I proudly present you . . ." Sunblaze begins. She waits a moment, then purrs, "Moonblaze!"

The black-and-white hostess pads on stage. The audience claps for her. "Thank you, thank you very much, Sunblaze!" Moonblaze meows kindly to her sister. She turns back to the crowd. "Now welcome to everyone's favorite show: Warriors Funniest Videos! We've finally come to a winner!"

"Yes! Thanks for voting! Every vote counts!" Captain Obvious purrs as he pads on stage.

"I proudly present you . . ." Copycat comes on stage and puffs out his chest. "Me!"

The audience hoots and whistles at him, making him purr.

Sunblaze rolls her eyes. "All right, now let's get back to the winner," she growls, giving Copycat the evil eye.

"All right, now let's get back to cheering for me!" Copycat mimics her, waving his tail in pride.

"Oh, shut up!" Sunblaze hisses, padding toward her sister.

"Okay, now . . . getting on with the show!" Moonblaze proclaims. She grabs an envelope with the words inscribed on it: Winner. "Please come on stage: Thornclaw and Brightheart, Millie, Dustpelt, and Tawnypelt."

As they pad on stage, the audience cheers their names.

"Before we announce the winner, let's see again what they could win!" Captain Obvious meows.

"How great is YOUR video? If it is AWESOME, AMAZING, or SPECTACULAR, then you could win the newest Warriors movie, complete with special features of behind the scenes with your favorite stars! Also, you get a pre-paid trip to visit ALL the Erins! You can tell them your own ideas for the series! Send in your videos now!" the recorded robotic she-cat says enthusiastically.

"First off, you'll all win a copy of Hollyleaf's Book of Reason, as advertised the following commercial!" Sunblaze purrs.

~Commercial Ad begins:

"Would you like to know how the Warrior Code works? Or how to WIN a battle? Or even how to impress your Clanmates?" recorded tom asks, sounding TOTALLY passionate.

"Then YOU should buy Hollyleaf's Book of Reason! It explains everything Warriors from A to Z!" a she-cat says brightly.

"Call 1-800-REASONS to get your book now or go to w-w-w dot I want reasons dot com!" a small kit's voice purrs.

~Commercial Ad Ends. ~

Sunblaze starts handing out each of them copies of Hollyleaf's Book of Reason.

"Hey!" Dustpelt hisses. "My book says that the information expired at Sunrise, 2010! What the Dark Forest is up with that?"

"Well," Moonblaze sighs. "She published it the afternoon of the Gathering where she told the truth to all the Clans."

"I suppose that makes sense . . ." Millie muses. "But for those of you who haven't read The Forgotten Warrior, she's probably dead, so she was unable to continue her story."

"Whatever. My book is expired no matter what you say," Dustpelt growls. "Can we just announce the winner and leave?"

"Yes," Captain Obvious agrees.

"The two kitties who didn't win anything are . . ." Moonblaze starts.

Drum roll begins...

" . . . Tawnypelt and Millie. I'm very sorry. Both of you got only one vote," Sunblaze finishes, waving her tail for them to pad of stage.

"'Cause when you're fifteen, and somebody tells you they love you, you're gonna believe them! And when you're fifteen, feeling like there's nothing to figure out! Well, count ten, take it in, this is life before you know who you're gonna be. Fifteen!" Squirrelflight sang from the back of the crowd randomly.

"Awkward!" Copycat breaks the silence.

"Yeah, tell me about it! To think she's my sister!" Leafpool growls, casting a sidelong glance at Squirrelflight who was still singing Fifteen by Taylor Swift.

"Okay, I'm gonna announce the winner now," Moonblaze announces, slowly opening the envelope.

Drum roll begins...

"The winners are Thornclaw and Brightheart! They won with a total of four votes for their video ROMANTIC_DREAMS-1!" Moonblaze purrs.

Confetti falls, covering the winners as they puffed their chest in pride.

"Poor Jayfeather," Brightheart purrs.

Sunblaze flicks her ear. "Oh, Moonblaze! We forgot about him!"

"Yes," Moonblaze meows quickly. "Every PRANKED video, the one who got PRANKED also wins the prize! Jayfeather, please come on stage."

Audience claps as he comes on the stage.

"You all win!" Copycat cheers. "Now, Dustpelt, please get off the stage. Your paws are filthy!"

Dustpelt growls, but reluctantly gets off.

"Now let's start up the videos again!" Captain Obvious purrs.

"The first video is of the category Kits! This is sent in by Poppydawn and Rosetail," Sunblaze announces.

~Video begins:

"Awe! He's just so cute!" Poppydawn purred; the camera zoomed in on a spiky-furred kit. "Snowkit and Bluekit, do you have any ideas for his name?"

"He should be called Thistlekit, for his spiky fur!" Snowkit suggested.

"Okay, his name is Thistlekit. I like it," Poppydawn meowed, trying out his new name. "But his fur is a mess! I'm going to try and clean it up. Rosekit, would you hold the camera?"

"Yes, Mommy," Rosekit padded over and picked up the camera. It zoomed in on Thistlekit's ear and then slowly zoomed back out. "This is so cool!"

Poppydawn leaned down and licked Thistlekit's pelt. She rasped her tongue over his spiky fur. "His fur won't go flat!" she complained. "It sticks up everywhere!"

"Let me try!" Snowkit squealed, padding over to the nest. Carefully, she put her paw on his fur, trying to push it down. When she lifted her paw, his fur spiked back up. She squealed in surprise. "It does look like thistles!" Again she pressed her paw down on his fur and it popped back up. "Cool!"

"Hey, it's my turn!" Bluekit squealed, rushing over to the overly crowded nest. She, too, pressed her paw down on his fur. She let it up and it sprang up at her and she leaped back. "Whoa!"

Poppydawn sighed and tried to flatten his fur once more. Lick after lick, she rasped her tongue to smooth his fur. After she relented, it stayed flat for ... five, four, three, two, one! Poof! His fur spiked back up.

"This is useless!" Poppydawn meowed, watching his fur go spiky. "I give up!"

~Video Ends. ~

"That video is cute!" Moonblaze purrs, rewinding the video to pause at Thistlekit's spiky fur. "I love it!"

"That video is overrated!" Copycat growls while glaring at Thistleclaw. "What is so funny about spiky fur?"

Sunblaze spat her tongue out at him. "Some cats like this stuff. Would you prefer if we move on to the PRANKED category, crybaby?"

"The PRANKED category is much better than Kits!" he hisses. "I didn't sign up for this business to watch videos of a kit's spiky fur!"

"Shut up, complainer, before DauntlessFlame decides to banish you to the Dark Forest!" Captain Obvious growls. "Forever and always!"

"Hey!" Squirrelflight calls out. "I love that song!"

"Be quiet!" Leafpool hisses. "Before I steal your iPod and delete all of your Taylor Swift songs!"

"NO!" Squirrelflight wails, holding her iPod close to her chest. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THIS FROM ME!"

"Drama Queens!" Captain Obvious purrs.

Leafpool and Squirrelflight shot him a look.

"What? I'm just saying the next category!" He snickers at them. "The video is sent in by Dovewing."

~Video begins:

"What? You have super powers and you didn't tell me? How could you! How could you, Dovewing!" Ivypool screeched at her sister. "What, can you fly? Do you have laser eyes? Do you have super strength?"

"You're talking about Lionblaze on that last one," Dovewing meowed.

"Not him too! Isn't there at least one normal cat? Next thing you're gonna tell me is that Jayfeather can walk in other people's dreams!" Ivypool growled, lashing her tail.

Dovewing sighed. "He can, Ivypool."

"What? All this gossip and you didn't tell me? How could you!" Ivypool spat. "I shouldn't even call you my sister."

"You have powers too, sis," Dovewing whispered. "You're the smartest cat I know."

"Shut up, Dovewing. Or should I call you Doveears?" Ivypool hissed. "Now I have to tell all the Clans at the Gathering the truth like Hollyleaf."

"No!" Dovewing yowled. "You can't tell anyone!"

"I was just kidding, Doveears," Ivypool purred. "Now shut up about your special powers and tell me what else I should know."

"Jayfeather talks to sticks," Dovewing whispered. "It's funny."

Ivypool twitched her whiskers. "I imagine it would. Anything else?"

"No, not really," Dovewing meowed, ". . . unless you count Jayfeather talking about 'Rock' in his sleep."

"Ha, ha!" Ivypool purred. "See you later, Doveears!"

~Video ends. ~

"Again! What the heck is up with these unfunny videos? A sisterly reunion is not on my list of humor!" Copycat hisses, lashing his tail.

"I didn't know you had a list, Copycat." Sunblaze snickers at him. "Am I on it?"

"Why does the world pick on me?" Jayfeather curls his lip. "It seems like I can't get one second of privacy!"

"Hey!" Thornclaw growls at him. "Your video won last time!"

"That sucks for you, Jayfeather!" Sunblaze purrs. "Your videos are the best!"

Jayfeather twitched his whiskers. "Thanks."

"The next video is sent in by Spottedleaf in the new category: Confusion!" Moonblaze announces.

~Video begins:

"Hey, Firepaw," Spottedleaf purred. "Would you be a dear and come with me to collect herbs?"

"Sure," the ginger warrior replied, coming to her side. He started leaping in elegant bounds. Suddenly he stopped and ate grass.

"What are you doing, Firepaw?" Spottedleaf asked, twitching her whiskers with amusement.

"Being a deer like you asked me to," he meowed, gagging on the grass. He vomited. "Gross! I don't get how they can eat that stuff!"

"They are herbivores, you know," she gently explained.

Firepaw nodded. "That is exactly why you wanted me to act like a deer, so you could collect them."

"Whatever," Spottedleaf purred. "I need to gather tansy."

"Tansy? You wanted to collect the herbivores!" Firepaw growled, lashing his tail.

Spottedleaf touched her tail to his shoulder. "Don't worry, Firepaw. We don't need the herbivores, we just need herbs."

"But herbivores are herbs!" Firepaw hissed. "You just gave them a nickname!"

"You need to go ask Bluestar why she made you an apprentice. You have no smarts at all!" Spottedleaf purred.

Firepaw glared at her (at the camera). "I will collect your herbs, Spottedleaf. I will collect those darn herbivores if it is the last thing I do!"

~Video ends. ~

Audience laughs unstoppably, even Firestar himself laughs at the video.

"Whoa!" Sandstorm exclaims. "I didn't know the world's secrets are coming out!"

"Me either!" Copycat purrs, his eyes lively. He looked at Sunblaze. "Now that is a video!"

"Shut up, Copycat," Sunblaze hisses. "The others are just fine!"

Copycat laughs. "That's what she said."

"I reckon you'd all like to see the next video, am I right?" Moonblaze looks at her fellow co-hostess and co-host. She frowns. "Where is Captain Obvious?"

"He had to use the litter box." Sunblaze wriggles her nose. "I don't see how he can stand that thing! It stinks so badly!"

"Anyway, the next video is of the category Drama Queens!" Copycat announces. He frowns at the card he was holding. "Sent in by . . . Crowfeather?"

~Video begins:

"Welcome to WindClan, my little warrior," Nightcloud meowed, hovering over a black kit. She turned to the camera/Crowfeather. "Isn't he adorable?"

"No. That kit is cuter."

The camera showed a small light brown tabby she-kit sleeping peacefully with her mother. "How could you say such a thing? Don't you love Breezekit?" Nightcloud growled.

"Who is Breezekit?"

"Your son!" Nightcloud hissed, curling herself around the black kit. "He's my perfect warrior."

"When did you name him?"

"About five seconds ago, actually."

"Oh."

"That's all you have to say? 'Oh'?" Nightcloud growled, glaring at the camera/Crowfeather.

"Well what did you want me to say? Congratulations?"

"No." Nightcloud lashed her tail. You could've kept your mouth shut and not ruined the moment like you just did!"

"Why are you making me tape this?"

"Just shut up!"

Silence filled the air . . . until Nightcloud sighed with relief.

"Which one is Breezekit again?"

"I'm sorry, my little warrior, your father has a short term memory," Nightcloud whispered to the black kit. To herself she murmured, "I hope Breezekit doesn't take after him."

"Oh."

~Video ends. ~

"What a great video!" Captain Obvious purrs, having returned from the stinky litter box.

"Ew." Sunblaze curls her lip in disgust. "You reek of the litter box."

"Don't worry, Sunblaze. I tried to find your perfume in your dressing room. But you're such a pig that you leave everything lying around. Seriously, you should consider putting your diary where people can't read it."

"YOU READ MY DIARY? I WILL KILL YOU!"

"Relax. I hid it in the dumpster. No one will find it there." Captain Obvious snickers.

"Oh yeah! Go Manly-Dudes!" Copycat cheers. "Score one Manly Dudes, zero Sassy Cats."

"Sassy Cats? Is that really the best you could come up with?" Sunblaze hisses.

"Would you rather it be Sissy Cats?" Copycat growls while glaring at her.

Moonblaze yowls for attention. "Shut up, Manly Dudes."

Captain Obvious and Copycat grin.

"Yes, yes! I can see it now! Do you remember we were sitting there by the water? You put your arm around me for the first time. You made love with a careless man's careful daughter. You are the best thing, that's ever been mine!" Squirrelflight randomly sings out the chorus of Mine by Taylor Swift.

"Let's see what they could win," Moonblaze announces, ignoring Squirrelflight's outburst.

"If your video is AWESOME then, you, only YOU could win a trip to Atlantis! Go underwater with special gear and you'll never get wet! Explore the depths of the ocean!" recorded voice says. "Warriors Funniest Videos is not responsible if you get hurt after submerging underwater. Swim at your own risk."

"Anyone wanna go scuba diving?" Sunblaze purrs.

"No thanks," Copycat murmurs. "I'd rather keep my paws on dry land."

"Me too," Captain Obvious agrees.

Sunblaze rolls her eyes. "Vote for your favorite video now so someone can splash the Manly Dudes! Be quick!"

Poppytail & Rosetail — Kits! — Thistleclaw
Vote: SPIKY_FUR-1

Dovewing — Drama Queens! — Ivypool
Vote: ULTRA_SUPER_POWERS-2

Spottedleaf — Confusion! — Firestar
Vote: DEER_HERBS-3

Crowfeather — Drama Queens! — Nightcloud
Vote: SHORT_TERM_MEMORY-4

VOTING IS CURRENTLY CLOSED.

View the latest episode to see what videos to vote for!

A/N: I thank you all so very much for voting! If you have any ideas for me, please either submit them in a review or PM me. I may or may not use them depending on their content.

Disclaimers:

I, DauntlessFlame, do NOT own Warriors or Taylor Swift's songs Fifteen, Forever & Always, or Mine that are included.

I, DauntlessFlame, DO own: the videos, Moonblaze, Sunblaze, Captain Obvious, Copycat, the commercial ad, and the story itself.

*There really is no Atlantis, so don't get your hopes up.

I hope you enjoyed these videos! :)~DauntlessFlame