Sonic And The Stick Of Truth Chapter 4
Phew! The time to come around to doing this chapter came quickly. Just to make sure you all remember what I said in the first chapter, I'll make it clear to you. I don't own Sonic, South Park or any of the Vocaloids. Crypton Future Media. Inc, Sega/Sonic Team, Trey Parker and Matt Stone do. Read and review!
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When Sonic and his gang arrived at Jimmy's house, they found that it had been decorated into a pub called The Inn Of The Giggling Donkey.
"Well, here it is, everyone," said Kaito. "The Inn Of The Giggling Donkey."
"All right," said Sonic. "Jimmy, are you sure the evil Bard is hiding out in there?"
"I don't know, Sonic," said Jimmy. "I think that's what that Twitter message that Kyle found says."
Sonic faced Kyle and said, "Kyle, is it true that you went on my laptop without my permission and went on Twitter to find the evil Bard's account while I was at that school of yours?"
"Well, you did get a message from him so yes," said Kyle.
"All right," said Sonic. "Kaito and Gakupo, help Kiyoteru and the rest of his lot guard the back door. Len, Rin, Miku and Kyle, let's go inside."
Everyone else got to the back door while Sonic led Len, Rin, Miku and Kyle into the house.
Once inside, Sonic looked around the place. Music was blaring from the speakers.
"Good thing I brought my guitar and amp," he said to himself. "Otherwise I'd be enchanted by the Evil Bard later on."
He went to the bar and said, "You got any nice drinks?"
The bartender said, "We got a choice of fizzy drinks including Pepsi Max and Diet Coke."
"I'll have a large Pepsi Max, then," said Sonic and the bartender gave him a large Pepsi Max.
"So, have you seen the Evil Bard around here lately?" asked Miku. Several people looked up and gasped.
"Yeah," said the bartender. "He's got a room in the basement."
"Thanks," said Sonic and he finished his Pepsi Max.
"Good luck with stopping him," said the bartender.
"No probs," said Sonic and he paid for his drink. "Let's go," he said to the other four. Everyone else got back to what they were doing.
The five went over to the basement door.
"All right," said Sonic. "Here's what we'll do. Miku, Kyle and I will go down into the basement and find the Evil Bard. Len and Rin, you stay up here."
"Okay," said Len.
"Got it," said Rin.
Sonic, Miku and Kyle went down into the basement.
"You sure the Evil Bard's really down here?" asked Kyle.
"I'm positive," said Sonic.
Then suddenly, the three heard a musical note.
"What was that?" asked Miku.
Then Sonic saw an evil being standing in the shadows.
"Oh my God! It's the Evil Bard!" he shouted.
The Evil Bard stepped forward with an acoustic guitar in his hand.
"Prepare for battle, weaklings!" he declared. "Elves and blanks, fall in!"
The evil elves and the evil blanks then surrounded Sonic, Miku and Kyle while the four evil elves upstairs grabbed Len and Rin and began to drag them away from the basement door.
"Len! Rin!" yelled Kyle. He began to rush out of the basement but Sonic grabbed him.
"Kyle, leave it," he said. "Those two can handle those other evil elves themselves."
"You're right," said Kyle.
"As for you, Evil Bard," said Sonic. "You deserve to be punished by my magical songs of enchantment!"
"Yeah!" agreed Miku.
The Evil Bard cast an evil spell at Sonic, Miku and Kyle but the three dodged it and it hit one of the evil blanks.
"That does it!" shouted Sonic. He plugged his guitar into his amp with Kyle touching a magic medallion that transformed into a drum set for Miku.
Kyle then grabbed his other magic medallion which transformed into a bass guitar and the three played a song that was so loud that the Bard, the evil elves and the evil blanks got thrown back and knocked out.
Sonic then unplugged his guitar from his amp and ran up to the basement door with Kyle and Miku following him, their instruments having been transformed back into medallions. He knocked on the door and one of the good blanks answered.
"Get down there and finish those fuckers off!" he ordered. "Kyle, Miku and I will rescue the twins and retrieve the Stick Of Truth!"
The good blanks and the good elves ran down into the basement to finish off the evil blanks and the evil elves as well as the Evil Bard. The Good Bard, who was apparently Jimmy, helped them with the job.
Sonic, Miku and Kyle, meanwhile, ran upstairs and finished off the other evil elves and the other evil blanks. Then they ran into the kitchen where Len had been attacked. Kyle checked Len for injuries and was relieved to find that Len hadn't been hurt.
"He's okay," he said. "He's not hurt."
"Good," said Sonic.
"Thanks, guys," said Len. "I thought I was gonna become one of those evil blanks for sure."
"I know, Len," said Sonic. "I know."
"Here," said Len. He held out two necklaces. One was for Kaito and the other one was for Miku. "Take these and give one of them to Kaito so I can show him how much I love him."
"Okay," said Sonic, taking the necklaces.
"And Sonic," said Len. "Don't let those evil elves rape Rin."
"I won't!" shouted Sonic as he took off. Miku and Kyle followed him.
The three ran upstairs, fighting evil elves and evil blanks along the way whilst letting the rest of the gang into the house to help Len and giving Kaito the necklace Len got for him, and burst into Jimmy's parents' bedroom to find an evil elf just jumping on the bed.
Rin was apparently tied up and was trying to get out of the ropes and continously calling for help.
"Help! Help!" she kept yelling.
Sonic played a guitar riff with a laser coming out of the end. The laser hit the nearby ceiling light and made a line for Sonic to slide down onto the bed with.
"Good thing Jimmy's parents are out of town," said Kyle.
"Yeah," said Miku.
Sonic then slid down the line and onto the bed, making sure to knock the evil elf out for jumping on the bed.
"Next time I see an evil elf jumping on someone's bed without permission, I'm gonna shoot them in the head," he said.
"Good idea," said Kyle as he untied Rin.
Rin shook the rest of the ropes off her.
"Yeah! I'm free! Great job, guys!" she said happily and ran off onto the landing.
The other boys met her and the other three there.
"How badly did they rape you, Rin?" asked Sonic.
"They didn't rape me," answered Rin. "They just jumped on the bed which scared me."
The other Vocaloids came onto the landing and checked Rin to make sure she was okay.
"She's fine," said Meiko.
"Good," said Sonic. "That's good."
Kaito tried to open Jimmy's bedroom door but the door wouldn't budge.
"The door won't open," he said. "Whoever's in there must've enchanted it by holding the doorknob."
Sonic angrily stormed up to the door and banged on it.
"Whoever's in there, you can't hold the doorknob! That's fucking cheating!" he shouted.
"I don't care, Sonic!" shouted Henry, one of the Evil Sorcerer's servants. "I have the Stick Of Truth now and I say holding the doorknob is okay!"
"Oh yeah?!" yelled Sonic. "We'll see about that!"
He and Miku climbed through the attic and into Jimmy's bedroom.
This made Henry let go of the doorknob allowing the others to burst into the room.
"Aha!" shouted Kaito.
"Oh shit!" shouted Henry in shock.
"I knew it was you, Henry!" shouted Cartman. "Give the Stick Of Truth back to us right now! Or else!"
"Or else what, you big loser?" asked Henry in an annoying way.
"Or else we'll take it from you by force!" shouted Sonic. He got his guitar out. "The rockstar way!"
He played a couple of guitar riffs which knocked Henry out.
Miku grabbed the Stick Of Truth and tossed it to Sonic who then caught it.
"The Stick is ours!" shouted Cartman happily.
"All right!" shouted Sonic.
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The gang left the house and went back to Cartman's kingdom where Cartman put the Stick Of Truth back on his red pillow where it rightfully belonged.
"The Stick is back where it belongs," he said before leaving the mansion.
"All right!" shouted Sonic in excitement.
Cartman faced him and everyone else before the mansion.
"Well, Sonic, as a special thank-you for your actions, I would like to invite you to become a member of the musical kingdom of Musical Child," he said. "Welcome to the KMC."
Everyone around Sonic clapped and cheered just as Cartman's mom came out of the house.
"Eric, it's getting late," she said. "Time for you and your friends to go night-night."
"Miss, it's all right," said Sonic. "I've got some of Cartman's stuff in my bag here."
"I appreciate that thought, okay? But Eric has school tomorrow, dear," said Cartman's mom.
"He doesn't need you telling him, Mom," said Cartman. "He's only trying to help by saving me trouble of walking to his house."
"Well, just make sure you have him at school on time tomorrow," said Cartman's mom. "And can you drop Miku off at her house on the way? Her parents called and they said she needs someone to take her home."
"Got it," said Sonic.
"Thank you, dear," said Cartman's mom. "I appreciate it. The rest of you had better be off too."
Sonic, Cartman and Miku left the place while everyone else scattered to go back home.
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A few minutes later, Sonic and Miku arrived at Miku's house. They'd already dropped Cartman off at Sonic's house to avoid any arguments that could wake people up.
"You were really brave today," said Miku.
"Thanks," said Sonic. "So were you."
Miku's mother called for her.
"I've gotta go," said Miku. "I'll see you tomorrow."
"Okay, see you," said Sonic and he watched Miku go inside.
He then went back to his own house where Cartman had prepared dinner which Sonic soon found very yummy.
After dinner, the two boys played video games for two hours before they went to bed.
"Good night, Sonic," said Cartman.
"Good night, Cartman," said Sonic.
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I do apologize for taking so long but I'm still getting distracted for some reason. Anyways, I have to be going for a while but I'll be back with another chapter. I promise. See ya next time!