crew and Wy...
Omnimon: Oh, my bad...
(Omnimon walks off, leaving them to their own business)
Py: Next time, let me come up with the names... But wait, this story has taken a turn for the worst. The chapter name doesn't even match the plot!
Drew: Then let's go back in time and fix what we did...
Narrator: The story pauses here, as the two authors flip through their pages of notes and find the perfect spot...
A few Hours ago
Blitz: No can do, Py. No legs, remember?
Past Py: Didn't you say you- whoa, who're they?
(Py and Drew walk out, not knowing Py's past seeing them)
Drew: Ah, cripes! Why did the two authors have to do this? Now the space-time continuum will be out of control.
Present Py: But there's usually a limited time before that, so the heroes can undo a single mistake...
Drew: What! Stupid author PY687!
Blitz: Get out of here! You're ruining my evil scheme!
Past Py: W-what?!
Blitz: Erm...I mean, get out of here...you're ruining...um...my...totally non-evil scheme!
Drew: Come on, Py, we've gotta go find that Gatomon!
Past Py and Present Py: Coming!
Drew: Not you, other Py! Come on, Py!
Past Py: Why am I 'other Py'?! I was here first!
Present Py: We're the same person, ding dong!
Past Py: Ding dong? But if I'm you, then...?
Present Py: Oh...! Whoopsie daisies.
Drew: No time! Come! Blitz Shenanigan will soon be able to teleport the past Py...
Past Py: Who's Blitz- ah! (teleported away)
Blitz: Ah ha! And now, to get rid of you two, become a fake Royal Knight, betray them, and take over the Digital World! Muaha- (coughs, wheezes) -ha ha!
Drew and Present Py: (glance at each other) We're doomed.
(Blitz teleports away, leaving a swirl of dust to suffocate our heroes)
Py: (coughs) Eh, I can't believe it! If the guy's gonna be a villain, can't he at least be a neat one? Ew…
Drew: I dunno, maybe it's not in their rulebook that they received at school.
Py: What rulebook? Oh, you mean this one? (shows Drew a rulebook on villainy)
Drew: (nods vigorously) Yep, I think that's the one Blitz dropped! Clumsy ol' guy…just leave it at a nearby police station, so he can claim it again later.
(the duo leave for one, and meet outside of the station afterwards)